It's all the demon's fault chapter 10
There IS no exit!

Naruto was snoring slightly enjoying a quiet night of much needed sleep. Now that the kids were older they didn't need to be taken care of as much.

"Ahhh!" Sasuke woke up screaming an intense pain radiating from his pregnant abdomen.

"Sasuke are you all right?"

"The babies are coming!"

"Did you lose your manhood?" Naruto hoped that the same thing that had happened to him would happen to his partner.

"No! Get Lady Tsunade I don't know where the babies will try to come out but none of them are an exit!"

"Well they could come out your butt."

"Naruto this isn't the time to be funny!"

"Sorry!"

So lady Tsunade arrived at the Uchiha-Uzamaki residence along with Itachi who had heard all the screams and decided to check out what was going on.

"Itachi what are you doing here!"

"Can't I see my little brother give birth? I also want to know how this works since in six months it'll happen to me." He rubbed his slightly swollen belly.

Sasuke screamed in pain. "Lady Tsunade I didn't lose my manhood! There IS no exit for the babies!" Again he screamed as a blood filled opaque liquid slowly seeped out of him.

"Lady Tsunade what's going on?" Naruto was obviously panicked worrying that he was about to lose his lover.

"I'll have to be quick. This might not have enough time to set in but if I don't hurry I might lose him." She jabbed two syringes into Sasuke's neck.

"Are you feeling numb?"

"I...I can't feel anything. Is that a bad thing?"

"No that's good I gave you a strong instant anesthetic it doesn't last long but it takes away your pain instantly. Now I will have to perform a c- section so just stay strong and it will be over with as quick as I can." She pulled the towel down revealing Sasuke's belly. She quickly grabbed a scalpel ready to make the first incision. "Sasuke unless you want to see yourself getting cut open close your eyes."

"Naruto hold my hand." Sasuke closed his eyes and Naruto grasped his hand tightly.

"Ok I'm cutting you open." Tsunade slowly made the incision apprehensive since she didn't know what the womb looked like or even where it was. Then she saw a swirling mass of chakra. She plunged her hands into it, and feeling a face she grabbed onto it and pulled it out. What she pulled out would be completely unexpected.

"Does the baby have...fox parts?"

The baby made an unusual mix of a whimper and a cry. It had a tan complexion and had hair the same reddy orange color of the nine tailed fox. Its four tails and ears about two shades darker, and its eyes clenched shut.

While everyone was confused and worried the other baby had miraculously managed to slip out of the indecision made by lady Tsunade. This one had an Uchiha complexion, his hair was an ash blond and his ears and tails were a tanish color. His eyes were also clenched shut.

"What are you guys talking about?" Sasuke opened his eyes and saw his cut open stomach with a baby still attached. He instantly fainted.

"Oh dear...well looks like both babies are out." She said as she took the second baby and cut its umbilical cord and handed it to Naruto. "Could you go and clean them up while I finish on Sasuke?"

"Uh sure." Naruto was worried. "This is all your fault! I have demon babies!"

"No it's not it's the virus' fault! It took my DNA when it transferred into Sasuke! I'm sorry to tell you but you're not the father!"

"What is this a soap opera!"

"Why would you know what a soap opera was like?"

"I'm a housewife of course I watch soap operas!"

"I should have never turned you into a half girl!"

"To late for that!"

"Now I can't wait to get out of your body! Maybe one of your children won't be gay!"

"What's wrong with being gay?"

"I don't want to get in that conversation with you!"

"I'm sorry for getting mad. I'm scared. What if the kids are monsters like you?"

"I can't help you with that I guess the best thing to do would be permanently sealing their chakra."

"I don't want them to be restricted."

"Then let them be monsters as you think they will be."

"Both of you are too cute to become monsters right?"

The babies whimpered quietly.

"That's what I thought."

"Hey Naruto help me bring Sasuke to your bed!"

"Ok!"

It was about a half an hour before Sasuke woke up.

"Was it a dream?"

"Sorry but no. You have two half demon baby boys."

"Naruto..." Was all Sasuke said.

"Don't worry by the time any of their powers kick in we will already have them trained! Now we have two very powerful children! They'll be perfect ninja!"

"Naruto you're being too positive!"

"Well somebody has to be!"

"Where are they?"

"Here hold them." Naruto went over to the cribs took the children out and laid them in Sasuke's arms.

"They're beautiful. What do you think their names should be?"

"I think we should name one after Jiraya Sensei since my parents named me after one of his characters."

"I think the blond one should be Jiraya. The red head should be...Kitsune."

"Those are perfect names."

"So Itachi what did you think of the miracle of birth?"

"My only hope is the birth of my baby is a lot easier then Sasuke's."

"I hope so to."

Suddenly Naruto had the demon take over him.

"I've figured it out!"

"What out?"

"I need to seal some of the babies tails away or they'll be overly destructive."

"Will the sealing kill Naruto?"

"No since I'm the one performing the seal I have plenty enough chakra to seal both of them."

"Good then do what you have to do."

The demon quickly preformed a series of hand signs and grabbed both children's bellies creating a seal similar to Naruto's but it significant differences. Three of the babies' tails disappeared.

"That's as much of their demon side I can seal away without killing them."

"Will they still be able to use their chakra?"

"Yes. Actually they have four and a half tails. If all of them were released it would be half my strength. So they would be more powerful then a four tails but weaker then a five tails."

"Well anything that's a tailed beast is destructive."

"And in four tails form I'm still really strong." Naruto had somehow overpowered the nine tails so they were talking out of the same body.

"Well you just need to train them like you had to. Then they will be able to use their powers like you can."

"Then we'll just have to wait."

Well we are coming soon to a close to this story chapter eleven will be the last one but don't worry there will be a sequel! And yes Itachi is pregnant! No it's not Kisame's! No offense to you fan girls but how do you get that Itachi and Kisame are a couple?