(Woo-hoo! Chapter three!)

(Raven's POV)

I was walking down the halls of Dullsville High. It was the Monday after Operation: Get Revenge On Trevor For Calling Raven A Skank And Then A Slut With Glue, Condoms, Eggs, And Hair Dye! Or Operation: GROTFCRASATASWGCEAHD! Last night, Alexander told me that after we accomplished half the mission, he called his Doc and that he was coming early morning Monday. So he was already here.

I was wearing my black 'I Hate Mondays' tee shirt with a black mini skirt, ripped black tights, scuffed up combat boots, heavy black make-up, spiked up hair with two skull barrettes, black clunky bracelets, and my bat necklace I got for my sweet sixteen from my BFF, Becky.

I suddenly saw my arch nemeses, Trevor. He was still messy from Saturday night. But there was one thing that I just had to laugh at. His failed died black hair! Boy did that bring memories.

(FLASHBACK)

It was the night after the first part of the mission. Time to complete part two. Just before Trevor's Nine-O'-Clock shower (got the information from some cheerleader), I snuck into his house, sleuthed my way to the second floor bathroom (again, cheerleader) with a small bottle of black hair dye in my pocket. It was 8:50 PM, ten minutes before the deadline. I found Trevor's shampoo. I was surprised to se what type he uses. I was expecting Axe. 'Oh. My. God. He uses Herbal Essences? No wonder I smell fruit when he sits in front of me' I thought. I grabbed the bottle, unscrewed the top, put the hair dye in the bottle, and ran like hell out of there.

(FLASHBACK OVER)

When I saw that his hair was black, I laughed my butt off. Not only was Trevor's hair black, but I had some good black-(like Trevor's hair!)-mail useful for the future.

"What are you laughing at, Monster Girl?"

"Oh, nothing, Fruit Boy. Except for the fact that I have some awesome news for you."

"Two things. One, why did you call me 'Fruit Boy'? And two, what type of news? You're finally falling for me?"

"In order; I know you use Herbal Essences, I made your hair black, and I wouldn't fall for you if you were the last being in the universe!"

"How did you get my hair black? How did you know I use Herbal Essences? And why haven't you've fallen for me yet?

"Again, in order. Last night I snuck into your bathroom, don't ask how I know which ones yours, and I put black hair dye in your shampoo. And about the last question, I have to whisper it." He leaned in and I said, more like yelled, into his ear, "YOU'RE A SOCCER SNOB WHO'S A MAN WHORE AND HAS GOTTEN EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL EXCEPT FOR ME AND BECKY! ALSO YOU'RE THE BIGGEST, BLONDEST, AND MOST IDIOTIC NEANDERTHAL I HAVE EVER MET!" His ear was literally bleeding when I was done yelling. Luckily, we had ten minutes before first hour started. Plenty of time for Trevor's ear to recover.

"Damn, Monster Girl! You made me deaf in one ear!" He had to practically yell to hear himself.

"Oh, boo hoo." I faked cried. "I'm so sorry. Oh, grow up Trevor! Your ear will be fine by second hour." The bell rang. "Whoa, talk about saved by the bell. Smell you around, Fruit Boy!"

(Later that night)

I arrived at the mansion sooner than planned. I was supposed to be there by 8:00 PM, but I finished my homework, and my chores, earlier than expected.

Becky was watching Matt score goals with a black and white, leather stitched ball, no BFF time there. Mom had an un-expected meeting with her doctor, so can't do any mother-daughter bonding there. Dad was out on a business meeting, no Daddy-daughter time there. Billy Boy was at a math club meeting, initiating a new member, (I think it was Jagger's little bro, Valentine or something) so no sibling bonding there. (Not like I wanted to anyways!)

Anyways, I arrived at the mansion at 6:45 PM. I parked my bike on the porch and knocked on the door. It was a minute or so before someone opened the door. It wasn't Jameson who opened the door, it was someone I have never seen before. He was older than me, about mid-twenties, he had wavy blonde hair that went to the middle of his eyes, and wore a normal doctor outfit. I would have assumed him as normal doctor if it weren't for the golden colored eyes and stunning features of his strong chiseled face.

I stopped my staring when he broke the silence. "Oh, you must be Raven. Hi, I'm Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Alexander called my co-worker, Artavio Banks, but he couldn't come, so I'm here." He held out a hand for me to shake.

I shook it and said, "Raven Madison. It's a pleasure to meet you. I am very sorry we caused you trouble for coming here when you have other patients in . . . Where exactly are you hailing from?"

"Forks, Washington. And it's no trouble at all. Things were getting pretty slow at the hospital."

"Ah, Miss Raven, you are an hour and ten minutes early. What brings you here?" Jameson suddenly appeared at the door next to Carlisle.

"Oh, nothing. I was bored since my family's out and Becky's with her beau. Just wanted to know if I'm needed here. You know, helping with dinner, clean, dust, sweep, anything at all. I'm bored out of my mind here!"

"I just remembered! I need to call home and see how my family's doing. We've just had a new member not to long ago and I need to see how Edward and Bella are handling with little Nessie. Excuse me for a moment." Carlisle said and quickly ran up the stairs. (A/N: spoiler alert for those of you who haven't seen Breaking Dawn Part 1. And those of you who did, Nessie is Jacob's nickname for Bella's baby.) I was a little confused because he looked so young, but shook it off.

"Well," Jameson contemplated, "Alexander's room does need cleaning. So . . ."

"Thanks, J!" I said and quickly went up to Alexander's room. Jameson was right. His room did need cleaning. CDs, clothes, and other unnamable items were scattered all over the floor. I sucked it up and started picking the dirty clothes and stuffed them in his already full hamper. After that was done, I picked up the CDs and put the right ones in the correct case and put them in his CD stack near is monster speakers in alphabetical order. Like I said, I was bored out of my mind. When trash was in trash bags and Alexander's items were where they were supposed to be, I started to sweep the floor. When I was almost done, Alexander's closet door creaked and he stepped out wearing a plain black tee with fuzzy black bottoms with pink bats all over them. I giggled when I saw his pants. "Well, well. Looks like your finally up. The sun set fifteen minutes ago, sleepy head." I said with another giggle.

"Raven? You're aren't supposed to be here for another . . ." he looked at his phone for the time, "thirty minutes. What are doing here so early?"

I leaned the broom against the wall and said, "Well let's see, I got my homework and chores done at 6:15, my family was out, and Becky is on a date with Matt and a soccer ball. I cruised my bike over here and got here at 6:45, met Dr. Cullen, Jameson told me your room needed cleaning, and I've been up here ever since. And sorry It's still a little messy, I haven't finished sweeping yet. But on the bright side, it's improved much more since I got to it."

Alexander took around the room. He looked over to the CDs and saw them in alphabetical order. He started laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"Raven, you did this all, because you were bored?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"All I have to say is, you're awesome!"

"Thanks, Alexander! Anyway, remember what I said about Trevor using a certain shampoo?"

"Yeah. Why? Is it true?"

"Let's just say, I have perfect blackmail for the future, if he wants that stupid blond hair back, he has to shave his head bald, and I'm going to call him 'Fruit Boy,' from now on."

"Again, You are awesome! I'm actually glad I have a spy for a girlfriend."

THE END!