The Uzumaki Brigade
Mizuki was bored right now. After leaving the two genin to do…whatever…he did a few c-ranked jobs, just to kill some time. It bored him to no end, but it also made him glad that after tonight, he would never have to do another shitty job again. Escorting old wealthy people was a pathetic job, especially for someone of his caliber. If he heard ONE MORE story about how she screwed some wealthy man, married him, and then divorced him for the money, then Mizuki would forget his mission, and murder EVERYONE in the district.
He looked at his watch, which said 8:56. In four minutes, he would go to the shack in the forest, and kill the genin. Then he would enact 'His" plan and Mizuki would rule all of Konoha, or at least half of it. But first thing's first, he had to dispose of those low level genin. The Hyuuga shouldn't be a problem, as she couldn't even use her Kekei-genkai yet! But the boy was a different story. Naruto had the ability to use the Demon Fox's chakra at will. If he didn't act fast and without mercy, that kid would most likely unleash hell on the town. If he did that, then what would be left for 'Mizuki: The Tyrant to be'?
Either way, Mizuki had to leave now, or else he would suffer 'His' wrath. He dashed through the trees, leaving a clone at certain points to help him escape if something went wrong. As he went along, closing in on the hidden shack, he concentrated chakra around his ears. Doing this allowed him to increase his ability to hear, which was his favorite support ability. Mizuki stopped now, and focused his hearing towards the shack…
Naruto was pacing back and forth impatiently in front of the shack. Where the hell was Mizuki? He should have been here by now! Naruto decided that he should set up a perimeter around the shack, a precaution that made him feel smart. But for the plan to really work, Kamina would have to be swift, lest the Hokage be late for the show.
Naruto was growing tired of pacing like a doofus, and decided to stop. He walked over to the shack, calm as can be.
"Damn, Hinata's really late. I wonder what is keeping her. We stole the Scroll once before, so a second time shouldn't be so hard, right, Mizuki sensei?"
Naruto looked in Mizuki's direction, an evil smirk upon his face. Mizuki, who was well out of sight, and easily out of ear shot, grew a worried look upon his face. How had that twerp known he was there? Was the fox's chakra amplifying his senses? Or did he know the same technique Mizuki was using now?
Mizuki shook his head, trying to calm himself. He quickly traversed the last set of trees hiding him from Naruto. As he landed on the ground, he placed his hands within his pockets, slowly grabbing a pair of shuriken.
He won't expect me to attack him! I'll kill him here and now, before that little Hyuuga brat gets here.
"Don't expect that plan to go so smoothly my ex-sensei. You are out-classed, and out-numbered. You have no hopes of winning…Not that you ever did."
Mizuki instantly had a shocked face. How had this brat known what he was thinking? Was this some kind of strange jutsu? Just who was this kid? Was he reading his mind now?
"Let me answer those questions for you. One: I just took a guess. That being said, Two: It was not a jutsu. Three: I'm Naruto Hyuuga Uzumaki, badass leader of the Hyuuga clan and Sector Seven, the anti-planetary division of Konoha. Four: I'm not reading your mind, you're saying these things out loud while you think them, dumbass!"
"Surely this little brat is joking. As if I would say my thoughts out loud! But I need to focus, I'll swiftly move to his left and strike his neck before he realizes what is going on. And if he manages to block or dodge that, I'll throw five kunai at him while he is suspended in mid air from the recoil of my first attack."
"*Sigh*, if you insist upon this then I have no choice but to-"
Mizuki side-stepped left, and withdrew a kunai. He attempted to swing it at Naruto, but the boy ducked, and swept out his leg quickly. Mizuki's legs were pushed out from under him, and he flipped over. Gravity then took control, and Mizuki faceplanted on the ground. Naruto placed his sandal on Mizuki's face, holding him to the dirt.
"D-Damn it…How did you…?"
"Give up man, we knew about your plan from the beginning. The Hokage knows, and we have taken every precaution to secure our victory."
"Wh-what?…B-b-b-but…how? I looked over all the facts. You were supposed to be an idiot with no skill, you were to fall for my ploy, and get me the Scroll! My plan is ruined now!"
At that exact moment, Hinata bursts through the trees carrying the Forbidden Scroll. Behind her, Kamina comes racing in with Gimmy and Darry, all three of them gasping for air.
"Naruto-kun, I brought the Scroll! I'm not late am I?"
Naruto looked over at her, giving Mizuki enough time to slip out from under his slimy sandal. He shadow-stepped behind Hinata, and grabbed her around the neck and stomach. Like a flash, he was ten feet in the air, upside-down, on a tree branch.
"HINATA!"
Naruto took a step forward, about to charge the traitor, when the man whipped out a kunai, and held it against Hinata's neck.
"Ah, ah, ahhhh," Mizuki said, wagging a finger at the boy. " Don't try anything that could end up backfiring."
"D-Damn!"
Kamina walked over to Naruto, with Gimmy and Darry close behind. The blue-haired teen violently shaked his fast at the evil man, his voice bellowed out like an elephant cry.
"Hey, dumbass with the giant cross on his back! Release her now! You have NO idea who you are messing with!"
Mizuki sneered, something that made him look slightly foolish. He pressed the knife closer to Hinata's throat, drawing a trickle of blood. She gasped in pain, as she felt her blood flow down her body, onto the cold, hard ground.
"Oh? Go ahead and inform me, you little twerp. I'll enjoy this while digging my kunai into her neck."
Kamina inhaled deeply, and puffed out his chest. Naruto had a feeling that a speech was coming. But this could also be the perfect opportunity to rescue her.
"Okay then! Now clean the wax outta ya ears, you sadistic little freak! I'm about ta lay one down on ya! Even on unfamiliar planets, he fights to the bitter end. He beats down all fear within, and forges a sword to cut down all who would stand in his way. The ultimate in manly, with nothing to lose. When ya hear tha name 'Kamina', they're talking' 'bout me! Now release Hinata!
Mizuki was confused, but he didn't loosen his grip on his hostage. That speech was interesting, if only slightly. But he didn't care about that speech in particular. He didn't care about WHO the kid was, he decided that he'd hire this punk to write speeches about Mizuki's greatness.
"Ummm…No. In fact, I think I'll keep her close to me, at least until I see that pink-haired girl kill the demon fox child…Speaking of which, you can go back to where you were standing Naruto. For a ninja, you're not very stealthy."
"…Shit…"
Naruto stepped out of the bushes, an angry look plain on his face. But as Hinata looked at him, and he at her, she saw a victorious glint in his eyes. She had a feeling that Mizuki wouldn't be in control for long.
"Okay, now I'm miffed. What the hell is so important that you have to betray your own country to gain?"
"…Oh! You mean my goal! Simple brat, I have only two things in mind… First immortality, then the bitches!"(In the TFS Universe, Vegeta sneezed. He awoke, realizing that he needed to pee.)
Everyone in the small clearing was silent. They stared at Mizuki like he was crazy. After three minutes, Mizuki finally broke the silence.
"…I said, 'First immortality, then the-'"
"Yeah, we heard you the first ttime!..So uh…What was that about Darry here killing me?"
"…You got a problem with my goals?"
"Hmmmm, no. But it was a nice distraction-"
"-While my clone puts you in a 'Catch 22'."
Mizuki heard the rest of the sentence from behind, where a kunai was positioned against the back of his head. He turned his head slightly, careful not to force a slash mark onto his perfect head. His eyes widened considerably, as he saw Naruto standing there with a sharp knife directed at Mizuki. His grip on Hinata slackened a bit, although it wasn't enough for her to break out yet, but enough to let her reach her kunai pouch. Mizuki looked stuned as shit How did this kid manage to get behind him? Sure, he could make clones, but those were just illusions, right?
