Prim's POV
I stared at my Angry Napper. It was very cute and cuddly. For some reason I wasn't satisfied with it. I felt like he needed a new friend. To my surprise, the Angry Napper commercial appears on TV again. I decided to buy a new one. I sprinted towards my mother's room. But I started to slow down on my tracks. My mother was licking a complete black computer screen. She had been licking that computer screen for five hours! A
huge puddle of saliva covers the hard-wood floors. I flinch at the side of it. "Mom why are you licking the computer?". "Because i'm kissing somebody..." my mother says simply. "But no one is on the screen" I pointed out. Poor mother. She has no friends at all. My mom stares at the blank screen in disbelief. "Oh my GOSH! HOW COME LIME ISN'T ON!" my mom screams. I decided to leave my mom alone. She really needs a new
friend. Maybe I will buy her one! I skip towards my mom's room. I grabbed her wallet from the night stand. Then I head towards Katniss's laptop. I went on .com The promise I made to buy only one Angry Napper was broken. I bought fifty of the Angry Nappers! I can't even name one of the animals! I blew off $150.00! They were so cute! If you steal one of them... I WILL KILL YOU!
Katniss's POV
Finnick Odair visits me five times a day! He always orders fifty cheeseburgers and milkshakes! I've noticed he gained weight ever since I started working here. "Hey Fin! Mind if I touch feel your muscles and abs?". "I've always knew this day would come..." Finnick says in a seductive voice. He lifts his shirt up. My fingers try to trace his abs but I don't feel anything. I found myself grabbing his belly. My hands grabs a handful of
fat. Just to make sure he wasn't fat, I hold his muscles. Instead I grab a huge amount of flab. I immediately let go. "Finnick your gaining weight! You need to stop eating McDonalds!" I say in a worried tone. "NEVER KATNISS! MCDONALD'S IS MY LIFE!" Finnick hisses. Haymitch comes in carrying a tray of fifty burgers and milkshakes. "HAYMITCH NO!" I scream. Too late. Finnick takes a fist full of burgers and raises it above his
mouth! "Finnick don't you dare eat that disgusting stuff! I COULD HURT YOU!". Finnick doesn't listen. He shoves a fistful down his throat. I made a wild tackle towards him but he impales me with his trident. I drop to the ground. Finnick runs away with the rest of the burgers as if he stole them. I stood up. Fortunately, the wound wasn't deep enough to kill me. I decided to go home. I escape McDonalds and head towards the
capitol train.
Peeta's POV
I decided to make a fool out of Gale. Yesterday he ran away from me along with Delly! Friends are supposed to love and support you right? I placed a brown braided wig on top of my head. I placed on a tight red mini-dress. I was going to make myself look like Katniss. Then I would slap him SILLY! Good idea right? I sauntered towards the meadow. luckily, I found the real Katniss's bow and arrows! After waiting
many countless hours, Gale finally shows up. He was wearing a tight sleeve less shirt. The shirt exposes his ripped muscles. For some reasom I started to drool all over him. I am definitely not gay! "Hey Catnip!" Gale says in a seductive voice. "Hey sexy!" I say in a girl-like tone. To my horror, Gale proposes to me! He kneels down on one leg and pulls out a small wooden box. Inside the box was a beautiful ring.
"The ring was made from District 2..." he says in a solemn voice. To my second horror, GALE PRESSES HIS LIPS AGAINST MINE! But for some reason I liked it. We've been kissing for 3 minutes until Katniss showed up. "Hey Gale! I bought some sug..." Katniss never finishes her sentence. She grabs her bow and shoots me in the breasts two times! Two loud satisfying SPLATS! were heard. I drop to the ground.
I wasn't dead because my breasts were oranges. God thank you for placing fake boobs on me! Katniss scolds at him for kissing another girl. "Catnip I thought it was you!. PLEASE forgive me!". "Oh don't you dare Catnip me! Wait a second... You thought that thing was me!" Katniss scolds. Her middle finger points towards me. I start groaning in pain. Katniss realizes it was me. "FUCK YOU PEETA!" she yells. She finally runs
away. Gale scowls at me then he runs away. "Aww. I'm all alone! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!" I yell back.
I hoped you guys like this! I had to rush since I'm in a party right now! I know it isn't that funny but I promise you it will in the future. Please review! I will be the happiest CHUMPION in the WORLD!