"Ms. Abbey, Mr. Archilles, Mr. Baxter, and Ms. Cornelius you know the rules: 'No bondage until your target is disarmed. You may begin."
"Oppungo!" Ms. Abbey shouted, pointing her silver wand at Ms. Cornelius and Mr. Baxter. A flock of snapping gray birds sprayed from the tip of her wand.
"Evanesco!" Ms. Cornelius and Mr. Baxter shouted, pointing their wands at each other before vanishing into thin air.
"Where did they go?" Ms. Abbey said, shaking her shoulder length blonde hair as she looked left and right.
"I got this, how bout we have a Caterwauling Charm!" Mr. Baxter shouted, taping the tip of his wand on the ground. "When you hear a high pitched shriek you'll-
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"It's coming from near the armored suits, Piertotum Locomotor!" Ms. Abbey said, causing the suits of armor to become animated.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Fuck I'm going to loose my voice if I get any closer, Ms. Cornelius thought as she watched the suits of armor run around. You only involuntarily scream when your in the perimeter of where the charm was set off at. Maybe I can throw them off course... Ready or not here banshee comes, Ms. Cornelius thought before breathing in deeply as she felt an all too familiar pull on her back.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Ms. Cornelius shrieked voluntarily into the air over and over again as she hovered above to confuse the location of her and Mr. Baxter's wellbeing.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Impedimenta!" Mr. Baxter shouted, causing some of the bumbling suits of armor to freeze, and get knocked across the room. "Imepdimenta!" Mr. Archilles and Ms. Abbey's wands were the next to go flying.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Descendo!" Mrs. Cornelius shouted, causing Ms. Abbey and Mr. Archilles to sink halfway into the floor. "And. Ahhhhhhhhhh, will be taking those." Ms. Cornelius said, taking their wands.
"Langlock!" Mr. Baxter shouted, pointed his toward at both Ms. Abbey and Mr. Archilles. "Okay?"
"Okay!" Ms. Cornelius said, watching her wings dematerialize.
"Time." Ms. Cornelius and Baxter said, reappearing.
"Deletrius!" Baxter said, making Ms. Abbey and Mr. Archilles rise up from the floor.
The four of them began to clap slow and then faster.
"Camp Ambrosia!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap* "Camp Ambrosia!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap*
"What did you say?" Dumbledore shouted, cupping his hands over his mouth.
"Camp Ambrosia!"
"I can't hear you!"
"Camp Ambrosia sir! Alternating days we're Muggles then witches, can't wait till summer to keep up with the switches!"
"By the looks of your confused faces allow my students to explain. Ms. Abbey would you like to begin?"
"Thank you headmaster. You see Hogwarts is a regular school through the fall, winter, and spring sessions. For the summer you go home, but us Camp Ambrosia campers move in for the summer. Students ranging from first-years to six-years go here. We aren't sorted into teams and we could pick our own room mates. One day we'll take witch courses like Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Flying lessons, Herbology, Muggle Studies, Charms, Care of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration, and more. But the next day we'll be taking Muggle classes like chemistry, geometry, literacy, health, physical education, and more." Ms. Abbey said, tugging on her blonde ponytail. "And other than just Qudditch in the witch world, there are other sports like football, soccer, field hockey, ice hockey, baseball, basketball, racquetball, squash, rugby, swimming, roller skating, ice skating, skateboarding, fencing, boxing, wrestling, kickboxing and much more."
"We would like to show you a video montage of our days at Camp Ambrosia!" Mr. Archilles said, pointing to the tiled floor.
The tiles disappeared as black and white static took over its surface.
"My feet are bleeping killing me!"
"Come on guys you have only a few more yards to go!"
"Is really Quidditch worth it?"
"Yes."
"You really want to get that Beater's name, huh?"
"Well after that Buldger slammed into our classroom like a freight train because some Beater wanted to nonchalantly whack the ball in the school's direction. Which so coincidently was in the path of my jaw."
"Which you nonchalantly went off about."
"Okay maybe I overreacted."