"Mizuki, you're saying your thoughts out loud again. Oh, and they aren't illusions…"
"…I'm a full blown copy of the original, bitch."
"B-b-but…how? This shouldn't be possible! I'm supposed to win, not lose to some low-level genin! I…I…I…"
Mizuki suddenly had an evil thought. One that he had no problem with. He tightened his grip on Hinata, and pressed the kunai hard into her neck.
"DON'T MOVE! IF ANYONE TRIES ANYTHING, I WILL SLICE THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF HERE AND NOW!"
This pissed Naruto off to the extreme, but he maintained his composure, and held fast. No one called his girl a bitch, he would end their existence of they did. He quickly relayed a message to the clone, who simply nodded.
"If you value your life Mizuki, I'd take that comment back, and release my girlfriend…NOW."
"Heh…Heheheh…Hahahahaha…HAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE, FOX CHILD! YOUR LITTLE THREAT DOES NOT SCARE ME!"
Hinata picked that exact moment to speak up. She would resolve this situation with a simple sentence.
"Well traitor, what if I told you that cutting off my head would result in a TOTAL loss?"
"…What?"
Hinata 'poofed' away, leaving nothing behind but a small log, which landed on Mizuki's foot, causing him to lose focus, and fall from the branch he was hanging from. He faceplanted into the ground once more, except with much more force, creating a lorge hole in the ground. The bottom half of Mizuki stuck out from the hole, while the muffled, pained groans from the top half came from within.
Mizuki was in extreme pain right now. No, not from the log, or the fall, but from the blow to his pride. He, a chunin, had been humiliated by two small genin. It wasn't possible! There was only one thing to do…Go bat shit crazy on them, and pray they can't fight back.
Mizuki released himself from the hole, and brought out ten shuriken. He quickly threw them at Naruto, who simply dodged left. Mizuki, expecting this, threw five more at him now. Naruto was in mid-jump, so how was he to dodge these. The sharp projectiles pierced his face, and Naruto burst into smoke, revealing a small log again. Mizuki looked up to where the log had been, only to see Naruto plummet down onto the traitor. His fist collided with the man's face, and he 'poofed' away.
Naruto had a feeling he would do that, and quickly withdrew a kunai. He tossed it towards Mizuki, who weaved right, and made the Snake handsign. The man released a small burst of chakra, and was gone. Naruto looked around the clearing, expecting the bastard to appear behind him or one of his friends. When he found no one, he ordered a status report from his clones. They each replied that he was nowhere to be found.
"Shit! I let him get away."
Hinata walked up from the bushes she had been hiding in from the beginning. This was not part of the plan. Where was the Third Hokage? Where had Mizuki gone to? What should she make for dinner tonight?
"Naruto-chan, maybe we can still find him. I think there is a tracking jutsu within the Forbidden Scroll."
Kamina walked over to Hinata, and slapped her on the back. He left a large, red, handprint on her back, but the clothes hid it well. She glared at him like he had just groped her…a bad memory for her. Nonetheless, she tried hard to forgive and forget.
"Hey Hinata, where did you put the whatsitcalled?"
"The Scroll? I'm not sure, I dropped it somewhere before coming out here."
"Well we need to find it. C'mon Gimmy, Darry, we should be useful and help our friends get that Scroll. Naruto, just say the word, you ARE the leader after all."
"…Hmmm…Kamina, Gimmy, and Darry, you three check in the direction Hinata came from. We will stay here and search the surrounding parts."
Kamina flipped Naruto a thumbs up, and walked away, the two other-worlders close in tow, holding hands. After they were out of sight, Naruto flipped out a kunai, and slashed at Hinata. She attempted to dodge, but was unable to completely do so, and received a nasty gash across her face, just below her eyes. She stumbled backwards, and fell to the ground clutching her face. Her body 'poofed' and was quickly replaced by Mizuki, who was in the same position.
