Summary: Every night they would ask Zoro to sing at the Kareoke parties they had...And every night he'd say no...But one night...He said Yes...
Zoro was tired...He was genuinley tired of chicks trying to dig in his pants...He didn't understand why he was cursed with GODLY sexiness but he was...
Robin walked past Zoro and brushed her hand against his Dick...
Zoro's eye twitched...
Nami kept winking at him from across the ship...
Zoro's eye twitched again...
Vivi, kissed his cheek...
Zoro had to get eye twitch surgery...
He was honestly tired of it! He'd slept with all of them at least once so they'd leave him alone but that just made things worse!
Even Sanji had awed at him in the shower at one point! So he came up with an Idea...
LATER THAT NIGHT
It was Kareoke night and Zoro had an idea...He just waited for them to ask him again...
"Zoro-kun! Will you sing for us?" They all begged expecting a no.
"Sure," He grunted recieving gasps.
"YAY!" Cheared Luffy.
Zoro walked onto the stage hooked up his i-pod and started the music...A beat started and then Zoro closed his eyes bowed his head and began singing...
"I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore"
His snapped his head up and opened his eyes with a smirk on his face...
"But I like to do it!"
The crew looked like they were gonna die from the surprise in their eyes as Zoro did a hip thrust dance move that actually looked REALLY sexy.
"Most girls I meet are quite savage
Always tryin ta grab up on my package
They say I look yummy and I want a taste
But I'm a human not a sandwhich"
He glared at Nami, Robin, and Vivi...They just screamed with hearts i their eyes at his sexy voice.
"Some times I feel like LL cool jay
I need love not lovin booty
But every girl I try to get to know
Ends up tryin ta do meh!"
He almost laughed at Sanji's "Not fair" Look...
"I said...
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
But I like to do it!"
He did the hip thrust dance and the three girls went wild! They were chearing and screaming and hollering...Suddenly Mihawk jumped up on the stage to help sing the song...
"Sometimes, I just wanna dance!
Girl I know you like my style!
But get you hands out of my pants!"
Sanji almost died of laughter at that...
(the parenthesis are Zoro and the non prenthesis is Mihawk)
I am NOT a whore
(No, No, No)
I am NOT a whore
(I'm not your whore)
I am NOT a whore
(I just love the music)
I am NOT a whore
(but I like to do it!)
Both Mihawk and Zoro were doing the hip thrust dance...While the girls went wild...
"I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore
I am NOT a whore"
With that Zoro, stood there sweating once the song ended...The girls went insane and were all over him and Mihawk...Mihawk enjoyed it but Zoro didn't...However Zoro went and enjoyed the night anyways, while Sanji, Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were all lonely in their bunks...
END