A pair of black eyes shot open as the owner try to get up but unfortunately his head got hit by the cover instead "I..itai..itai..why is it I'm in this cram up place.." He rubbed his head while trying to regain back his memory.

He face turned dark as he remember what he have just gone trough and the weirder thing is. "WTF ! I GOT TRANSPORTED TO ONEPIECE !" He shout to himself and spit tons and tons of curses that even the lowest pirates would be proud of him.

He finally calm himself down and try to regain his compose. He rubbed his forehead and try to summaries it trough. He sigh.

"Monkey.D LuffY, 17 years old, dream to be a pirate king but her gramps wanted her to get engage with one of the admirals.." He shivers but continue nonetheless "She is the princess of an Island name Fusha.. the Island is Famous because it's one of the toughest and friendliness out of 4 blues and because there a lots spotlight on the Island it quickly gained a lot of attention. One of them is the beauty of the Island princess and prince, the secrets identity of the king and.. more.."

He quickly closed his eyes and..

Slap

"Ouch ! fuck this ! I wanna go back ! I wanna continue slacking ! I don't wanna to Kick anyone ass here ! I don't wanna feel any pain ! I would even eat Aya's cooking so just wake up already from this damn dream !" He keep chanting with many stuff he had regret and saying his life would end here while slapping his face.

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He sigh and poke his swollen cheek. "Owiey.." He scratch the back of his head and accidentally knock the straw hat of. He stare at it for a moment before he close his eyes. He sure are regretting every decision he make. Like it or not he need to find a way to get back and if he just slacking his lazy ass of in this barrel sure it could keep him from harm but he could never ever find a way to go back.

He still closing his eyes and open his mouth as he about to say "For here onward.. I am Monkey. D Luffy soon to be the pirate king.. " He take the straw hat and take deep breath .. "You hear that ! whoever it is send my fuckin ass here I will not chicken out and see for yourself what I'm capable of fucktard !" He yelled at whoever living being in the barrel is and laugh evilly. "mwahahahaha.. Cough.. ha.. Cough.. haha"

The seagulls who had been watching the barrel floating to who-knows-where sweat drop, it doesn't know why but they had a feeling that whoever the person in the barrel sure is stupid talking to himself or the person is just plain crazy.

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"ah~ how much longer I need to wait in here it's tiring~ it's boring~ I wanna go out~ I wanna test out the gumo gumo power.."

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"Yup that sounds like a good idea.." He had enough sitting and cramping up in here he would definitely be crazy if he gonna stuck in the barrel any longer. He tried to open the cover but.. "arrrhh !" He just break trough the barrel.

"The cover is annoying.." He whine (If the cover could talk it would say 'talk about yourself' and sweat drop) he look around to his surprise he was not in the sea anymore and there are people staring at him like he is some kinda freak. With the thought like that he feel irritated and an angry tick appear on his face.

"What are you looking at?"

"We the one who suppose to ask you ! !"

"Oh ! Sorry.." He bow his head.

"This rat is annoying.." The people take out their swords and about to cut him into pieces.

"Look at your back ! ! !" A trembling kid with pink hair shout and point his finger at Luffy's back, the kid so scared he choose to close his eyes.

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For a moment the kid is confuse he doesn't hear scream nor the disgusting pirates laugh he peek a bit and saw the boy just now is standing and.. well.. alive. 'The boy is not a ghost is he?' The pink head kid thought as he poke this weird person.

"Oh ! Hi kid ! do y'know where the food is?" This weird person ask 'Wait ! doesn't he feel worried or scared?' The pink head kid wonder.

"No !" The pink hair kid shout all of sudden. ' Jeez you doesn't need to yelled at me I'm not deaf yet y'know.. ' Luffy thought.

"Oh? You don't know? Oh well looks like.."

"No ! Not that.."

"Eh? So you do know?"

"No ! What I mean is you can't think about food at the time like this !"

"Eh? why not?"

"Cause those pirates will come after you with lots of people !"

"Oh~ they're pirates?"

The pink head kid nodded. 'No wonder their clothed looks weird, well cool ! '

"Well let's greet them !"

"Okay..." They both start walking heading to the pirates.

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"Wait ! what ? NO ! you cant go and greet them"

"What's with you and saying NO? Do you always said NO all the time?"

"What? NO !"

"See.. haha.. you're funny"

"This is not a joke.." The pink hair kid face palm.

"Of course is not" Luffy said oh so happily.

"They're evil pirate.."

"Of course they are"

"They'll kill you.."

"Of course they will"

"Would you stop that !"

"Huh? Stop what?"

"You can't go and greet them ! You can't go and eat oh so happily ! You'll die !"

