Katniss Everdeen's POV

It was 6:00 in the morning and my train had finally arrived at the Capitol. I headed to my new job which was McDonald's. Blech! Their food stinks and I'm not even sure if their beef patties are beef at all!

The smell of fart fills the air and I wrinkle my nose in disgust. This is just like Prim's room! How messy it is. Anyways, I'm to suppose to work as the cashier. I walked towards the cash register. I whip out a key and insert it in.

To my horror, all of the money is covered in grease and sweat! "Ya, get used to it sweetheart!" says a grizzly voice. I quickly turn around to see Haymitch. I flinch at the sight of him. His red shirt stained with sweat and his was ripped

apart. He also stinks of fart and sweat. "Oh my GOSH!, what the hell are you doing here Haymitch!". He doesn't respond as he walks towards the break room. I sigh. Someone shoot me now! I thought. I quickly turn around to

meet the famous puking-green eyes of Finnick Odair. "Finnick YOU TOO!, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURAUNT?". "Annie dumped me for eating a cheeseburger from here! She kept on complaining on how

burgers aren't HEALTHY for ME!". Well this sounds interesting... I thought in my mind. So Finnick and I decide to talk about love lives and how burgers are good for people. While talking, Finnick orders 20 cheeseburgers from another

worker.

Mrs. Everdeen's POV

I was surfing through the internet when a website had caught my eye. It was called " .com".Apparently it was a dating website and I didn't know it. I created an account

and started talking to this 69 year old guy. I thought he was very handsome just like Finnick Odair! Guess what? His name is LIME!

Lime Cosmo: Hello there sexy lady... ;)

Mrs. Everdeen: Hello there! My name is Mrs. Everdeen and I hate babies! :D

Lime Cosmo: Can we kiss?

Mrs Everdeen: Sure why not!, but how do you do that?

Lime Cosmo: I will gladly teach you that, just put on video camera ;)

(Mrs. Everdeen clicks the video camera button at the top of the chat box.)

(An old sagging face appears on the camera. He has pale wrinkled skin and has a white mustache. He is also bald. He wears a white soiled tank top which shows his hairy armpits.)

Mrs Everdeen: WOW!, YOU LOOK SEXY!

Lime Cosmo: This is how you kiss!

(Lime starts licking the screen and hugging it. Mrs. Everdeen starts doing the same thing.)

Peeta's POV

I was watching Panem's Next Top 10 Models on TV. A beautiful woman saunters down the catwalk while wearing a tight blue mini-dress. She was busy flinging and swishing her arms around while giving out flying

kisses. I was so inspired by the woman! So I hurry to my mom's room and pick out an elegant flowing red dress. Too bad it showed so much cleavage! All of a sudden!, I came up with a brilliant idea! I ran towards the kitchen

and I add a bunch of oranges to my bra! I pulled the bra and dress up, revealing my big boobs! I started prancing, swishing, and flinging my around. I pulled my dress a little bit down so I can off show my bingo wings!

"Spread your bingo wings and fly!" I announced to District 12. So many people started shutting their doors and I think they were jealous. I also bumped into Gale and Delly. They ran away from me! Oh well! They were jealous

of me anyway. Good friends would admire and congratulate you anyway. Oh wait! I decided to show off my new dress to Katniss, Prim, and Finnick! They would definitely love it!

Well what do you think guys! Sry if I haven't updated in a while. BTW PLZ START REVIEWING OR ELSE PEETA WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE! Sorry for the threat too. Plz press the review button, It won't chop your finger off.