A/N:

China: Aiyaa! Did I mention it was raining outside, aru?

Korea: Waa- It was raining hard da-ze!

Switzerland: Do your job already! I have a new gun and I'm not afraid to use it!

Lechistan: Big Bruder… Uh… Big Bruder…?

Japan: *sigh* LolliDictator's manuals and Hetalia does not belong to i'masianaru-san.

Me: Arigato! ^.^ (And these aren't manuals. And in this story, 'I' am 11)

Okay… so what happened again? So 10 countries are living in my house, with only 4 bedrooms! Oh god… only 4! How the heck are they gonna sleep? Let me reword that… Where are most of them going to sleep? Happy, England? I used somewhat proper English. What time is it?

5:49

God dam… My mom's coming back home anytime now. Well… I can't let the countries 'stay' with me here without introducing myself.

"Kon'nichiwa. My name is Chen Hua Lan. That's mandarin. Call me 'Alice' all of you non-Chinese-speaking people. Yes, I am Chinese. Now come in before you get a cold." I say. I don't know, and don't want to know, how my mom will react to this. OH! I got an idea! I just remembered my hyper-active friend that lives on Hetalia. She and some others would take some of them. Definitely. No need to question it. Oh, look. I told you this much of the story, and I didn't describe myself to you yet. That will be my 'Epic Fail of The Day'. I have brownish-black hair, like China's, which I always (or almost always) keep in a high ponytail. I am the 2nd tallest in my class, right after Franklin, who is nicknamed Frankie. Anyways… I don't have many friends, though I think that friends list will get bigger now. I am a slow runner, near the end of my P.E. class, though it is basically because I don't have stamina. But I could beat almost anyone in my 6th grade P.E. class at sprinting, even coming close to Richard, 6th grades' fastest runner. I'm proud of that. And around friends… when they get my talking, I'll be hard to stop. Otherwise, I don't talk unless answering some questions.

"Kon'nichiwa. I am very pleased to meet you. I am Japan."

*snicker snicker* Polite as usual. "It is very nice to meet you too, Japan-san." I responded.

"Ni-Hao."

"Yes. Hi to you to, Zhong Guo. Now come inside everyone. It's raining hard out there. My mom will kill me if our visitors caught a cold." I shooed them in.

6:01

My mom will now come in any minute now. Now how am I supposed to explain this?

A/N

Hi! I think I'm doing a somewhat regular update, right? Heehee. I don't know why I'm even typing this. So far I think only one person ever read this. LOL.

Switzerland: Like said, I have a gun. Review or else!

Me: What do those do, anyway? And don't threaten away the very few amount of readers I have!