Twilight Chatroom

By WriterHorse32 and livicullen01

Edward-Vamp02

Bella-MissingMyTruck35

Jacob-WishingForBells2

Emmett-StrongGuy504

Roselie- UndumbBlonde55

Jasper-JazzyPants032

Alice-Shopaholic778

Esme-VampyMom

Paramore-Flameheads

Hannah Montana-SouthernChick58 (RIN=Rest in nothingness!)

WriterHorse32-ForeverMurder32

LiviCullen01-RockerChick96

Corey Taylor-ROCKERDUDE

(With special appearances by WriterHorse32, Livicullen01, Paramore, Hannah Montana and Corey Taylor)

(RockerChick96 & Vamp02 & WolfMan532 have signed on)

RockerChick96: Umm…

Wolfman532: Where's Ally?

RockerChick96: How the heck should I know? I'm not a stalker!

Vamp02: May I cut in for a second?

WolfMan532: I guess so…

Vamp02: Ally is at a Justin Bieber concert and she got backstage passes after tackling a rabid fan girl with a gun

RockerChick96: Oh yeah, she told me about that, she offered to take me but I hate that guy so much…

WolfMan532: Alright then

Vamp02: Jasper just told me that you have a guilty feeling Livi, what's up?

RockerChick96: I have no idea what you're talking about! Lies I tell you! LIES!

Vamp02: Do I need to read your mind?

RockerChick96: NO! Fine, but I'm not saying anything till ally gets here!

(Shopaholic778 has signed on)

RockerChick96: Oh no…

Shopaholic778: I have some bad news…

Vamp02: Well spit it out Alice!

Shopaholic778: Justin Beaver is attempting to kiss ally AND there's a bounty hunter looking for Livi

WolfMan532: WHAT!

(WolfMan532 has signed off)

RockerChick96: What are they claiming that I did that I probably didn't do?

Shopaholic778: Something about a bass guitar and some guy named Shawn

(ROCKERDUDE has signed on)

Vamp02: I think you should run…

Shopaholic778: Oh, and that guy hired the bounty hunter.

ROCKERDUDE: Who can tell me why I'm here?

(ForeverMurder32 has signed on)

ForeverMurder32: Hey! Is Greg here?

Vamp02: No

ROCKERDUDE: Excuse me? I asked a question!

Shopaholic778: I believe you're here because livi stole a bass guitar

Vamp02: I believe that's what I'm thinking too

ForeverMurder32: Not again… Anyway, may I ask where Greg is?

RockerChick96: Aren't you at that Justin Beaver concert?

ForeverMurder32: Yeah, backstage! And I'm using Justin's laptop!

Vamp02: I don't understand what teenage girls see in that boy

ForeverMurder32: He's hot; he's a great singer and super sweet!

ROCKERDUDE: Mainstream music is just, ugh!

RockerChick96: Amen!

ForeverMurder32: You guys are just ugh!

RockerChick96: Oh no you didn't!

ForeverMurder32: Oh yes I did!

(WolfMan532 has signed on)

Vamp02: Somebody's in trouble!

ForeverMurder32: Who?

RockerChick96: YOU!

WolfMan532: Yes, you are in HUGE trouble!

ForeverMurder32: Uhh, what did I do?

WolfMan532: I think you kissed a Mr. Bieber

ForeverMurder32: Did not!

Shopaholic778: I saw it! Along with ROCKERDUDE hiring the bounty hunter to catch Livi!

ForeverMurder32: Then I'll make sure that doesn't happen then! Uh oh…

WolfMan532: What?

ForeverMurder32: Umm, Justin just came in! GREG! SAVE ME!

WolfMan532: I'll be there in a nano second

(WolfMan532 & ForeverMurder32 have signed off)

RockerChick96: Uhhh, I hope he doesn't kill anyone…

Vamp02: Same here that breaks the treaty thingy

ROCKERDUDE: Alright, both of you listen to me

RockerChick96: What if we don't want to!

ROCKERDUDE: I will cancel all of the rest of our tour dates and I will blame YOU!

RockerChick96: NO! Fine! Only because I might get tickets to a show…

Vamp02: I will help prove your point for what ever you are talking about!

ROCKERDUDE: Alright then. First of all, Livi, why must you steal our basses and guitars? And only from our band?

RockerChick96: Maybe if SOMEONE had better security guards I might not be ABLE to steal the stuff!

Vamp02: I know some people who might be able to help you out rock star dude

(Missingmytruck35 has signed on)

Vamp02: BELLA!

ROCKERDUDE: And I thought I was insane…

RockerChick96: No, ur still more insane. He hasn't stapled his forehead Lol

ROCKERDUDE: As some random people u will probably never meet say, I'll do anything to entertain!

