天窓椿:Skylight Camellia
A/N: Hey everyone. It has been a long time since i uploaded. Lots of stuff happened. And I realized something- I can be both a S or a M... i enjoy hurting myself sometimes, because... simply i feel too depressed, reminiscing the past, thinking about things. I hate being depressed, but since i am depressed, and i like(seriously) sad fics enough, i bring you chapter 1. And I warn you, this fic, is going to be VERY VERY uh, sad? I don't know. It's just a warning ;)
I appear optimistic on the surface-but deep down, i'm so fragile i might break. (I'm sorry for the rant, I'm just pretty upset.)
Alright, anyway, about this fic, the characters might be OOC. Aik, i forgot what i really wanted to say. Damn me and my rant.
Warning: Don't like, don't read. I DO NOT TOLERATE ANY FLAMES IN THIS FIC ESPECIALLY.
The reason is simple enough right? XD. I'm sick. By the way, i love you guys so much. Thank you for sticking around. It made my fucking heart more happy.I'll reply reviews in the back to keep you from reading, and more rants behind XD!
THIS FIC IS DEDICATED TO THOSE WHO LOVE THIS COUPLE! Lots of hearts to you!
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING~ Sorachi Hideaki's da man~
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VOCIFERATE 1: Heinous Fantasies
I walked steadily yet slowly, as I strolled on the spacecraft. The cool air of the air condition above my head keeps me cool, and calms me down, but it doesn't hold me down for long.
"We're descending towards Earth in 20 minutes. All passengers on board please brace for impact." The speaker announced, through a P.A. system.
I'm currently on board of a public spacecraft, with my reliable assistant, Abuto. He stands behind me, without a word. I like him, and want to keep him as my assistant because he can read the atmosphere without any verbal message sent to him. He places a hand on my shoulder, and I can feel his palm's warmness. It irritates me, but nonetheless, I said nothing, for today, I'm in a good mood.
The passengers are really noisy and annoying. Nevertheless, I said nothing; I don't wish to kill anyone now, since they're all weaklings. Many felines are present in this spacecraft, hence… I don't wish to scare anyone… since they can reproduce stronger opponents.
He moved away, sensing my unease.
18 more minutes… till I reach that filthy planet. The seconds tick by slowly, my anticipation gets the best of me- I stand near the door even when the air crew warned me countless times-not to. Abuto didn't even bother to move me-he knew the consequences.
I look around the spacious aircraft; passengers sited tightly, all buckled up. Abuto, of course, stands behind me. He couldn't possibly be sitting down when the one he serves is standing.
They later gave up, not because of wariness, but because of fear.
I think I emit fear to them, without sensing. Whatever, I won't die because of that.
The spacecraft descends… and it jerks. I no longer see starry black skies. It has been replaced with azure blue with a tint of white.
The plane lands, and just in awhile more, another announcement is made.
"Welcome to Earth, Japan. We hope you enjoy your trip here and we hope to see you again soon. Thank you for boarding with Amanto Aircrafts," the P.A. system announced once again. The door cache opened, liked a bird cage that is opened, many people flocked out, like me.
Even though I'm trying to contain my excitement, it gushes over me, and fuels my body with energy.
We travelled through a few 'gates', checkpoint, whatever you call it, and a few shinsengumi officers were there to keep check of the security and identities for suspected criminals.
I have my bandages wrapped around my head and neck, even though my bright orange hair flows out a little.
A shinsengumi officer noticed it and rushed over to me, blocking my way to the exit. I'm getting frustrated…
" Ano… sorry, but could you let me have a clear look at your face?" a black haired officer stood, fidgeting and moving around. He wasn't wearing those kinds of special uniforms… which means… he's just a typical shinsengumi officer, unranked.
It was really getting on my nerves, so I spoke.
"LET ME PASS." I spoke in the worse possible voice I ever did. Even though he was shivering, he didn't let me pass. I'll acknowledge that he had guts.
"Ano… sir, we have a problem here." He spoke to the black speaker, and in return, a nasty voice shot up back to him and replied to him in an unhappy manner.
"What is it, Yamazaki, che, damn it," another black head approached, with straight sleek hair, and this time, his uniform is a little different. He must have been his boss.
The guy named Yamazaki pointed to me, and I smirked beneath the thick layers of cloth. I thought that this was gonna be a waste of time… but what do you expect… maybe this could be fun.
"Sorry sire, please remove your cloth or whatever you call it," he replied me, smoking. One could tell that he wasn't a guy to fool with, but who cares. Maybe he'll put up an interesting fight.
I ignored him, and attempted to cross over.
With a swift movement, his feet stood in front of me, and his katana bulged out, completely filling the gap to the exit. So that's how he's going to play, eh?
