Nihihi, long time no see, sweeties! ^_^ How ya doin'? Haven't heard from you since last year! 'lame joke' :D

Well, I sure have left this to gather dust but no matter: I HAVE RETURNED! WIth a mini-chapter... :/ But still! I love those dialogue-only ficcies - I've never liked describing places and actions.. BUT I PROMISE I'LL BE BACK WITH A BETTER CHAPTER!

BTW, about Chapter 3, there WILL be a sequel... just I have no idea when 'looks away' :D

Anyway, read and review! :D You get free hugz and cookiez and lovez! :D

Discl.: Me no own Bleach

"Nee, Riruka-chan!"

"Inoue-san…? What do you want?"

"Well, Riruka-chan… I've been wondering for some time now and, you know… there've been some evidence—"

"Just spit it out already! I have donuts to eat."

"Well, since I've seen you around Yukio-kun and…"

"And? Come on, I don't have much time. Spill."

"Areyouacougar?"

"What? I didn't hear ya. Repeat."

"I asked… if you were a cougar."

"Pha, no I'm— What?"

"Well, you know Riruka-chan, I've been watching you and Yukio-kun and concluded that you two'd make a great couple! 'Cause, you know, he's so introvert and you're the only one to make a rise of him—"

"First of all, that little dweeb isn't introvert or whatever else you'd like to call him. He's actually an annoying piece of —"

"And when you two are together, I feel as though I'm watching Kuchiki-chan and Kurosaki-kun! Maybe that's the tension I've been told about—"

"—plays only those stupid games of his and doesn't even pay attention to what's—"

"Also, he's shorter than you! Riruka-chan, that means that he's younger than you and that you're interested in younger men! … Riruka-chan?"

"…"

"Nee? Riruka-chan? Are you here! Riruka-chan!"

"Y-you said that… I'm —"

"Heyy, hear that Riruka? You are a pedophile!"

"Yukio, why you little—"

"Hey, no need to get excited just to see me. I may have to get a restraining order."

"ARGHHHHHH!"

Cougar - a woman who goes out with younger men~ I've always thought Yukio as the younger one, for some weird reason :O :D

Also, I have a question for all reviewers: if Yukio and Riruka kiss, who will start it? Him or Her?