"You know Mizuki, if you intend to henge into someone, at least TRY to get all the details right, lest you forfeit the guise. Next time, try using 'kun' instead of 'chan'. Then again, there won't be a next time for you…"
"Naruto Hyuuga Uzumaki! Sheathe your kunai! This neither the time, nor the place!"
Naruto looked over to where the voice originated. Standing within the clearing, was Old Man Sarutobi. He calmly and slowly walked over to the two ninja. Using his walking staff, Sarutobi moved Naruto's sandal off Mizuki's face. The weakened chunin disliked this, as dirt was scraped across his face. As Mizuki got up, he tasted dirt, and something he would rather not think about.
"Old man," Mizuki spat, "Why are you here?"
"One: To prevent Naruto from committing a crime. Two: To save your sorry ass…for now. And Three: Because I need the exercise."
Naruto wasn't listening, as he was lost in deep thought. All was going according to his plan. All he needed was for Hinata to show up, carrying a fake of the scroll. Mizuki would try that little sneak move again, and Sarutobi would bust his ass. He signaled for a clone to inform Hinata of the situation, and requisition a clone.
"Were you listening boy?"
"Hmmm…Wha?"
"I said, are you listening? I want you to place him within your prison facility on the Hyuuga land."
"…Damn word gets around fast. I was hoping to keep that under reps for at least another week."
"Well, I have a special jutsu, that allows me to see through the eyes of anyone I know personally. I saw everything through Mizuki's eyes…Well, that and the fact that every clan has to send in a report when there is a change in leadership."
Naruto lowered his eyelids half way, to the point where it looked like he was half asleep. He had a smirk on his face though, and spoke calmly.
"Oh, is that so? Well, maybe you can teach me this jutsu, for when I need to know what my teammates are doing?"
"Hmmmm…AFTER, you perform a few missions with your division. By the way, how is the sword thing coming?"
"Oh, really good. I got two new friends, and a few tricks that'll really come in handy."
"Okay then…Now Mizuki, let's get you over to the tower to-"
Sarutobi looked over to where Mizuki had been, but he was gone. The two ninjas looked around, and found him holding Hinata again. There was something different this time though. It was something that pissed Naruto off to his very core.
"Mizuki you perv! Let go of my ass!"
Mizuki looked down at where his hand was, finding that it was indeed grasping her behind. It was not his intention, but it would do for now. It was better than what he had intended to grab originally, which was her tied up hands. He had a clone scout the area over to the tower. It had located her along the path, and he instructed one of 'His' minions to tie her up and bring the Scroll to him. How had he not felt the difference between her wrists and her ass? Anyway, it was still a victory for him. He had the Scroll, and with it, all the powerful jutsus.
"Naruto Uzumaki! I have a proposition for you! I will spare your little…whore, under one condition!"
"W-WHORE? How DARE you! I'll have you know I'm saving myself for someone important!"
"Who cares about that! Naruto, do you care more for this girl, or the Hokage? I'm going to find that out right now…"
"What are you getting at, you perv?"
"Naruto Uzumaki, by the end of this day, you will kill either the Old Man there…or your girlfriend…"
"Wh-wha?...I-I can't do that!"
"Then you forfeit Hinata's life?"
"Urk! How am I supposed to choose between the one girl that doesn't hate me, or the man that raised me?"
"N-Naruto-kun, it's fine. I can die for you…Trust me."
Naruto looked into Hinata's eyes, and saw conviction gleam out at him. Upon closer inspection, he noticed a little smirk on her face. She winked at him, and Naruto instantly remembered. This wasn't the ORIGINAL Hinata, it was a clone. But that didn't make things less painful for him. She was still Hinata, the love of his life.
"I…pick…myself!"
"Wha?"
Naruto dashed forward, with lightning speed. He positioned his weight behind him, causing him to go to the ground. But thanks to his momentum, and the mud caused by rain a few days ago, he slid between Hinata and Mizuki's legs. He jumped to his feet, and brought out a kunai. He slashed at Mizuki, who only watched, stunned.
