(Here's Chapter 2! Promise this on will be longer than the last one!)

(Raven's POV)

We proceeded the plan the next day. By the way, I got Trevor's plans by hypnotism. (Who knew that crap actually worked!) He and Alana Wellz (captain of girl's softball team) were heading to the park and have a mature make-out session. SO glad we're ruining it. The plan is divided in to three phases. Phase one: follow the unsuspecting targets. Phase two: dump the items on the targets in this order; glue, condoms, then eggs. Phase three: RUN LIKE HELL AND PRAY THAT HE WONT KILL US!

We saw Trevor exit his mini-mansion with Alana clinging to him. Alexander and I were wearing black turtle necks, black jeans, combat boots (sound familiar?), and I was wearing my usual black make-up. We were hiding in the bushes beside his threshold. She had sandy blonde hair like Trevor, and wearing a red strapless shirt, a pink mini-skirt, pink nails, white stilettos, and a red clutch purse. Trevor was in his usual soccer uniform for some reason. 'Man he made a bad choice to wear that tonight,' I thought. 'He's going to wash that for weeks!' I snickered a little at the thought.

"Target is on the move," Alexander whispered in my ear behind me, dogging me out of my thoughts.

"Roger."

"I'm Alexander," he teased. I rolled my eyes.

He slid his arms around my waist. When the red camero was out of sight, he busted into flight. As in, he stood up with me still in his arms, bent his knees, and flew straight up. I closed my eyes and screamed until he said into my ear, "Don't be scared little one. Open your eyes and see what can be." I stopped screaming and opened one eye, then both. It was amazing! We (more like he) were flying face down, and the sight was beautiful. The town's lights were like little, glowing, multi-colored stars. I laughed and spread my arms out. As we got lower, we spotted the red sports car with two sandy blonds. We didn't get too close for the risk of being spotted by anyone. The blonde couple stopped at the park and got out. We hid in a nearby tree. Alexander picked me up bridal style and jumped through the trees following the couple. They stopped at a clearing and he unpacked a picnic. We hid in a ten-foot tree just over the targets and Alexander finally let me down. I squat down and thought, 'I wonder what they're unpacking.'

As if reading my thoughts, Alexander whispered, "Wine, a cheese platter, salad with dressing, two cheese burgers, a large fries, two bottles of water, and at the bottom of the basket, I'm guessing a condom."

I turned to look at him. "You can see all that?" I asked, astounded.

He tapped his nose. "No, I can't see that far, silly. But when you're a vampire, you can smell all sorts of things," then he leaned into my ear, "like right now, you're on your period." He leaned back with a smirk on his face. I was bushing incredibly!

I quickly shook off the blush and said, "We need to initiate phase two."

"Gotcha. I'll go get the stuff." He jumped through the trees. I looked down and saw that they were already making out.

'Dang it! He better get here soon!'

He came back with a jar of full Gorilla glue, a box containing fifty condoms, and two cartons of eggs.

"Perfect." We were just ten feet over them, and in perfect range. We unscrewed to top of the glass jar of glue, set a button bomb in there (provided by Sebastian), closed the lid, and dropped it about a couple of inches next to the tongue-tied couple. They went over to investigate it, Alexander handed me the remote, I said, "Why, thank you," and pressed the big red button in the middle. One KA-BOOM later, there were two sixteen-year-olds covered in white glue.

"Ugh, Trevor! Did you have something to do with this?" yelled Alana

"N-no. I swear," stuttered a scared Trevor.

"Ready for the condoms?" asked Alexander

"Ready, Freddy."

"Again, it's Alexander," he teased again. We both stood, holding the box with its flaps open. I stared into it, That was a lot of blue plastic squares with bulging circles in the middle. Couple were still in the spot the were when we set off the glue bomb. We dumped the condoms and they all stuck to them.

"TREVOR!"

'Oh crap, she's pissed now,' I thought.

"I swear it's not me!"

"THEN WHO WAS IT?"

"I don't know!"

"Egg-bombing time!" I said, enthusiastically. We each took a carton of eggs, each with a dozen eggs. We opened them, and I said, (A/N: God this is good!) "Fire!"

Trevor and Alana looked up and said in unison, "Holy sh*t!" Alexander and I started pelting them with raw eggs.

"I'm going to kick your ass on Monday, Monster girl!" yelled a very pissed off Trevor

"Time to initiate phase three," I said to Alexander. He picked me up again and flew off. When we couldn't here a cursing like a maniac Trevor, I said, "Phew! Glad we got outta that one fast." We laughed for a few minutes.

"Hey, Raven."

"Yeah."

"I have a question that I have to ask."

"Shoot."

He sighed. "Just exactly, what were the condoms for?"

"He called me a skank and then a slut, when he's the real man whore."

"Tha actually makes perfect sense."

Then I thought of something. "Hey, Alexander?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you know of any good doctors?"

He had a puzzled look on his face. "Why?"

"You know, may need it after school Monday."

"Raven, I'm sure he was just saying that because he was angry."

"Keyword on 'maybe'."

He sighed. "I'll give Dr. Artavio-"(ar-tay-vee-oh) "-a call after I drop you off at your home tonight."

"Thank you, Alexander," and I gave him a thankful kiss on the cheek. He blushed as red as a tomato. Then he dropped me off in my bedroom through the window, since it was 1:AM in the morning, not wanting to wake my parents up.

"See you tomorrow night in the cemetery?" he asked.

"You betcha."

"Perfect," then he leaned in and gave me a passionate kiss.