Twilight Chatroom

by livicullen01

I know that there are all ready tons and tons of these on FanFiction but I was bored and I was over at WriterHorse32's house so NO FLAMES! But do review.

4. Chapter 4

Twilight Chatroom

By Livicullen01 and WriterHorse32

Chapter 5

Edward-Vamp02

Bella-MissingMyTruck35

Jacob-WishingForBells2

Emmett-StrongGuy504

Roselie- UndumbBlonde55

Jasper-JazzyPants032

Alice-Shopaholic778

Esme-VampyMom

Paramore-Flameheads

Hannah Montana-SouthernChick58

WriterHorse32-ForeverMurder32

LiviCullen01-RockerChick96

(With special appearances by WriterHorse32, Livicullen01, Paramore, and Hannah Montana)

The Story (this might take awhile)

Vamp02: Are you going to tell us or not?

RockerChick96: YES! Now shut up!

Vamp02: …

RockerChick96: It all started on boring day during math, I was insanely bored and I was thinking about the book series Twilight.

Vamp02: What's Twilight?

ForeverMurder32: The books you idiots are in now stop interrupting.

RockerChick96: As I was saying, I was thinking about twilight and I thought, why don't I start a show about killing vampires? I approached several producers until I got my big cut with some dude named Jameson Rook. I started the show but it didn't last long. David Boreneaz quit going start his own show called Angel.

ForeverMurder32: So what does he have to do with you being Buffy?

RockerChick96: He was in the show with me and some other people who don't know me anymore. After that I quit and turned into a real vampire hunter, hunting rouge vampires around the country.

MissingMyTruck35: Why did you quit?

RockerChick96: I was marked by one of the most powerful vampires of the world and I got a bounty on my head.

StrongGuy504: Aro?

RockerChick96: No Santa dumb boy. Of course it was Aro! Who can be so powerful and live so long?

ForeverMurder32: So why did you move here?

RockerChick96: EVERY FREAKING VAMPIRE WANTS MY HEAD! There's no vampires in Indiana so I can't be caught.

ForeverMurder32: Well at least there aren't any vampires in Indiana.

RockerChick96: That's it.

RockerChick96 has signed off

Vamp02: Is she like that all the time?

ForeverMurder32: Not really just when she had a bad day at school.

JazzyPants032: You guys still go to school?

ForeverMurder32: Well what do you expect we aren't pregnant or super smart.

ForeverMurder32 has signed off.

JazzyPants032: What did I say?

Everybody else signs off.

JazzyPants032: Oh come on!

JazzyPants032 signs off.