In the mushroom bastard room

Luffy face twitch 'The room look..whatever not my business' He shake the mushroom guy. "Oi ! wake up where is those fucking swords?" He ask in a bit rush tone. 'Well he is completely useless..Looks like I need to search for it..how troublesome..' Luffy thought grimly.

While he trashing the room searching for Zoro swords he felt like he would pass out any minute he hate it this feeling it felt like all those negative mood in every corner in this place are mocking him. He gritted he teeth and hold his stomach he thought that he was hungry or something but hunger doesn't make him feel like this.

Then there must be something wrong with him and heck he doesn't remember that Luffy had to go trough this aching feeling. "Grrr.. where are those swords !"

BAMM the room door slammed open revealing a few marine soldiers are about to shoot him. 'Oh~ great just great' He really is no mood in this kinda situation. "No need to scared mens ! He already injured look at his legs !"

Luffy tilt his head in confusion. 'Huh? My legs? what about my legs?' He look down and what he saw shocked him to death or maybe scar his eyes forever or will traumatize him for life or you get the idea.

'I'm period ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !'

His face turned dark, scary aura surrounding him and engulfing the whole room scaring those marine soldiers out of their wits, trembling with fear. Luffy crack his knuckle and ask them in a sickening sweet voice. "Do you guys know where I can find any pads?" He ask as he show them a scary grinned.

x X x Cutting Some Scenes x x x

Luffy wipes his forehead and grinned goofily as he walk out of the room happily without a second glance at those soldiers. 'Never mess with a person in a bad mood most likely in their period time' Is what every marine soldiers was thinking right now.

ah poor~ poor~ soldiers but heck who are they supposed to know a boy could have a period. But Luffy lied to them smoothly. ' Puberty' enough said.

x X x

"Yo ! Zooorrrooo ! I've your swords " Luffy shout at them while a goofy grinned attached at his face waving the swords in his hand "The kid.." Zoro lowered his head, shadowed his face only showing his grinned.

"Shoott him !"

BANG BANG

x X x

"LUFFY-SAN !" Coby face turned horrid as he saw blood splattered across his face, zoro head snapped up as he saw the straw hat boy got shot. Luffy face turned into shock one he didn't know bullet can get trough him. He turned his head to look at the marine soldiers and.. the marine lieutenant.

Luffy gritted his teeth "What kinda bullets is that ! !" Luffy shout at the marine lieutenant as he smirk in victory. "Is the new bullet invented by Dr. Vegapunk , I haven't used it yet here because there no one is interesting enough to waste it, and.. