Hello! This is my 'anti-fanfic' of a Total Drama season.
What I mean about an anti-fanfic is a badly written fanfic, filled with bad grammar and spelling errors, haywire pacing, and just pretty much nonsense. These kinds of stories aren't to be taken seriously. I'm not the first one who's writing this. Bad Asp, insertnamehere21, and Eddison954 have written these little 'troll fanfics'.
Keep in mind, this, along with other fanfics, are NOT to be taken seriously. These are just for fun, and while some readers may not like these kinds of stories because they're technically more of a waste of time than a front-to-end story, others like it because it gives them a good chuckle to read random nonsense.
The first generation, along with several others (and even some of these characters aren't even IN Total Drama), are in this fanfic. There will also be cameos making an appearance, so keep on the lookout!
Otherwise, read, review, and enjoy (or not) this crazy fanfic!
"Hi, I'm Chris. Welcome to Total Drama. Here are the contestants…"
Al - Hola…
Heather - Die.
Gwen - Ugh.
Courtney - Lawyer up!
Duncan - Whatever!
Owen - Fart
Cody - I'm gay.
Sierra - Are not!
Cody: Are too!
Sierra: Are not!
Cody: Are too!
Sierra: Are not!
Cody: Are too!
R2-D2 - WAAAAUGH!
Noah - Lame.
Noah - Agreed.
Noah - Thirded.
Noah - Fourthed.
Noah - Fifthed.
Noah - Sixth.
DJ - Mqma!
Geoff - Bruh.
Bridgette - I love Geoff!
Trent - 9!
Cat Trent - Meow.
Beth - Uh…
Harold - Gosh!
Lidsay - I have no idea how to breathe.
Katie - Sadie!
Sadie - Katie!
Eva - I'mma kill you!
Tyler - Oh yeah!
LeShawna - Yoo-hoo, baby!
Izzy - Wahoo!
Justin - My face!
Cameron - Help!
Lightning - Thunder!
Scary Girl - …
Chef - Boi!
Mildred - Ew.
Anne maria - Darlin'.
Scott - He ate me!
Fang - I ate Scott.
Billy Joel - He ate Scottie holy crap! Total Drama will be right back!
Chris: Immediately!
Sanders - Freeze!
Colonel Sandwrs - Finger lickin' good!
Thomas Jefferson - Where's Hamilton?
Guitar Hero - *insert chord here*
The entire state of Montana - Ayyy!
A moose - Neigh!
Zeke - I hate girls!
(Time skip, because)
Chris: Okay, let's start the first challenge. You're all gonna climb the cliff.
Cameron: Oh no.
Lightning: Oh yeah you are! (Lightning tosses Cameron up the cliff, and he wins)
Chris: Cameron wins!
Cameron: What do I win?
Chris: Thie! (gives Cam a paper that says "You da best")
Chris: K, the loser is Lindsay, because she dead.
(Lindsay's corpse is slowly buried into the ground, and up comes a headstone)
Anne maria: Shame.
Scary Girl: Amen.
That's chapter 1.