Luffy giggled as he hid under the table in the kitchen and Sanji cooked and walked around not noticing him. He clasped his hand over his mouth when Sanji almost heard him. Suddenly the door opened and Zoro walked in.
Luffy was a bit confused because he didn't make a remark about Sanji's funny looking eyebrows or grab a bottle of Vodka. What luffy saw next surprised him even more.
Zoro walked over to Sanji and wrapped his arms aroung Sanji's waist and kissed his neck. Luffy's eyes widened in surprise and he almost jumped out from under the table but Zoro started talking. "How's it going my lil uke?"
'UKE? WHAT?' Luffy thought in his head.
"Hey, I've topped you once or twice!" Sanji whined slightly irritated.
"And I've topped you a hundred," Zoro laughed and kissed him.
'Dear Kami help me!' Luffy was about to pass out.
"Oh really? When will you top me again, huh?" Sanji smirked.
"How about now?" Zoro grinned.
"Sounds good to me, " Sanji wrapped his arms around Zoro's neck.
Zoro slid his hand into Sanji's pants. And then suddenly...
"NO! WAIT! I DON"T WANNA SEE YOU FUCK!" Luffy ran from the kitchen screaming.
Sanji laughed since he'd known that that silly captain had been under there the whole time.
Zoro laughed as well. "Well the plan worked! Now we don't have to tell him to his face."
"So then...Should we finish what we started?" Sanji winked.
"I'm thinkin so," Zoro grinned.
With that Luffy was scarred for life and actually skipped dinner that night for fear of the table being contaminated, but in the end he was okay with it. However, he did tell Zoro and Sanji they could only fuck where no one could hear them.
End