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Hi! I think I have a lot more readers! YAY! I own nothing except a computer, Alice, and the plot. Told in Alice's and Japan's P.O.V. (Maybe some of a pancake's, too) WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH! Though it's not going to affect the story at all…
Last night was strange. I was sketching a sakura tree, when I became aware of a presence behind me. I started walking in the general direction of the presence, only to find that it was Japan. We had a little chat, and he started blushing. Strange. But I didn't think much on it, considering the fact that I flopped down at once onto my bed when I came back inside. After all, my friends were coming here tomorrow. I needed all the rest I could get.
I was watching China making breakfast, but no matter how long I watch, I still couldn't get how he throws the pancakes like that. And I thought Canada was the one who makes pancakes. I guess countries change their personalities a lot. Hungary was smiling a little knowing smile, one which I had learned, from experience, never meant good luck.
"Uh… What's up, Hungary?" Her smile was starting to unnerve me. All the others were outside, discussing am I Chinese or Japanese. I thought I already told them that I was Chinese. "Heehee! Oh! Come here, we don't want Japan hearing us!" Dot, dot, dot… "Uh-Hun. Exactly what is this about?" I asked, since listing to someone that everyone tagged as a fan girl didn't sound so smart, and I would rather be safe than sorry. "Just come on, already!", and she pulled me from my chair.
PLOP!
"Oww… That wasn't nice… WAIT! Where are we going! You can't host me hostage on my own house!" My only reply was a hysterical laugh. Not so promising.
Pancake's P.O.V.
OWW!
OWW!
Why is this Chinese man doing this to me!
Flipping me around in a skillet hurts, you know!
Hey-
OWW!
Look-
OWW!
A t What-
OWW!
Is out-
OWW!
Side-
OWW!
Finally, he went to go torture my unlucky neighbor. Poor him. Anyways, 8 of the countries were outside, talking about whether or not is someone Japanese.
OWWWWWWW!
That's it. I officially give up from trying to report to the author on what I see.
CHOMP!
(There you go, the pancake died.)
Japan's P.O.V.
I am starting to think that some of yesterday's discoveries lead to WW3. The Axis Powers think that she was telling the truth, all while the Allies and the others thought that she was lying, and she was Japanese, not Chinese. At least this world war didn't involve death; we were using Yo-Mama jokes, though it horrifies me to think that people could show so much disrespect. Westerners are so weird.
"Yo Mama so poor when I asked her why she was kicking a can down the streets she said she was moving!"
"Oh yeah; Yo Mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on a layaway!" Italy countered. Germany looked at him with eyes that shone with pride and surprise, probably because he finally actually attacked. Well, he is related to Romano… he has to be pretty good at insults when he wants to be.
"Yo Mama so fat that her BMI is measured in acres!" Wow.
"Yo Mama so fat that people ran around her for exercise!" Good one, Germany.
"Yo Mama so fat she irons her pants on the freeway!" This is getting really ridicules. I think it is time to take matters in my own hands.
"Yo Mama so fat the police made her wear a sign that said 'CAUTION: WIDE TURN'"
"Wow, Japan… I thought that I'd never live to see the day when you started to insult someone Da-Ze!"
A small humph was Korea's only reply. "We need to stop this. We can ask her mom about where she actually came from, but she mentioned that her friends were coming to pick us off today. I think we should get ready." After a small group of 'harrumphs', everyone went to change.
I need to remember to thank Alice-san's mom for buying us clothes on such a short notice.
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Why am I doing this? Character death is for that poor pancake. Neh… a pancake is meant to be eaten n the first place… lease tell me if there are any mistakes in this!