Author's Note: Alright this will be the second chapter. Hopefully you guys like it, but is there any ideas I should put in here? Is this good? Bad? Review so that I know what I need to improve on and do. Arigato!

Chapter 2: Epic Failures

The Akatsuki were all gathering outside now, since Pein kicked them out of the cave. Each of them stared at one another, at lost on how to start their assignment.

"Great, I really don't want to do this, yeah" said Deidara as he was still furious about Tobi's annoyances and Sasori's mockery.

"Eh, should be an easy task. I mean come on, it's just ONE evil deed. We did plenty of those in the past" said Kisame.

"Yeah, that's right!" Konan exclaimed.

"I know what you mean! Remember when we...you know...that time when...uh what exactly did we do?" asked Zetsu.

"Well, we stole money!" Stated Kakuzu.

"But any thief could do that" said Itachi.

"Well, uh...Itachi kicked Sasuke pretty bad that one time" suggested Kisame.

"Isn't he's Itachi's younger brother."

"Yeah...Why?"

"Never mind, but did it kill him?"

"Well...no."

"Well, forget it then."

"What about you Konan-San? What did you do?"

"Well, I once gave this kid an origami rose."

"That's not evil at all!"

"But it gave him a paper cut!"

"Oooo Tobi doesn't like those at all! Poor kid."

"Damn it to hell! This is why we have this shitty assignment in the first place! All of you are fucking pansies who can't do anything right!" Cried Hidan.

"Are you saying you did something to contribute to this group?" Sasori asked.

"Hell yeah I did! I once killed a kitty for a sacrifice I had to do for Jashin-Sama."

Everyone looked at Hidan and gasped. Konan covered her mouth to hide her shock and Tobi fell to the floor devastated. The only one who was not fazed by that fact was the one and only Itachi Uchiha. The said person glanced at Hidan who glared at the prodigy.

"What?" He asked.

Itachi continued to stare at him and in his silky, velvety voice, he finally spoke. "Did you really kill the cat?"

"Of course I did! Why else would I say it?"

"I can see that your anger is getting the best of you."

"That's fucking shit talk here!"

"Hmm, Itachi might actually have a point" said Zetsu.

Everyone stopped panicking for a moment and all glanced at the talk battle between Itachi and Hidan. The Jashinist's face was turning red as tomato while the prodigy stood still with no hint of emotion shown on his perfect face. One word was all it took for Itachi to win the conversation.

"Liar."

"Okay, okay fine! I didn't kill it! You happy? It was so goddamn cute and fluffy and the face was just...GAH! I CAN'T TAKE THE CUTENESS!"

"Whoa, Itachi is good" whispered Tobi.

Everyone agreed and nodded.

Still at lost, Itachi suddenly turned and left on his own to complete his mission.

"Itachi, where are you going, hm?" Deidara called out. He then heard a "task" and with the rest in a quiet whisper.

"Well, I better start too. The faster I complete this assignment, the faster of a chance that I can go back inside the cave" said Kisame as he stretched his arms above his head.

"Okay, see you guys at the cave later, yeah" said Deidara as he also left on his own. Soon, the rest dispersed and went their separate ways.

Inside the Akatsuki cave, Pein banged his head against the rocky, entrance door several times. The members were right outside, so it was hard NOT to hear what was happening outside.

"What have I ever done to deserve a group of useless fools?" Pein asked himself as he continued banging his head against the rock.