Chapter 15
Joker

I sat at my desk, working on blueprints, blueprints about the death of Batman. I scanned through all of them, throwing them all away. Each one was either not funny, already done, or just plain stupid. I heard the clicking of high heels against the wooden floors of my office. I didn't even think of looking up. Probably just Harley, I would soon hear her squeaky voice soon enough.

"Nice place you have here." Said the woman who was defiantly not Harley. The woman spoke with a flirtatious voice. I finally realised who it was when I looked up, it was Catwoman. I growled silently to myself, before I put my evil fake smile.

"Catwoman! What a nice surprise." I lied in a very sarcastic voice. I felt the need to cough, but I couldn't give it away that I was sick; I was already using makeup to cover up my sick look. "So what brings you to my domain?" I asked.

She observed her nail like claws before she turned her attention back to me. She continued to flex her nails as she said casually, "Did you know your daughter is a whore?"

That I did not expect. She was bluffing, I knew it. Probably trying to play a joke on me, trying to beat me at my own game. I dropped my fake evil smile and stared at her with calm rage. "What?" I said bluntly.

"You heard me. She is involved with another professional criminal." She grinned with satisfaction. As she smiled, I knew she couldn't be bluffing.

"What?" I asked sound more enraged as I gritted my teeth together.

"Oh yeah. The werewolf right? I think that's his name." She gave a little giggled.

My rage reached probably the worse point it could reach. "WHAT!" I exclaimed as I stood up from my desk pushing my chair back as I stood.

She laughed out of satisfaction. I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of my reaction, But it was such a shocking thing. My own daughter betrayed me and is sleeping with some dog!

"Here is the chip, if you don't believe me." She smiled and threw the computer chip onto my desk and turned around and began to walk to the door.

"Why are you even telling me this?" I asked suspiciously, and I gritted my teeth together still.

She stopped at the entrance and turned back to face me with a grin on her face.
"Just so I can let you know that if I did have a daughter, she wouldn't betray me like yours." She turned around and jumped down from the entrance and ran off to who knows where. I picked up the computer chip and held it in my hand. I clenched my hand into a fist at the thought of my own daughter's betrayal.

I clicked on a button which sent out a message to all of my funland.

"Harley, can you come and see me in my office sweetie." I spoke into the transmitter.

Within 5 minutes, she was skipping into my office with a pleasent look on her face.
"Hey there puddin" She said happily.

"Hello there." I said with a netural voice but with a dying sounding cough which made Harley's face fall into a sad face. I inserted the chip into a USB hole in my desk, in my desk was a computer screen. On the computer screen was security footage of an alley near the Strange's prison. In the footage was my dear Sideways, with the werewolf. They were standing a few feet away from each other, but I knew something was about to happen. "Come look at this." I hissed.

Harley confused walked over to my desk and put her arm around my shoulder and her hand on my chest as I pressed play on the video.

As the video played, I was disgusted by what I saw.
Sidesie ran up to The Werewolf and jumped into his arms hugging him. He held her tight as he spun her around before putting her back on her feet.
I heard Harley gasp in shock at what she was watching. I agreed with her, it was a heartbreaking site.

I tried to keep myself calm as I watched it, holding myself back from slamming my fist into my desk. I continued to watch, but as soon as they began to kiss, I couldn't watch it anymore. I slammed my hand onto the stop button and walked out of Harley's arms .I began to hastily pace back and forth in my office thinking of what to do.

No wonder my steel mill was going downhill, that dog was probably stealing from me while Sidesie turned her back.
"What am I going to do with her?" I coughed.

I paused from my pacing and turned to face Harley, I had expected her to lose it by now, but no. She was beyond angry, so angry she just stood there, frozen like a statue.

"Harl', say something." I told her. That's when I saw her anger spark, majorly.
"I'm going to kill him!" She shriek loudly. I had to put an end to this, this instance. I walked back over to my desk and pressed the button submit a message through the funland.

"Boys, go find me Sidesie and The Werewolf and bring them here, now!" I growled through the speaker.

I sat back down at my desk and I began to rub my forehead out of frustration.
"Harley, when they get here, go lock Sidesie in the loading bay and the dog in the smelting chamber." I got back up and began to walk out of my office and into the combat room right next to it. As I walked I began to cough even more.

"But sweetie, you can't do anything, you're sick. I don't want you to wear yourself out." Harley said concernly.

I turned back and looked at her. "I'll be fine, just get that stupid mutt into the smelting chamber and I will deal with him." I growled.
I was going to finish that dog. Sidesie will be upset I guess, but she will get over it.