A/N: is this how you put an auther's note thingy? Like said (at least in the summary) this is my first story. Please be nice. I do not own Hetalia. TAT. Nor do I own LolliDictator's Manuals.

I am playing the piano.

DING-DONG

I was playing the piano.

I peeked through the eye-hole thing, and saw this random guy with blue & black hair. Does everybody but me have highlights in their hair? I don't know. But I didn't see any guns, grenades (I snickered at the thought of Germany teaching N. Italy how to use one.), katanas, faucet pipes…

What?

We all know what Russia likes do, da?

Anyways, he seemed safe (and sane) enough, so I opened the door just a bit.

OMG! I'm in my house alone, and I'm giving a potentially dangerous stranger access to the inside of my house?

I guess I'm losing my sanity.

"Um… Hello?"

"Good evening to you, Ms. Chen"

I'm not that old… Please imagine that gigantic anime angry mark over my head. (We'll need it a lot)

"Uh… Hello to you too. May I please ask you why you are here?"

"I am here because it is my job, as a -" he didn't get very far… XD

"Random-Guy-who-has-blue-highlights-in-his-hair-like-all-the-other-insane-people-I've-met?" I interjected.

"Ahem. No. I'm a travel agency. I happen to come across 10 people from different countries, and you, my friend, being the 100th viewer of Mint Bunny Express's face book page, are to take them in." I tensed. Mint Bunny Express thing… doesn't it remind you of LolliDictator's Manuals…? WTF! Panic mode! Warning! Panic Mode! How by f*cking Hell am I supposed to fit them in 4 freaking bedrooms!

Sorry. Please Excuse my language.

"Ahahahahahaha -" he was cut short by the metal baseball pipe I always keep by the door.

Thunk

Just then, I saw the countries peek from behind the Random-Guy, who's name tag said Mark. China, Hong Kong, Japan, Taiwan, Switzerland, Lechistan, N. Italy, Germany, Hungary, and Korea were all there. They looked cold, so I invited them in…

Warning: Fatal Mistake!