If 2 is going to play the game, that's fine.
I grabbed my black parasol, and pointed at him. I don't intend to reveal my identity now. It will only cause a fuss. His eyes widened, and quickly, he recovered from the shock, realizing that someone had challenged him.
He unsheathed his katana, revealing a silver metal that reflected the light from high up above on the ceiling.
In a moment of silence, none of us moved. In a second later, his motivation to fight extinguished, and he sheathed his katana back to its hilt.
"I have no energy to fight those who are willing to fight to death. But if you cause trouble around Earth, Amanto, you're dead, understand?" he asserted, with another puff of smoke. He leaned back to the metal scanner that is used to detect bombs, and he allowed me to pass by.
Yamazaki muttered a few words to him, and he whispered back something.
"Watch him. That Yato… is dangerous."
"Shinsengumi, eh? You have some interesting people I'd love to fight with," I murmured, clearly knowing that the one who sheathed his sword heard me. He lowered his head, saying nothing. Abuto followed behind me obediently.
We stepped into the arrival hall in a few minutes of walking. I clearly noted that behind that was a fellow shinsengumi officer following behind me, tailing me.
The airport was crowded, and cramped. I wanted to get out of the fucked up place soon, but the place is just too small to move quickly. It made me think of… my imouto-chan.
~10 years ago~
"Nii-chan, nii-chan! It's so crampy here… I wanna get out of here and find Sadaharu…" Kagura pouted, wincing after someone stomped on her toes.
I glared at the man who stepped her toes, sending him a death glare. He shuddered, but send me back the same glare. I wasn't afraid of getting into a fight with him, but I'm terrified that he'd attack Kagura.
We're currently at our planet's airport. Since there is only one airport in the whole small dark planet, the airport is loaded with people. We're currently waiting for our father to return back here after his job.
That man walked away snickering. I hated the fact I couldn't do anything, not even protect my imouto-chan.
I didn't get my hopes up high that he would return on time though, and I was correct. An hour had passed by in this airport.
"Nii-chan… I'm bored…" Kagura whimpered, as she clung on to me. I patted on her head gently.
A large shadow loomed over us, and I looked up at the person who approached us so suddenly. We're sitting on the airport's floor, waiting.
"Are you… Umibouzo's children?" the large tanned guy questioned. He was wearing a suit, and appeared extremely cautious. He also had a tie, and his right hand is always in his suit, it's as if he's holding a gun, prepared to defend against us.
Kagura answered, without any doubts of that suspicious person.
"Are you daddy's friend?" she smiled, innocently. The man nodded, and called upon us to follow him, claiming that our father was waiting for us at some random weird place … I didn't remember where it was, he said, this memory of mine is blurry… perhaps I can recall more... a little later.
~End of flashback~
Abuto decided that we take the cab, a human-invented vehicle that travels on land. I didn't object to it, but it was weird for me to space out. The cab is spacious, and can sit up to 4 people more.
Outside, on earth, the clouds darkened, and rumbled… and reminded me of our home planet.
I ruffled my fringe. My head hurts; I didn't really want to recall any memories. Those memories only break my demeanor down, and the only person who could crumble my mask down is Kagura, because she knows and believes that I'm not what I appear to be.
Perhaps that is why, I didn't want anyone to find out it, and besides that, I find myself missing her, getting obsessed with her, which I don't really know why. I'm trying to keep my cool around her, when I last meet her at Yoshiwara. If my incestic fantasies could come true… that would be great…
Kamui's incestic fantasies
The sea sparkled, and glittered under the sun. The clear transparent aqua blue waters flapped up and down, forming into waves. There wasn't anyone around to disturb us.
Even though us Yato doesn't like the sun, but imagining my sister under the sun was truly a magnificent sight. If I have to enter the sun to be with her, I wouldn't mind, even though I didn't have my umbrella with me.
I stepped into the forbidden sunlit area, as my skin burned. It hurts physically, but that doesn't matter. It's been a long time since I last saw the red ball of fire hanging in the middle of the skies.
My sister stood there, not moving, as she stood in a black bikini revealing all her assets. It doesn't matter whether she had curves or not, to me, even if I'm a pedophile, she looks very striking and beautiful. Her small rounded butt and her cute almost flat chest, but she does have curves… small one that is. I wondered how it doesn't hurt her as the sun shone on her.
Probably because she's been on earth for so long- a little sun shining on her doesn't hurt that much.
I approached her, kissing her pink full lips, so soft and sweet. Our tongues slowly swirl, and I clutch on her bikini straps on her neck and undid the knot.