"It involved four students-"
"Two administrative officials-"
"And a certain collar to keep you from bashing the Beater's brains out."
"Hey you got any better ideas?"
"First degree murder isn't one of them."
"I'm not intending on killing anyone I just have a motive."
"I'm keeping my eye on you."
"You wouldn't be the first!"
"Oh my bob what happened during fifth period biology class? I heard it was complete chaos!"
"I heard that not a seat in Madam Pomfrey's infirmary was empty."
"Yeah, I heard Professor Yates and Professor Tierney were scrambling for trash cans for many students!"
"Oh, it was a madhouse! That day we were dissecting preserved frogs. We had to cut the whole frog open and then remove the organs. We were suppose to place the organs next their names on our frog anatomy group worksheet. Being in a class mixed with all years it was crazy. Some ran out of the room gagging. My group was fine though, but when I bent to pick up a fallen scalpel my nose collided with Hermione's elbow all hell broke loose. I'm prone to some serious nosebleeds so whoosh ! My nosebleed went all over our opened frog and that caused the first person to pass out."
"Yeah, students were dropping like flys. Our sixth period class was basically empty!"
" I can do it higher now!"
"Izzy stop it your going to make piss my pants!"
"Your killing me! Hahahahahaha."
"Oh, Merlin! I could still see Professor Cornelius accidentally kicking Professor Lupin!"
"That made my day!"
"Icepack in the most peculiar place, no?"
"We didn't do anything in class that day either."
"I even cringed when that happened and I'm a girl!"
"Hope you can still have kids Professor!"
The sound of chairs toppling and louder laughter filled the room.
"I hope they like our dance."
"Who cares if they do or don't! All that matters is that we have fun!"
"Mione, and Jojo are you ready to commence Operation: Wildin' Out?"
"Are you guys ready to set the traps up?"
"Did the twins have a fight during class?"
"Yes."
"And who was suppose to be on duty is the first victim."
"Let me get my mask I left it-"
"Don't worry about it we're Dumbledore approved!"
"Mask or not we won't get in trouble?"
"Trust me won't."
"Wait the twins had a fight in class! Was it physical?"
"Yeah, someone accidentally added too many newt eyes to their cauldron in Potion class and we had to test it. Every pair had to switch cauldrons to test the eye color changing concoction."
"Talk about a trust exercise."
"The twins both took a swig and the next thing I know they're throwing punches."
"There's no need for a Defense against the Dark Arts class if we could reconstruct that potion that made the twins go blind with fury. Who needs a wand to kick some ass?"
"Ha, you should of seen Jojo in fencing she's a beast in fencing."
As the floor's surface turned back to normal Ms. Abbey, Mr. Archilles, Mr. Baxter, and Ms. Cornelius began to chant again.
"Camp Ambrosia!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap* "Camp Ambrosia!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap*
"We'd like to give a Camp Ambrosia hoot to those who were there to deal with all the mischief in the air!" Mr. Archilles shouted.
"Madame Pomfrey!"
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"What can we say?"
"Professor Gallagher!"
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Lupin!"
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Cornelius!"
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Sinistra!"
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Barnes!"
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Cornell!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Hawkins!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Perry!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Edwart!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Morris!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Finn!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
"Professor Tierney!
"Hoot ta hoot ta hooty hoot!"
Smoke suddenly covered the whole room. Ms. Abbey, Mr. Archilles, Mr. Baxter, and Ms. Cornelius disappeared, but twelve teenagers reappeared wearing a new getup. They dawned slick ponytails, short sleeved pinstripe vested shirts, ripped black jeans, yellow ties, one red and green sneaker, multicolored masks, and a black top hat.
Singing the rehearsed lyrics of Ke$ha's Take It Off, they all began to dance wildly. Every time the song instructed them to 'take it off' they discarded their own masks, but a new mask appeared right back on their faces.
"Camp Ambrosia!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap* "Camp Ambrosia!" *clap-clap-clapclapclap*
And all twelve teenagers disappeared into thin air when Dumbledore snapped his fingers.
"Let the sorting begin." Dumbledore said, twisting his long white beard.