The tip of the blade struck him in the same spot it had before. Causing the wound to deepen, and blood to flow out increasingly. Mizuki reeled back, releasing his hostage, who fell forward. Naruto dived, and caught Hinata, before she hit the ground. He got to his knees, and untied the roped binding her. As Hinata climbed to her feet, rubbing the sore spot where the rope held her, she looked over to where Mizuki was rolling around.
He was clutching the spot where Naruto had made contact. Blood seeped between his fingers, and ran down his forearm. His screams could be heard for at least a half mile. Sarutobi walked over to the two genin, and placed his hands on both of their shoulders.
"Not bad you two. But you both still have a long, long way to go…"
"That may be true, but we still do our work good, Old Man Hokage."
"Hehehe, fair enough. C'mon, lets go back to the tower."
As the trio turned and began to walk away, Mizuki weakly climbed to his feet. He removed the large shuriken from his back, and aimed carefully.
"Ughn! D…DEMON WINDMILL SHURIKEN!"
The projectile flew through the air, heading towards Naruto, Hinata, and Sarutobi. The Hokage, having been trained perfectly against these types of situations, jumped high and dodged the attack. Naruto and Hinata however, were not trained enough, and were mowed down by the large blades. Their heads were removed from their bodies instantly. As their heads flew through the air, both the bodies 'poofed' out of existence. Both Mizuki and Sarutobi had a WTF? Look on their face.
"Didn't see that coming huh you perverted, sadistic, jackass?"
Both the Hokage and the traitor turned to where the voice came from. Standing on a tree branch twenty feet from the ground, with his two nodaichi unsheathed, a victorious smirk upon his face, was Naruto. Beside him was Hinata, holding the Scroll in her hands. Mizuki looked down, and saw he had another log in his right hand.
"Alright! Time to try out my new move!"
"Master Naruto, what jutsu will you use?"
"Use the Drain Saber! Use the Drain Saber!"
"That was the intention Dinah…"
Naruto crossed his blades in an 'X' pattern, and willed his chakra to mold for this technique. He forced the energy down his arms, through his hands, and into the frame of his swords.
"Burēdo no Dorein! DRAIN BLADE!"
Naruto's swords began to pulse with energy, and dark, purple chakra began to circle his nodaichi. Naruto's body was beginning to glow a dark blue, and he his chakra begin to weaken slowly. At most, Naruto could keep this technique running for at least an hour.
"Mizuki, prepare to lose everything…to the power of my blades."
Naruto jumped off the branch, and began to do front flips. As he landed on the ground, he dashed forward at Mizuki. Though he had the time to dodge, Mizuki found his body refused to obey him. Naruto's blades were upon hom now, so Mizuki shut his eyes so he wouldn't see his end. When he felt nothing, Mizuki opened his eyes again, to see he was on the ground. He had not felt it, maybe because his body refused to respond. He saw a blue sandal in front of him, and used every ounce of energy to look up.
Naruto looked down on this pathetic man. In the last second before his nodaichi made contact, he pulled back and struck the air in front of him. Although the power in the air alone was enough to knock him over. The only reason that happened was because Mizuki had been struck by a timed poison that paralyzed the body's muscles. It was a little precaution Naruto had placed upon his equipment an hour ago…just in case.
"W-Why do y-you spare me? Just k-kill me already."
Naruto closed his eys and sighed. He shook his head, like this was just a nuisance. It truly was to him. Naruto wanted to end his life there and now, but he had rules to follow.
"It's not my place to kill you. Not here, and not now. Yes, I have the motive to do so. But two things prevent me from ending this situation here and now. The first is the Shinobi Code, which says that your verdict will be determined by the Lord Hokage."
Sarutobi looked at Naruto, and nodded in agreement. Naruto, who was once the dead last of his generation, had skyrocketed to second with ease. He could probably be first, if Sasuke did not already have that position filled out. If that child learned to use his kekei-genkai, he would become one of the strongest beings within the village.