Luffy smile and take off his straw hat. Coby stare at him with confusion and kinda stunned to know he can make that kinda expression. "See this hat.." He said Coby nodded "I've made a promise once with the person I look up to.." Coby stare at him.

"As a man you can't brake a promise and because of him I've need to achieve my dream and fight to the end even I had to die trying" Luffy said confidently and put the straw hat back on his head cover half of his face and only showing his grinned "To be the pirate king.." Coby sigh and gave up the idea on convincing this weird boy. He is so stubborn like a..

"PIRATE KING? YOU'RE A PIRATE?"

Coby shout and shocked, mostly shocked because he never meet a pirate this friendly before, scratch that he never knew pirate can be this friendly. "are you sure you're a pirate?"

"Nope" Coby sweat drop.

"W-what?"

"I'm a pirate in training see? I don't have a crew or even a flag yet"

"ah..." More sweat drop

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"I've also have a dream.."Coby said out of blue.

"Huh? To be a pirate king?"

"N-no.."

"Oh, then?"

"To be a marine soldier and catch all those bad guys"

"So why don't you?"

"Huh? Of course I can't ! no.. no.. no.. I can't ! Those guys will.." Coby stop.
"I've need to achieve my dream and fight to the end even I had to die trying"

He clench his fist and thought about himself.. what he gonna do after this? does he need to always run away, always thinking bad things happen, never fight for his own.. always trap here..

"Cooobbyyy ! ! !" A fat and ugly lady pop out of nowhere as she put her Iron mace down as she notice there someone else beside the cabin boy and point her Iron mace front of Luffy's face "Who're you?"

"Huh? Me? I'm Monkey D. Luffy , please to meet you !" He said with a goofy grinned "and.. who're you obasan?" A tick appear on Alvida face "O..ba..san..?" Luffy nodded more tick appear on her face.

As for Coby who is scared out of his wits "Luffy-san ! You need to take it back ! Alvida-sama is.." He stop again. He was just thinking he need to stop this he need to stop suck it all up on Alvida but here he go again doing all the same thing again. He make a decision that he will not regret it.. Hopefully. Alvida grinned. "I'm what? Coobbyy.."

He take a deep breath and think for second and open his mouth "YOU'RE THE UGLIEST AND FATTEST OBASAN ON THE SEA ! ! ONCE I GOT OF THIS SHIP I'LL BE THE GREATEST MARINE THERE IS AND CAPTURE YOU AND ALL THOSE BAD GUYS ! ! ! " He shout with all the will he have left while trembling with fear,scared,horror and anything related to it but he got this new feeling an addictive feeling..excitement.

Luffy blink and grinned. He put his two thumbs up and said "Good Job" Luffy feel all giddy giddy inside because he had been itching and waiting this very moment to try out his move.

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"GoMu GoMu No...Pistooo ! ! !"

x X x A few minutes later x X x

"Hahahaha ! That was fun ! Let's do it again ! ! "
Luffy exclaim happily and jumping all around in a small boat. Luffy have successfully run away before the marines come he wanted Coby to stay there and said to him that this is a good chance to make his dream come true but Coby reject the idea and said something like those marines might suspect him be one of the pirates and never to accept him and yada yada so on.

So he decide to tag along with luffy with his journey to find him people want to join his pirates crew.
Luffy just went along with it as along as he have a good company he doesn't have anything to go againts it.

"Coby who is zoro?"
Luffy ask out of the blue they both are now on their way to a small island with coby skill to navigate that is.

"why are you suddenly asking Luffy-san"
He turn his head towards Luffy.

"Nothing particular just wanted to know.." 'He exist or not'

"He's a pirate hunter, who wield three-swords"

"Hmmm~ Sounds cool maybe I could recruit him to be my nakama !"

"Oh.."

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"SAY WHAT ! ?" Coby shout.

"What?"

"No, I mean why you want him as your nakama ? He's a pirate hunter ! ! pirate hunter mean he doesn't like pirate that's why he hunt them ! He will slit your throat ! Slice you to pieces ! He could even rape you to death!"

"What?" They both shout in unison.

"You the one who said he would rape me why would you say what.." Luffy look him at him in confusion and irritation.

"I don't know my mouth move by it self !"

The pink hair boy turned red out of embarrassment. Coby have this girl habit, if he near with a girl he always felt timid and wanted to hide away he just doesn't know why does he feel it now with luffy maybe because Luffy aura or something. He quickly shake his head. 'Noooo, i'm not some weirdo who like boys'

Before he knew it Luffy's face are inch away from his.
Coby quickly turned beet red and scramble away from Luffy. He could've thought for a second Luffy looks like a girl. But pushed the thought to the back of his head once he saw Luffy picking his nose and looks like he doesn't even care anything in the world.

"Well it doesn't matter I'll find a way to make him my nakama.." Luffy said like his usual confident self and grinned.