(Thank you trudes193 for placing this story on alert.)

Randy & Jade were down eating breakfast in the hotel restaurant when John walked behind Randy smacking him upside the back of the head. Randy quickly jumped up ready to hit who ever it was then stopped lowering his hands seeing it was John.
"What the hell man?"
"Nothing Ran just do me a favor."
"What besides knocking some sense into you?"
"How about keeping the aerobics for when you get back on your own bus."
"Excuse me?"
"Do I need to spell it out."
"NO!" Quickly answered Jade who when Randy looked back towards her she was almost beet red. "If he don't get it I'll explain it later…sorry John."
"OK…" He smirks "Or at least warn me so I can get ear plugs."
"Enough John." Piped Jade giving John a laugh as he walked away. Randy still looked annoyed sitting back down to eat. "Randy you know what he meant right?"

"Yeah but he still didn't need to smack me over it."
"Oh the shit you two pull I am sure it was a love tap."
Randy's scowl turned into a suggestive glint to his eyes "I know what I want to give a love tap too."
"Enough Randal." She was finishing up her food. "Remember we need to get to the arena early tonight since we need to go over a dry run for tonight."
"Yes I know…stop worrying it will be fine." When they were back on the elevator he took her hand kissing it. "Jade you almost as nervous as our actual wedding day." He said trying to joke.

Her hand was almost shaking. Randy placed his arm around her shoulder. "Aww babe it will be fine."
"I know…it's just our real ceremony was small even by none celebrity standards. This is…well…"
"I know, it will be fine though…remember one thing." He said as he opened the door to their suite. "In this wedding things are suppose to go wrong." She looked at him before finally giving a light laugh. "There we go, a lot better." He turned to face her giving her a kiss. "Now go gather what you need I'm going to hit the gym then a shower before we need to get to the arena & get me stuffed into my suit."
"OK Ran see ya soon." She gave him another peck on the lips before he headed out. Jade went to watch TV since she knew her dress & everything was suppose to be at the arena waiting for her already.

There was a knock on the door & she went to check to see who it was, to her dismay she saw a familiar greasy mop of hair on the other side. "Go away Phil."
"Jade come on open up."
"NO, go away."
"Jade you can't go through with marrying Randy."
"Why should you care? You been out of my personal life for over a year now & I kind of like it that way."
"Kind of?"
Damn why I say it like that? "I liked you as a friend Phil before you became a womanizing prick. Yes one time I may of even wanted to use the word love..at one time. That time is long gone, now don't bother me again."
"Jade come on you know I made you happy."
"What when you were lying to my face? I opened up to you when I had no one else & you then turned around telling your tramp at the time."
"You still fucking hung up over Serena? As you said you could rely on me to be your rock."
"The rock you were ended up being a pile of dirt that dissolved in the rain. Also just incase you didn't know…tonight is show Phil…Randy & I are already married."
"WHAT? WHEN!"
"Beginning of the month…now leave." She moved away from the door ignoring any mumbled that came from the door as she went back to what she was watching on the TV."

Randy came back in holding a bundle of wild flowers & a box of chocolates. He had a puzzled look on his face. She smiled when she saw them. "I thought you were hitting the gym."
"I did…these were outside."
Jade got a dark scowl to her face. "Throw them out." Randy shrugged talking to the small wastebasket dumping them inside. "A last ditch attempt from Phillip."
"What?"
"Relax dear I didn't even give him the courtesy of opening the door. God I love hotels with peepholes."
Randy walked over sliding next to her on the couch putting his arm over her shoulder pulling her against him. "Do I want to know what he had to say?"
"Not really I hardly even listened…Eww Ran," She slid away from him. "Go hop in the shower."
"Hey I thought you like my raw scent." He smirks standing up.
"At times…but I can't afford to smell like it too in my wedding dress."
"OK Fine babe but you owe me a kiss when I come out." He smirked heading for the bathroom. She shook her head thinking of how much she would like to join him but there wasn't time for where their showers tend to lead.

Randy came out in dark jeans & one of his T-shirts before moving back to the couch standing near her his arms out almost reminiscent of his signature pose. She looked up at him trying not to laugh. "What are you doing?"
He tried to keep a strait face as he spoke. "Waiting for the sniff test to see if I pass to be in your presence."
"Oh knock it off you, but if you insist." She stood up moving closer to him her hands clasped behind her back as she leaned forward as did he allowing her to smell near his neck & across his chest. She let go of her hands allowing one to be placed on his chest. "Yeah your pass…I guess." She started to turn away.
"You guess.." His hand took hold on the one that was still on his chest as she didn't have time to remove it. Her head turned to look back at him. "You guess…" He held her hand pulling it away from him so he could take his other wrapping her around her waist pulling her close to his body. She tried not to moan when he placed his lips to her neck. His hand tracing over her abs.