"The second reason is that if I were to kill you here, I would simply be accused of assault on an officer, and would be labeled a traitor. I would be banished from the village, and that would not be good for anyone. You must be found guilty, and your punishment held public."
"D-Damn! Y-You had this all p-planned…D-D-Didn't y-you?"
Naruto sneered, and placed himself on one knee. He lowered his head to Mizuki's, and whispered quietly into his ear.
"Of course I did. Just who the hell do you think I am? It was quite simple really. I had my new friends convince the Hokage to arrive at a certain time, while clones of mine henged as them. The clones, as well as Hinata's clone with a fake Scroll, would arrive mid-battle, and trick you into lowering your guard. That would in turn, allow me to force you into a corner, where you would try a desperate sneak attack. Then Old Man Sarutobi would show up, and so would another Hinata clone. You would expect this one to be real again, and capture her in front of the Hokage. I'd strike you again with a poisoned kunai, and this would all end. You would be found guilty of the highest degree, Hinata and I would emerge with more respect from the villagers, and I'd walk away knowing that I'm easily as smart as Shikamaru. You do have to admit, a person has to know his stuff to enact a plan to this degree."
"You little f-freak!"
"Thank you, -His-Ass-Handed-To-Him-By-A-Genin."
Naruto got up, and Sarutobi walked over to him. He placed his staff on Mizuki's face, and focused one-quarter of a single percent of his chakra to mold for shun-shin. He winked at Naruto, and teleported away with the traitor. Naruto stood up, and was mentally bombarded by Ryu, Dinah, and Nina.
"Damn Master, you have some twisted ideas. I didn't realize you had it in you…"
"They weren't twisted Dinah, they were brilliant! How did you create such an elaborate plan, Master Naruto?"
I bet the chakra I loan him is having an alternative effect on his body, increasing his mental and physical capabilities by leaps and bounds. But even so, the rate of alteration at which they increase are not nearly this fast, He must have had some help somewhere along the line.
"Well, I will give credit where credit is due. Hinata did help with certain details in the plan. But you three should have known that. You guys are always with me."
Well, uh…I was trying to learn what Chuck is saying. Having him as company isn't as fun as it used to be, so I want to understand his language.
'I was trying to think of some sadistic thing for you to do to Hinata tonight while she was asleep."
"I was keeping an eye on Dinah…In case she tried to do anything."
"Guilty as charged. But anyway, it was a good plan. And you used the technique I gave you!"
"Maybe you can use my skill to heal those AWFUL scars you made on Mizuki?"
"Yeeeaaaah, no! Not gonna happen. That little prick gets what he deserves."
"Will you use my blade to deal the finishing blow? I do love the feel of blood flowing down my body."
"…I'll consider it, if the Hokage allows me to do so. Anyways, do you get off on someone's destruction, Dinah?"
"Would you be surprised if I said yes?"
"Good point. Anyways, I guess I'll head back to the Tower, and pick up Hinata. Then we can go to the Clearing, and try out our gunmen."
With that, Naruto shun-shined away. He arrived at the roof of the Tower, and began his descent down the walkway that lead to the Hokage's office. Upon seeing the door in, he heard a loud scream. The voice, quite familiar to him now, instantly caused a lightnng reflex to awaken in him. Without realizing it, Naruto had dashed the last flight of stairs, and burst through the door, within a nanosecond.
He looked around, finding Kamina unconscious against the wall, which had a small pool of blood that flowed down onto his head. Gimmy, whose back was bleeding, was shielding Darry from some attack, and the Hokage was standing there smoking his pipe, like nothing had happened. Hinata had her sickle drawn, and a small splash of blood was easily seen on the blade. Mizuki was on the ground yet AGAIN, holdng his face like he had done before. It was easy to figure out what had happened here.