"Nii-chaan," she blushed, shivering as I touched her back with my cool hands. We embraced, and it felt like I'm in heaven when her smooth-like-silk skin contacted me. I undid the knot of her bikini. I loved her calling me that… it's like eating the forbidden fruit… burning in pleasure… as she moaned on that. I held on to her head, and kissed her smooth straight orange hair… they smell like strawberries. As expected from my sister-she loved these kind of cute shampoo.
The bikini top dropped on the floor and revealed her chest. Her soft skin…
"Captain, oi, captain," Abuto calls out, disturbing my secret fantasies. I glared at him. Abuto flinched, but said nothing.
"We've reached Kabuki-cho," he informs me, with a creepy smile. Whenever he smiles like that to me, he knows that I'm about to kill people or fight.
"I see."
Kabuki-cho is divided into 2 sections, one that is famous for their chickens and ducks, the other, a normal shopping district with housing. Of course, there are many strong people in Kabuki-cho, like, the 4 great kings or queens, whatever you call it there, but it seemed that they have been defeated? And that's the underworld that we the Harusame pirates are working with.
Initially I planned to come down to this filthy planet for personal purposes only but it is deemed impossible because my commander has another task for me, and it is, right here too, at Kabuki-cho.
My fantasies keep replaying in my mind, like a broken record playing. It frustrates me to no end, when I'm trying to work, fight, eat or kill.
The rain did not stop, but rained heavier. The rain bounced off the umbrella and the sound of it filled the entire street.
"Abuto. Where is Sakata Gintoki at?" he interrogated him, without looking at his face.
He didn't verbally reply me, but instead he pointed to me the directions. I nodded, and continued my journey. But before that, he did mentioned about that Kagura was living in Yorozuya Gin-chan, and apparently she had a pet dog named Sadaharu now.
Sadaharu huh? It reminds me of her rabbit pet when she was young.
I continued strolling, without really noticing my surrounding or background. I know I'm not being myself, but I really don't care. I bumped into someone. He was holding a box in his hand, and on the cover of it, it wrote, "XXX Bakery" with a red sticker on top of the brand name, "special order with chili". He accidently dropped his box when I bumped at him.
The box landed with a thud, and the contents of the box spilled out.
Inside the pastry or rather cake, it squeezed in quite a number of small red chilies. Is he planning to eat it? I don't think so.
"Oi, stop daydreaming and pay attention you perverted freak," he stated, in a dead-panned voice, in front of me stood another shinsengumi officer, this time with a rank too. I mentally sighed, another shinsengumi officer? Could it be too much of a coincidence? Whatever, I don't even give a shit about his cake.
I shook my head, finally getting a good look at my surroundings.
I needed to see Kagura now… my urge to see her has increased… after I spot the Yorozuya Gin-chan signboard.
I said nothing. He opened his mouth once again. "Oi, Yamazaki, what're you doing here?" he queried, and it really sounded like he was bored.
Ah, so he knew- or noticed, that his fellow shinsengumi colleague was tailing me.
Yamazaki jolted up, in shock, but I acted as if I paid no heed to them, I really couldn't care less right now, I am tired of seeing shinsengumi uniforms. I dodged him, and signaled Abuto to comply with my instructions, as we tried to slip out of this street.
It was unlike of me to do so, but well, I am lazy. I scratched my head.
But of course, as expected, he didn't allow me to pass by him. The unranked officer finally spoke.
"Captain Oki-okita! Fu-Fukucho commanded me to spy on him," he reported, and like a sign of respect, his hand shot up to his forehead.
"Ah…Hijikata-san commanded you?" he questioned, but it wasn't much of a question, it was acknowledging his answer.
"H-hai," he answered, not removing his hand. "Then I'll do you the favor… of lightening your workload shall I?" he smirked, eyes filled with fire. The unranked officer looked horrified at what had occurred.
"You spoilt my cake… I planned to give it into China… but I saw you… Yamazaki, so you're part of the blame," he declared, as he took out his bazooka from his back.
"I planned to use it to give China a birthday bash but I don't feel like doing it right now," he explained, as he pointed the bazooka to us. The shinsengumi is really troublesome, how much bothersome can they get? Argh… it's so irritating… I think I will get rid of them once and for all.
"…Fine… I haven't got so hyped out and so vexed in such a long time," I smirked, as I grabbed my parasol and pointed to the sandy-haired man, who was just about the same height as me. He has bloody red eyes that burn with a bright fire right now. I like that, the momentum of the fight, the instant complex situation when I realize that my opponents are not what they seem to be-innocent, it makes my whole body's blood run faster than ever before-adrenaline.