"God Randy we don't got time for this." She tried to plead with him. Slowly he pulled his lips from her skin.
"Fine love, just remember we get to reenact our wedding night as well later." He smiled broadly feeling her shutter under his touch at his words before finally letting her go. "I guess we better get going, maybe I can be a good boy if we are around other people."
"Yeah right…the viper a good boy." She quickly moves away grabbing her purse while Randy grabs the garment back that was draped over a chair near by. He follows her out of the room & down to the waiting company car heading off for the arena.

Once there Jade knew it would be organized chaos as her father would have a camera around to get little snippets of her getting ready. Of course Vince would be walking her down the aisle since her other father did it for the real wedding. She was in a nice but still slightly modest ball gown type dress with crystal accents, you know a Cinderella type gown. Her veil was toped with a jeweled tiara her hair being short had to be kept simple.

The ceremony was set for the middle point of the show since it had a longer break it gave the crew time to set the staging for it. She kept trying to shake the butterflies that were growing in her body. Randy was already out there with Shane & Paul when it was time for Jade to walk out with Vince.
They got past her vows when Punk walked out interrupting. "What you want Punk?" asked Randy in the microphone near him still holding her hand.

"Oh not much…buddy, just figure you should know what you in for letting this one dig her claws into you." Jade closed her eyes trying to remain calm. "She may promise you the world, but you end up with a pebble. Trust me Randy boy, I been there...and…well" He eyes Jade up & down "Done that." Jade's eyes are open at this point & she lightly squeeze Randy's hand to try to keep him focused on her & not Punk's rant. "And I can tell you first hand experience she isn't all that good." Jade is fighting not to feel ill knowing what Punk was insinuating as did a decent amount of the crowd as they started a mix of booing Punk & heckling her.

"You know what Punk…Maybe the problem was you." Randy glances at Vince a moment. "Sorry Vince, As Punk there already admitted your baby isn't so innocent." He looks back to Punk. "You're right she isn't that good." He smirks at Punk then back at her gazing in her confused eyes. "She's excellent." The camera can pick up where she is clearly blushing. Punk fumes over his failed attempt & is escorted away by security. The minister tried to recompose himself before continuing. They get through Randy's vows , but before he could say I do & place the ring Henry comes out.

"You got to be kidding me champ, you worried about some trick when you should be worried about me."
"No offense Mark, you not my type. I'll deal with you in a few weeks, now be a good boy & hit the back." commented Randy, before any knew it Henry was heading their way, conveniently Shane & Paul were already missing assumingly helping Vince & Linda, While Randy moved Jade behind him to guard her when Henry landed a few blows against Randy ribs before scooping him up to slam him on the stage. Jade gasped with a scream moving next to Randy as he withered in pain on the stage Henry giving a satisfied look.
"Yeah see you soon…chump." He then walked off. Randy calmed down while a trainer checked on him. He motioned for the mic. The minister moved holding it for him.
"Wh.-where we-were we…oh yeah. I do." A ring from his pocket he slips it on her hand & gets the lightest of kisses while the trainer helps him to stand. The ceremony ends with Jade with the trainer helping Randy to the back.

Jade stayed with Randy while the trainer checked over his back as he took the impact harder then planned. She also wanted to make sure he didn't loose his temper & rush after Phil as soon as he was cleared. She tried to joke with him. "I guess the Wedding night reenactment will need to wait. Just a nice long warm shower & a good back massage."
"I can deal with that Jadie. I still can't believe Punk."
"You covered it well Randy…thanks."
"Hey I meant it." He took her hand near him kissing it while the trainer tried to stretch him out more earning a wince. Randy gave a faint glare towards the door, Jade turning her head saw Henry standing there.

"Yo Randy I'm sorry man I'm so used to the give of the ring." His face did look like he meant the apology, causing Randy to try to soften his scowl.
"It happens, what the saying this isn't ballet you know."
"Thanks man, would hate for you not to be up to speed when I get my title."
"Don't worry, I'll handle it."
"So what was that mess with Brooks I thought I was the only gate crasher set?"
"You were, he was the real deal."
"Damn, that cold. Well rest up & congratulations you two."
"Thanks Mark." Commented Jade as she helped Randy from the trainers table to head back to her locker room praying Punk hightailed it out. Randy opts to stay in the suit till they can get back to the hotel, but Jade gets out of the puffy gown & back into her street clothes before leaving the arena with Randy before the end of the show figuring the sooner she gets him under the warm water of a good shower the better.