Mizuki, able to move his body again, had grabbed Hinata. Kamina attempted to rescue her, but was easily batted away by Mizuki. Hinata, with her sickle hidden on her person, pulled the weapon out and used it to attack Mizuki, who couldn't dodge due to lack of space and the fact that Hinata was within a point-blank range of him. Gimmy noticed Hinata pull out her weapon, and feared the blade would hit Darry by accident. Within a moment, he had covered his crush, and taken the blow from the sickle. The attack made contact with Mizuki, and he fell onto the ground, clutching his face.
Naruto sighed, and shook his head again. Why couldn't that bastard accept defeat? Was it too much for his meager brain to comprehend? He walked over to Hinata, and placed his hand on her arm. She noticed his presence, and lowered her weapon. She hugged him tightly, and he wrapped his arms around her. One of his jobs as the boyfriend was to comfort her when she needed it. That, and he just couldn't stand to see her upset. Screw the old ways! He would comfort her even if she wasn't his girlfriend.
"Well, I think this is a shitty way to end the night, huh?" asked Sarutobi.
Naruto looked over at the old man, and sighed. If the Old Man had time to smoke his pipe, why didn't he help Hinata? He could have finished the doushebag off within a second. Hinata released Naruto, and brought out a kunai. She looked at Naruto, and he saw an evil glint appear in her eyes. She grabbed Mizuki's ankle, and dragged him out of the room. Everyone looked at each other, wondering what she would do to him. Naruto could only fear for the poor, pathetic man.
Suddenly, a loud scream was heard from the bathroom down the hall Hinata had dragged Mizuki. The scream was high pitched, and sounded feminine. Naruto feared for Hinata, but had a feeling that she was fine. It hadn't sounded like her scream. Suddenly, a toilet flushed, and this confused everyone. They heard a match light up, and the scream came again. What the hell was going on?
A minute later, Hinata walked in, the kunai she had was extremely bloody, as was her hand. Sarutobi adopted a worried look, and rushed off to check on Mizuki, with Gimmy close behind. Darry walked up to Hinata, and handed her a rag. Hinata began to clean her hand and the knife. That was when Darry asked the question everyone had been thinking.
"Hinata…W-What d-did you do t-to him?"
Hinata stopped cleaning her tool, and looked up. She adopted a thoughtful look, then changed it to an evil smirk. She tossed the kunai into a nearby plant, and finished cleaning her hand. Then she spoke, slowly and calmly.
"Simple, I dragged him into the bathroom. There, I castrated him, and flushed his genitalia into the toilet. Any manhood he still had left, is now floating in a giant pile of shit. I also burned the stump, preventing any chance of regrowth, if that is even possible."
Both Naruto and Darry aquired a WTF face. Darry looked like she would throw up, and Naruto placed both of his hands over his own set. He felt for Mizuki, in a way only a man could. Naruto now understood two things: One, DON'T PISS HINATA OFF. Two, violating Number One is the LAST thing you NEVER want to do, especially if you are a man. At this time, both Sarutobi and Gimmy walked in, a disgusted look plain on both their faces. Gimmy was the first to break the silence.
"Hinata, did you really have to do that to him? I think that was a bit overkill."
"I-urp…I agree. Girl, I understand that some things can't be forgiven, but to neuter him and flush the severed piece down the drain…Oh God, I'm gonna puke again!"
Sarutobi dashed out of the room, and everyone heard him spill his guts in the bathroom. Then, they heard the most disturbing thing ever.
"OH GOD! IT'S All OVER HIS STUMP! OH GOD, IT'S MIXING WITH THE BLOOD…BLURGH!"
There was silence for a minute…or ten. Darry looked like she would puke too. Gimmy was trying to ignore everything that just happened, and wake Kamina up. Hinata was simply looking down, her face held nothing but contempt, and an evil smirk. Naruto finally broke the silence.
"…Time to go."
He grabbed Hinata's hand, and shun-shined back home. Upon arrival, Hinata broke his grasp and walked over to her bed. She held a strange look on her face. It was not one of anger, creepy happiness, or one of evil. It was more blank than anything.