Our tribe or race's umbrella can shield up to almost anything…except Yato's physical attacks. I opened up my parasol, and he aimed with precise accuracy before he shot. The bullet hit on my umbrella, but didn't affect me much, I'm still standing, and my umbrella is still perfectly fine.
He didn't appear shocked when he saw that his attack didn't even land a scratch on me. "So you're…the same as China eh?" he uttered, but it wasn't so much of a question. Who is China? I don't even recognize the name. So, I didn't respond to his words.
He dropped his bazooka then, and immediately unsheathed his sword. "I've found another person that I could torture instead of Hijikata-san," he claimed, and he pointed his sword at me, and gave a cold sadistic smile.
I hadn't forgotten about Kagura as we fought, my heart anxiously craved for her, like a vampire in front of a bloody fountain. The rate of my heartbeat increased each second as the fight lasted. It seemed like forever till it was going to end, or have a conclusion.
"Nii-chan…."
Kagura hopped and spun around in circles, wearing her new cheongsam, dancing around. I managed to buy one for her… after dealing with some illegal activities.
His sword clashed down on to my umbrella, and I pushed my umbrella with one quarter of my force exerted through my hands to him. He backed down a little, but still persistent.
"Not bad," I mused, chuckling. I held on to my umbrella still, not wanting to let go of it. I can fight without it too, but well, he doesn't deserve the privilege of witnessing it.
"So you're complimenting me? Then I should thank you back, shouldn't I?" the sandy haired man spoke, as he moved swiftly to my back and attempted to slash me. My reflexes won and I blocked his slash with my umbrella. He exerted more force this time, as he once again stroke. I blocked this time too, with a lot much force I inputted before, and my attack rebound the attack.
Oops, I used too much force, didn't I?
He hopped back, as a simple reflex, and that actually helped him to survive a blow that would actually cause a fatal wound from me. Ahh, this is getting exciting. I focused on the battle more than I thought I would. I noticed that I caused a cut on his face. I smirked, while he grimaced, before grinning.
"So you're a sadist too? That must mean we must really get along… but don't copy me, I hate copycats, and by the way, Gintama is licensed, so if you copy me, I'd have my lawyer to sue you for infringement!" he laughed, as if it was a joke, but it wasn't really much of a joke.
A familiar voice interrupted our fight.
"Gin-chan! I'm going to take Sadaharu for a walk in the park!" the female voice babbled, and it shocked me. My eyes widened.
"Kagura,"
"Fine, just don't get hooked up with some guy, I don't want some random fanboy coming to the Yorozuya looking for you!" he reminded her, sighing. The voice came from the small apartment located at the second floor of Otose snacks.
"Yeah yeah," she responded, as she opened the door.
"China," the shinsengumi male spoke, and I narrowed my eyes. He knew Kagura, and even brought her a cake. I took a look at my dear imouto-chan. Her eyes narrowed too when she saw the shinsengumi.
"Sadist," she acknowledged him, and then turned to look who was fighting him. Her eyes widened. "Nii-cha-n…" her voice trailed off as she finally took a look at me.
My, my, Kagura, my dear imouto-chan, looked how much you've changed.
E/N: Songs that I used for this typing: too much.
Anyway, did anyone read the spoilers for chapter 370 (Gintama)? There's a new character-Imai Nobume? Whatever, I'm not sure about the name lol, so don't ask me. I'm already not fond of her character. You know why, because I like Kagura to be with Okita. I love Kagura, seriously. Oh yeah, I wanted to ask reviewers a question, how much do you love Kagura? ;)
Sorry for the disgusting fuck above. Just wanted someone to see.
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Karepan: HAHA. YOU too? YEAH! FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME! WOOHOO! LOL. Sorry for being too enthusiastic now-happy to find someone who supports them! Thanks. I hope you continue supporting & wouldn't find this chapter boring.
Koatan: HAHA. Nobody created one, so i thought, why not i make one myself. And by the way, i wanted to ask, compare the amount of Gintama fics with Junjo Romantica. (Don't misunderstand, i love JR.), JR has 2000+ fics while Gintama has 800+ fics. Woah, why doesn't anyone like to write Gintama fics ? :( By the way, I liked KamuixKaguraxOkita, i think i'm sicker than you, lmao! Yeah of course there'll be. You'll be surprised the next chapter, i promise.
Alice P e a c h e s: I think I handle his POV ver badly... omg. I so wanna stab myself now *self-conscious* Anyway, I love your fics! (Hehe, Oh yeah, you write S.A. fics too! Oh my, that french doll was random but cute, and your Gintama fics are great too, sorry i didn't give you a review. Will probably review you soon!) Hah, how ironic, i'm giving you a review here, ...XD. Anyway, i'm glad so many peeps love this couple. Banzai for the couple?
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