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Edmund POV
"Well you got your wish Edmund. Peter's here and I am going to die." Caspian said. I agreed except when I had said that originally, I had been joking.
"I am back. Now Edmund, please tell me what the heck is going on." Peter said.
"Did you leave them alone?" I asked.
"Yes I did. Is that a problem?" He asked.
"One of them is going to be dead when you go back." I said matter of factly and poor Caspian looked pained.
"Do not listen to him Peter. He is kidding." Caspian said then gave me a glare.
"You better hope he is. I do not know exactly what is going on but I have a pretty good guess that it is your fault, so I would advise you to shut up." Peter said. "Now Edmund, for the last time what the heck is going on?" He asked exasperated.
"Well, while Lu and I were stuck at Eustace's house, we went back to Narnia and went onto the Dawn Treader. Our mission was to find seven lords that Miraz had banished and destroy this weird mist. The mist caused all to be tested and after we got back Lucy was acting strange. I didn't know what was going on so I gave her a journal to write about whatever was bothering her. I asked her to talk to me about it. She said I would think it was stupid. Then it hit me, she had asked me several times in the past several months if she looked anything like her sister. I had passed it off as regular teenage girl insecurity, but I realized that there was a reason behind her inquiries, not just regular insecurity. I realized that she was in love. I asked what she had been tested about on the Dawn Treader just to check. She was just about to tell me when Susan walked in. Then we all got transported here. Susan started obnoxiously flirting and I felt like I was going to puke. Lucy looked like she might do so at any moment. Caspian said he just got out of a leadership meeting saying that he had to get married. As he was talking about this, this rock we were standing by started to grow words." I said and Peter cut me off.
"What words?" He asked.
"Come here, I will show you." I said and showed Peter the rock. He read it, gave Caspian a quick glare and looked back to me.
"What happened then?" He asked and I could tell he was restraining himself.
"Caspian asked to talk to me. We walked off and I advised him." I said and Peter cut me off again.
"What did you say?" He asked.
"Patience Peter, I was getting to that. I told him that people expected him to be with Susan for reasons I need not explain to you. I also told him that Susan goes between boys like crazy and that Lucy really loved him. I took Susan away to distract her. She and Lucy were talking and she was wearing this utterly annoying patronizing expression. I did not really see what happened next because I was too busy distracting Susan. Caspian, I think that it is your turn." Caspian looked terrified as Peter turned to him.
"Caspian, what did you do?" Peter asked in a very accusatory tone.
"Please stop talking to me like I am the worst person who ever lived. I did not do anything wrong." Caspian said. I guess he has more nerve than I thought.
"I will be the judge of that Caspian." Peter said, but his mood did relax the littlest bit.
"I came over to the rock to talk to Lucy. She was crying. The first thing she said to me was not to patronize her; she wanted me to just directly say what I was going to say. I told her I thought Susan had one advantage. She wanted to know what it was. I told her I kept thinking about Susan kissing me and I felt that was not fair to her," Caspian said and took a deep breath, "And then I kissed her." Peter's face was a mix of confusion, shock, protectiveness, and the sheer wanting to punch somebody's lights out. It would have been funny if it had not been so scary, so I stepped in.
"That is why Lucy was glowing. Susan had run away, so I came over to tell Lucy that she glowed. That is when you showed up. Now do you understand why it was a bad idea to leave them alone?" I asked and stepped in between Caspian and Peter.
"I was right. This was your fault. Now if you do not mind, I am going to go make sure my sisters have not killed each other." Peter said and then he ran off.
"Well that went well." I said.
"Look at the bright side Ed. At least I am still alive." Caspian said.
"Not for long you are not." I said.
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