"Hinata, I know this is a stupid question to ask, but are you okay?"
"Hmmm? Oh I'm fine, just…unsure."
"Of what?"
"Whether or not I should've gone easy on him."
"…Well, he is alive, right?"
'Yeah, so?"
"Then you went easy on him. But I gotta say, that was weird back there. It wasn't like you, to do what you did to him."
"What can I say? He grabbed my ass, and called me a whore. NO ONE gets away with with calling me that. And I refuse to let anyone but you touch me Naruto."
Both of the genin blushed at this comment. Naruto decided to end the night with that, and he went to the closet, to grab his night clothing. He tried to think calm thoughts, but Ryu and Dinah refused to let him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MASTER NARUTO, YOU PICKED THE perfect GIRL! THIS IS GOING DOWN IN MY LIST OF FAVORITE METHODS OF TORTURE! IT'S TOP TEN MATERIAL!"
I AGREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO PRICELESS!
"I-It was j-just an act i-in the heat o-of the m-moment! R-Right M-Master Naruto?"
"Nina, I certainly hope you are right. I'll just have to hope they find his…stuff, and use your healing spell to fix this. Otherwise, Mizuki better hope he gets the death penalty. Also, Ryu and Dinah?"
"YES?" They asked in unison.
"You, Ryu, are a first class loser (RYU OWNED COUNT: 2) with no "Sadistic Off Switch." (RYU OWNED COUNT: 3) Dinah, you are quite the same as him, (DINAH OWNED COUNT: 1) but you don't get the "right" to be called 'sadistic' (DINAH OWNED COUNT: 2)."
"WELL I NEVER!"
With that, Naruto changed in silence. He climbed into his bed, and looked over at the second bed. Hinata was fast asleep, pure calmness on her face. It was scary, the fact that behind such a beautiful face, there was an evil side to her. Naruto only hoped that this was the last time that "Dark Hinata" would ever surface. He closed his eyes, still looking upon the only girl he would someday marry, and fell asleep. His dreamt of Hinata, and the fateful day, years from now.
About one hundred miles away from the village on Konoha, a single ninja clothed in black and purple dashed through the trees. He stopped at a cave, hidden from view by a large cloak. He walked inside, and down the stairs. He proceeded through the empty halls, and halted at two large doors. He knocked softly, and opened them. He walked across the large room, and knealt in front of his master.
"Sire, I come bearing bad news. It seems Lieutenant Mizuki failed, and was captured, castrated, and thrown up on."
The white skinned man burst out laughing. It was a sinister, creepy laugh, that shook the lowly grunt to his very core. After three minutes of uninterrupted laughter, the man stopped.
"Well then, it sssseemssss that we underesssstimated the boy, didn't we?"
"Lord, he showed a genius that is on par with that of a jonin. It also seems he has aquired a large weapon similar to yours."
"Well then, I sssshould ssssend a tesssst to him. Inform Fifth SSSSeat Gato, Third SSSSeat Haku, and Commander Zabuza to begin purging the Land of Wavessss. Alsssso, make ssssure they know not to kill the ssssmithsssss. It will be important for them to be alive during thissss."
"Right away, Sire!"
The grunt got up, and quickly walked out of the room, shivers traveling down his spine. Orochimaru cackled again, thinking of his magnificent plan. If everything went as fortold, the child of Namikaze would take up the mission with the Uchiha boy, and the son of White Fang. It was only a matter of time. But Orochimaru also had this feeling of unease. It puzzled him, this feeling. Like the Third Hokage, he knew to trust his feelings. But surely the two boys, and that man couldn't defeat an awakened demon, his blood-line brat, and a giant robot?
That reminded him, the lowling had told Orochimaru the Fox Child had gained a 'large weapon' like the one that fell from the sky a half-week ago. If Naruto truly had one as well, did that mean that there were even MORE than the two already in Orochimaru's possession? He shall have Zabuza aquire this one for him as well. What was to go wrong?…