Hello i know there have been lots of Hp truth or dare but i wanted to make one too

ok this is AU? Sirius is Alive and Cleared (hes a teacher as well) ( HAHAHA Sucker )

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter E-bay, and 'Dramatic Music Cues'

Warnings: none

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Luna, the Weasley twins, and Draco were the only ones left during Christmas break,sitting in the great hall, for once in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry's history there was absolutely nothing to do even the teacher were bored, except one, Albus ( insert names ) Dumbledore.

In fact Dumbledore was scaring all those in the hall because of his twinkles, which made everyone shudder as they knew that He was planning something. Standing up Dumbledore made many groan though none louder than Snape.

" Attention I have (in my greatness) noticed that you (peasants) have been bored. So I (the Great Albus Dumbledore) propose we play a game."

Bravely (stupidly)(as only a Griffindor can), Ron stood and asked, " What Game?"

Hissing, Harry and Hermione pulled Ron down and whispered, " Ron, you IDIOT. Don't fucking encourage him!"

"Did you say something?" Dumbledore asked politely.

"N-nothing sir"

" Hmm... sure.. Anyways I ask (order) that we play -cue dramatic music- 'Truth or Dare'!"

Everyone except groaned except Luna who wistfully asked, " Where ever did you get the 'Dramatic Music Cue' Professor, the Nargles won't tell me"

" Ahem... to answer your question Loon-er- I mean Miss Lovegood I went on ~E-Bay~. "

what is this E-bay you speak of? I've never heard of such a creature as an 'E-bay'"

*Sweat drop*

"um... anyways I shall cast this nifty spell that will magically force us to tell the truth.

So gather round...gather round...no Severus you may NOT leave...I don't care if you and Harry have issues (sexual tension)...

I ask (order) that you sit Severus...

okay Minerva are you ready?"

"Yes"

"Filius?"

"Yes"

"Pomona?"

"Yes"

"Sirius?"

"YES"

"Remus?"

"Y-yes.."

"Severus? Are you ready? (you better not say no...)"

*Gulp*

"Yes I am Ready ( even though I don't wanna)"

"Good I'm glad everyone is ready...

oh and children please call us by our first name while we are playing"

-Chorus- "Yes Albus"

"Good Good you're learning (finally)... now Harry how about you start"

"Oh Okay...H- Hermione...Truth or Dare?"

ok there is is Review Please? See you Next Time