MissingMyTruck35: Who the heck is this psychopath?

Vamp02: That is Corey Taylor, never heard of him but Livi seems to know a lot about that dude

RockerChick96: Yep! XD

MissingMyTruck35: Edward told me about what's happening with that new werewolf and Ally. Anything new?

ROCKERDUDE: May I speak for a moment?

RockerChick96: NO! DON'T LET HIM SPEAK!

MissingMyTruck35: Yes. Yes, you may.

ROCKERDUDE: As I said before, why do you steal the dang guitars Livi? And give me something else besides our crappy security dudes!

RockerChick96: No idea, I just have issues

Vamp02: LIAR!

RockerChick96: DOES THIS INVOLVE YOU!

MissingMyTruck35: HEY! No one speaks to my Eddiekins like that!

ROCKERDUDE: I'm glad that my name can't be made into that stupid sounding pet name!

RockerChick96: I can say whatever I want because I am awesome!

MissingMyTruck35: You wanna go?

RockerChick96: BRING IT ON SISTER! BRING. IT. ON.

Vamp02: Both of you calm down! I want no one to be killed here! Bella, we discussed after the Jacob incident that u would never attack anyone again, remember?

MissingMyTruck35: Oops.

ROCKERDUDE: Wow

RockerChick96: And it only took a whole series for them to have that Jacob incident!

(Note: My character does not represent my thoughts, feelings and/or actions. Come on people, it's a parody thingy!)

MissingMyTruck35: Sorry random people I don't probably and never will know!

RockerChick96: Ok… Anyway, I'll return the bass…

ROCKERDUDE: Why the … ?

RockerChick96: When you get to _ (insert your state and/or country name here!)

ROCKERDUDE: Give me a sec, Shawn has something to say

MissingMyTruck35: I will never understand today's youth

RockerChick96: Than how the heck do you understand your kids?

Vamp02: Our kid is in love with a werewolf do the math.

ROCKERDUDE: This is Shawn Economaki

RockerChick96: Dude, how do you know how to spell your last name?

ROCKERDUDE: It's my name; shouldn't I know how to spell it?

MissingMyTruck35: He's right, if you had a super long and weird sounding last name, you would probably know how to spell it

ROCKERDUDE: HEY!

RockerChick96: Bass players don't mess with em'! Me being one of those people!

ROCKERDUDE: Anyway, make sure u give me back my bass when we get to _! I NEED that thing!

Vamp02: You only want it because your girlfriend gave it to you!

ROCKERDUDE: How the heck did you know that!

Vamp02: Lucky guess.

ROCKERDUDE: Okay… Anyway, Corey will be back in a sec, later!

MissingMyTruck35: This just gets more and more interesting!

RockerChick96: Ya think!

Vamp02: I gotta go, Emmett and Jasper want me to car shopping with them and if I don't watch them, bad, bad things will happen.

RockerChick96: What do you mean by "bad things?"

Vamp02: Just bad things! Bye!

(Vamp02 has signed off)

RockerChick96: Ummm…

MissingMyTruck35: I'm outta here, both of you; please don't try to kill each other!

ROCKERDUDE: Aww man!

RockerChick96: Watch it Taylor!

ROCKERDUDE: Make me!

MissingMyTruck35: Wow…

(MissingMyTruck35 has signed off)

RockerChick96: Uhhhhh, What should we do now?

ROCKERDUDE: I have no idea…

(WishingForBells2 has logged on)

RockerChick96: Seriously! Did he really have to log on?

ROCKERDUDE: Who is that? And why does he seem like a stalker?

WishingForBells2: Anyone seen Bella?

RockerChick96: Corey, meet Jacob, the overly obsessive werewolf.

ROCKERDUDE: Seriously? Is that Greg dude anything like that?

RockerChick96: No. Now, GET OUT OF HERE MUTT!

WishingForBells2: Wait one sec, where's Greg and what's her name?

ROCKERDUDE: Shouldn't you know the name of your cousin's girlfriend?

RockerChick96: Her name is Ally and he went to save her from the evil clutches of that Bieber kid.

ROCKERDUDE: Evil clutches? Wow kid, I wouldn't of even said that!

RockerChick96: I will some what take that as a compliment, now, MUTT GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA HERE!

WishingForBells2: But I-

RockerChick96: Zip it and go! Or else…

(WishingForBells2 has logged off)

ROCKERDUDE: Wow, what were u going to do to that guy?

RockerChick96: Nothing, nothing at all.

ROCKERDUDE: Right, well, I gotta go, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

RockerChick96: I try, but most of the time, it doesn't work!

ROCKERDUDE: Wow…

(ROCKERDUDE has logged off)

RockerChick96: Now what? OH!

(RockerChick96 has logged off)