this fic is definitely built for mobile, fyi.
blondes do it better : Naminé
luckythirteen: Roxas
under the same sky: Kairi
skyboy: Sora
suaveandsilver: Riku
Chapter 01: What's Up, Danger?
by: startscribbling12
Oh my god, they were dormmates (#hi welcome to chilli's)
under the same sky 10:42am can someone seriously go to the campus store and get me a gatorade?
luckythirteen 10:44am no one told you to drink on a Sunday night.
under the same sky 10:45am was I asking for your approval? No. I wasn't. I'm asking for assistance.
under the same sky 10:45am help
under the same sky 10:45am life alert
skyboy 10:47am I can supply you with your life saving items but it'll be twenty minutes
under the same sky 10:48am what use are you then
luckythirteen 10:49am yikes poor kid just wants to help
under the same sky 10:50am -skyboy how about you share why it'll be twenty minutes
under the same sky 10:53am No?
under the same sky 10:56am Okay, I'll share then. Sora decided to stay in bed as I vomited my guts out this morning. And then as I was covered in vomit, I asked him to email my prof to tell him I'd be late.
under the same sky 10:56am Of course his response was, 'don't feel good, sorry, g'night'
under the same sky 10:57am LIKE
luckythirteen 10:59am wow, sora, you fucking suck
under the same sky 11:00am yeah and now he can't show his face near class cause the asshole probably never emailed xigbar
skyboy 11:02am OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME SYMPATHY
under the same sky 11:03am WHY DO YOU DESERVE THE SYMPATHY HERE
skyboy 11:03am i wasn't able to GET OUT OF BED THIS MORNING BECAUSE YOU HANDCUFFED ME TO IT
blondes do it better 11:04am true story, i helped him out of it when i got back from class
luckythirteen 11:05am mornin' nam
blondes do it better 11:05am good morning roxas
under the same sky 11:06am are you seriously suggesting that not only did I handcuff you to a bed, but that you had a worse night than I did?
skyboy 11:07am uh, yeah
blondes do it better 11:09am sora_got_fucked. jpg
luckythirteen 11:10am oh nooooooooo
luckythirteen 11:10am not a thing i needed to see this morning
under the same sky 11:12am please forgive me and my transgressions
skyboy 11:16am you're lucky i lvoe you. You're buying dinner tonight
luckythirteen 11:17am *love
skyboy 11:18am do not test me
skyboy 11:18am nice sora is out of the building, replaced by grumpy hungover sora
Direct Message ( -blondes do it better)
luckythirteen 11:35am it's not even noon on a monday and they are already at it
blondes do it better 11:37am i want to cut them some slack, they're both going through a hard time right now
blondes do it better 11:37am but if i come back to my room with them in another weird situation
blondes do it better 11:38am i'm gunna kermit
luckythirteen 11:39am you're too nice i would've kicked them out by now
luckythirteen 11:40am tho we may need to do an intervention with their drinking
luckythirteen 11:40am i know they are working on their theses but god damn
blondes do it better 11:43am who are we to judge
blondes do it better 11:43am that'll be us in a year
luckythirteen 11:45am foolish of you to assume i'm working on a thesis
blondes do it better 11:47am …..
blondes do it better 11:49am you do realize that a thesis is required for your major right
luckythirteen 11:52am …
luckythirteen 11:52am fuck me
Oh my god, they were dormmates (#that's the tea, sis)
suaveandsilver 3:23pm the hell? why did you share that photo in the chat, naminé?
blondes do it better 3:25pm it was necessary
suaveandsilver 3:27pm okay anyway
suaveandsilver 3:27pm please tell me someone heard the scoop on the worst members of society today
under the same sky 3:30pm and who would that be?
luckythirteen 3:31pm you right now
under the same sky 3:32pm don't AT me right now
suaveandsilver 3:35pm no you incompetent fools
suaveandsilver 3:36pm i'm talking about axel and saix
skyboy 3:38pm they aren't the worst
luckythirteen 3:40pm uh, axel is my best friend and yeah i can second he's the worst
suaveandsilver 3:43pm as you know, i've only been a ta for about four months
suaveandsilver 3:43pm and i've dealt with a lot of axel's shit that could last me three years
blondes do it better 3:45pm mm, yes give us the insider info
suaveandsilver 3:47pm apparently while I was teaching the chemistry class instead of axel, he had been sexting saix
skyboy 3:48pm is this new?
suaveandsilver 3:50pm saix had his messages synced to his imac
suaveandsilver 3:50pm which he was using to present his lecture on
suaveandsilver 3:51pm to his graduate class
skyboy 3:52pm !
blondes do it better 3:53pm !
luckythirteen 3:56pm jesus fucking christ…
under the same sky 3:58pm oh gross he's my cousin guys
luckythirteen 4:00pm is any of this surprising tho
blondes do it better 4:02pm i'm more surprised that saix forgot to desync his messages
blondes do it better 4:02pm rather than axel sexting saix when he knew he was in class -_-
suaveandsilver 4:04pm you see students
suaveandsilver 4:04pm i'm not sharing this for gossip
suaveandsilver 4:04pm i'm sharing this because you all need to help me make sure a specific graduate student of saix's doesn't open their mouth about what happened
suaveandsilver 4:05pm because if axel gets fired i lose my position
skyboy 4:07pm oh hell no, we ain't letting that happen
luckythirteen 4:09pm who's the potential rat?
suaveandsilver 4:10pm who do you think? he chainsmokes
under the same sky 4:11pm oh no
luckythirteen 4:13pm you REALLY want us to risk OUR lives
luckythirteen 4:13pm against the psycho that is vanitas
suaveandsilver 4:14pm yeh
skyboy 4:15pm even i wouldn't touch that situation with a ten foot pole for you riku, and he's my older brother
skyboy 4:15pm no matter how much i love you
skyboy 4:!5pm ;;;;;
suaveandsilver 4:17pm i will make sure you all pass your chem labs with flying colors this semester
blondes do it better 4:18pm i'm not taking chem this semester
suaveandsilver 4:!9pm i will roll over this promise to next semester
under the same sky 4:21pm everyone press F to pay respects
under the same sky 4:21pm cause there is no way in hell that he's getting riku let go
under the same sky 4:21pm and my cousin fired i guess
blondes do it better 4:22pm F
luckythirteen 4:22pm F
suaveandsilver 4:23pm F
skyboy 4:24pm FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Hey everyone! Woah there, it's been a damn long time. I think the last time I wrote any fanfiction was back in college...so at least four years ago!
Anyway, I've been itching to write some KH since KH3 came out and I read this amazing FMA fanfiction by luftballoon99 over on Ao3 that used a discord format and was like...a discord format is a genius idea.
I know I should use the at symbol when directing messages to people, but FF doesn't like it so dashes it is! dont AT me
So here we are! I've done notebook format fics, blog format fics, and text format, so it was obviously time for another comedy fic in a unique format. I may upload this on Ao3 too cause its more forgiving with formatting and all around better than FF but we shall see!
Leave a fav or a review if you're interested in more! It'll be a short fic, maybe ten chapters, but still a lot of fun!
(totally not making this up as I go or anything)
It feels good to be back!