"Is she alright?"

"Still out."

"Dead?"

"No. Look, she's stirring."

I opened my eyes to the voices of two males. I could see they were twins. I brushed a golden strand of hair away from my eyes-

Golden?

"Who are you?" I demanded. "What have you done to me?"

"Told you so," one brother mumbled.

The other sighed. His hair was slightly darker. "My name is Mervall Brill. This is my brother, Descant. We've changed you into a fairy. It's the only way we could save you. That man threw you out of your two-story window. That was murder."

"A fairy?" I repeated. "You-I-" I was speechless.

Descant grinned. "I know. Cool isn't it? Took us ages to learn how to do it, only finished our course yesterday."

Mervall nodded eagerly. "Of course, I passed first-"

"You did not."

"Did so."

"Did not."

"Did-"

"Um, excuse me?"

"Oops, sorry," the twins said simultaneously.

"I guess you wanna go somewhere?"

I grinned, but it didn't reach my eyes. "Oh yes. I want to go make a few visits."

I made the Brill brothers take me to my father. They were frightened of me. I beamed. Idiots.

They were even more terrified when I found myself a gun. Father going to regret treating me as he had now.

I threw back my new beautiful hair and let out a shrill, high cackle.