A/N: For all who are concerned, let me ease yer mind. This story will not be slash. Feel better? You should.

Musicislife2727: It was yer birthday yesterday? Mlol well happy belated birthday xD Glad you liked the chapter!

Here we go, folks! Last chapter on the last day of 2011! And it's of Cas learning to ride a bike! Sorry if this chapter is a little short ^^;

Tomorrow will be a longer chapter ^^

Any errors are mine 'cuz I'm human. Oh yeah-I do not own Supernatural and any of its characters. If I did, Castiel would be alive. But I don't so oh well.

BEGIN!

"Why would a human want to ride a bike if they could just drive a car?" Castiel asked.

"For exercise," Dean replied. "Plus it's cheaper, but slower."

"How does one go about riding a bike?" Castiel asked, watching Sam pull out a blue Huffy bike.

"Well first you sit on it," Dean said.

Castiel stared at the bike. "It looks very uneven."

"You'll learn to balance," Dean said. "Just get on the friggin' bike Cas."

Castiel frowned but got on the bike, holding the handles with a death grip.

"Okay, now, how I learned to ride a bike," Dean started, "is that you have to push yourself with your legs, and when you get enough momentum lift your legs and put them on the pedals and then pedal yourself. Press the right handle when you want to break. Got it?"

Castiel stared at the bike. "What if I fall?"

"You won't," Dean huffed. "Now I'll give you a push, and then just do what I said. Okay?"

"Fine," Castiel grumbled. He didn't like this human custom at all.

Castiel lifted his legs slightly and Dean gave him a slight push. The bike was moving, but it was slow, so Castiel gave a push with his legs like Dean said and became frightened when the bike move faster. When the bike was fast enough, Castiel put his legs on the pedal and slowly began pedaling. He suddenly felt content that riding a bike wasn't that hard. He was almost at the end of the lot when he heard Dean yell: "Now turn around!"

"How do I do that?" Castiel yelled back in a panicked voice. He forgot about the brakes and as he approached the tree he considered jumping off.

Sam and Dean winced as Castiel smashed into the tree and ran over to him.

"Well who said angels only fall one way?" Dean said, giving a smirk.

Sam just rolled his eyes and helped Castiel up. "You're not hurt are you?"

"No," Castiel grumbled. He turned to stare at the bike and raised his hand.

"Cas?" Dean asked. "Um, what are you doing?"

"Smiting this," Castiel replied and the bike went up in a big flame.

"Cas!" Dean yelled. "You just destroyed our bike!"

"I thought you said it was a spare," Castiel said, looking at Dean.

"Yeah, it is, but still," Dean said, exasperated.

"Never teach me to ride a bike again," Castiel said, then turned toward the house.

"Next time let's teach him something that doesn't require work," Sam whispered to Dean.

"Yeah," Dean replied. "I don't want Cas smiting something important."

A/N: Who said Castiel's human experiences have to always end up happy? xD Mlol sorry for this chapter's shortness. My brain decided: "It's New Years Eve, I'm giving you no inspiration". So sorry for its lameness. Tomorrow's chapter will be longer and better, I promise! It involves the interwebz! :D Who's excited fer that? Enjoy yer New Year's Eve party!