Gray Yagami's Lesbean Journey, The unofficial and unauthorized continuation.
Discalamari: I don't own Dark yagami as Dark Yagamoto is owned by D'a'r'k' Y'a'g'a'm'i. I wonder if he'll read this and love my work, or maybe he'll hate it since im a gril and he doesn't like stuff written by grils cuz he said so when he was talkin about twiligit. since d'ae'rk yaf'a'm'i' hasn't written his next chapter of his story.
Gray yagami was watchingn television. she was watching that time i got reincranated as a slime. it's an awesome isekai anime that i don't own, look it up RIGHT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT STOP READING THIS, YOU CAN READ IT LATER, AND LOOK IT UP, AND WATCH EVERY SINGLE EPISODE IMMEDIATELY! cuz it's really good, even better than this story, okay!
suddenly a news interruption thingy guy came on the screen. "We interrupt your anime watching to bring you a special announcement. this secret exclusive footage will show you the bad stuff about our president, Dark Yagami."
"I didn't know Dark was the president..." muttered Gray.
Dark came on the screen nad he was fighting his evil twin clone Dark Dark! "Hey, wait, that's Dark Dark sitting on the president's throne and fighting Dark! I guess I should keep up with current events better so I can prevent situatiions like this..." said Gray, teleproting to the oral office where they were fighting as Dark Dark was getting a blowjob!
When she got there dark had left and there was a buncha lesbians having lesbian sex in Dark Dark's Oral Orifice!
"Oh, hi Gray. I'm glad you're here. now that lesbians are illegal you need to have sex with me!"
"Noo... I don't think I do. also, wouldn't that be incest?" Gray asked wisely.
"Yes, but I'm an evil twin clone, so I do everything evil!" Replied Dark Dark more wiselier.
"Ohhh, that makes sense." agreed Gray even more wiselier, "Girls! we have to stop him!" shouted Gray magicking their clothes back on becuase she was a witch who went to hogwarts. but this isn't a crossover so we're not going to dwell on that too much. (AN: I don't own hogwarts, it is in harry potter which is owned by an evil TERF named Jak Rowling! someone should write about her being attacked by the moon and flattened into a book or something...)
the girls, realizing they weren't naked anymore, their uncontrollable lust for each other disappeared and they got up.
"Let's kick his ass!" gray shouted with the force of a thousand shouts.
"Not so fast!" shouted Dark Dark right back as he pressed a button on presidential throne. it sprouted robot legs and robot arms and adopted a kung foo stance!
Gray quick changed into a military uniform and started a shoutin orders at the lesbeans.
"Watch out for its arms. and legs. don't let it punch or kick you, dodge its attacks and aim for the chair part. the throne is made of cushy stuff and therefore easier to destroy!"
so they sprang into action. Leslie dodged one of the robot arms punches, but was kicked away, however this left an opening for saffie to cut some of the material with a knife. unfortunately, the presidential throne was... MEMORY FOAM! so it remembered that it wasn't supposed to be cut and came back together.
"SHIT! IT'S MEMORY FOAM! IT REMEMBERED THAT IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE CUT AND CAME BACK TOGETHER!" shouted Saffie.
"Well Fiddlesticks on a shitty cake of bloodycuntdrippings!" swore Gray.
MEANWHILE, WHERVER DARK WAS!
Dark teleported away from wherever he was and to the oral orifice.
MEANWHILE, IN THE ORAL ORIFICE.
Dark teleported in. "Gray! You're here?! but that would mean this was written by nonbendo and not D'ark Ya'gam'i!?"
"Yes." said Gray.
Then Dark had a heroic blue screen of death because he preferred his original real life author and didn't want to be in a recursive fanfic. he curled up on the ground in the featl position.
Dark Dark pressed a button on the presidential throne and a big gun that fired nukes came out of the throne, pointed at Gray, Dark, and the lesbeans.
"I'm tired of this. I'm going to kill you all now!" Said Dark Dark, firing the nuke.
"No!" said gray and kicked the nuke through the roof and into the sky and it blue up the moon.
"Crap! you blew up the moon. now the tides will be all messed up and all the earth's ecosystems will be destroyed!" Said.
and then they all looked out the window, the oceans were erupting into the sky and all the water was forming into giant water tornadoes. the girant water tornadoes were going everywhere to destroy the environment everywhere, one was coming straight toward the whitehouse, and they all knew it was serious because the water tornado had a big angry face on it! the water tornado came closer, it was right outside, and it tried to come all over the whitehouse, but...
Dark yagami rushed outside and kicked the water tornado in the noggin! it flew backwards and landed on the ground in agony. Dark pressed the attack, pulling out a knife and trying to stab it, but it didn't work because knives don't kill water tornadoes. dark relished his mistake, and instead pulled out his gun that shot chainsaws and shot the water tornado with it. the water tornado died.
"Well done, everyone," Said Dark Dark, "I suppose Lesbeans can be temporarily legal again while we work on killing all the water tornadoes and getting a moon back up in the sky!"
"Dark, are you ok?" asked Gray, "You seemed pretty up set before."
"I think I'll be alright, I may not be being written by my favorite author, but I think I can still manage!" said Dark wisely. they hugged. Gray was glad her brother was okay. Dark was glad they hugged because Gray had nice boobies.
"Anyone up for celebrating our victory the yagomi way?" Dark asked.
"Eh... why not?" said everyone and then they all started having an orgy. the details will be in a separate higher rated fanfic.
To be continued!