"BWAHAHAhAHA!" An insane laugh was heard throughout the Sereitei.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!" Ichigo screamed back at him.

"Aww but King! Thinking makes your ass hurt!" Shiro whined

"How the hell does it make my ass hurt?" Ichigo yelled back confused.

"Because you have your head up your ass!" Shiro crackled out.

"Hey! Damn It that's IT!" Ichigo once again chased Shiro through the sereitei.

"Man, King it wreaks in there! I don't know how long I can take the smell! You really gotta get your head outta your ass!" Shiro ran faster with Ichigo right on his tail.

Ichigo had just about caught up with Shiro when a CANE came flying out of nowhere and wacked them both in the face.

"AAAHHHHH!" Screamed Shiro, "My face! My sexy fucking face!"

Ichigo just grunted and laughed at Shiro.

The soul reapers around them just tried to conceal their laughter at the two's usual antics.

"Old man what's your problem? Just cuz I'm sexier than you doesn't mean you have ta try and break my face!" Screamed Shiro.

"What have I told the two of you about fighting?" The wise old fart asked with a deadly tone.

"Shiro! QUICK! Use the distraction I taught you!" Yelled Ichigo.

Suddenly Ichigo started break dancing while Shiro sang sexy and I know it while doing the hip thrust dance move.

Everyone around them burst into laughter and Renji almost pissed his pants.

What Renji saw next made him piss his pants.

Shiro and Ichigo tore off their pants and had on Speedos underneath and started doing more hip thrusts.

Shiro kept singing in his off tune scratchy evil voice.

"I'm sexy and I know it!"

Byakuya fell on the floor and almost died of lack of oxygen due to laughing.

Yamamoto had a heart attack and had to go to the squad 4 Intensive care unit.

All the girls were in awe at how big Shiro and Ichigo's Dicks were.

By now Zangetsu had pissed his pants as well.

Renji passed out due to lack of oxygen.

"I'm sexy and I know it!" Somehow Shiro had hooked up surround sound speakers and the song was playing all around the sereitei.

Suddenly Kenpachi jumped out of nowhere in a Speedo and was doing the hip thrust dance move as well. And then following him came Ishiin.

No one could remember what happened after that because most of them passed out due to lack of oxygen but one person remembered...Yachiru didn't understand what happened or why it was so funny but it all ended with an explosion at the seritei's McDonalds...That's all she will tell anyone.

END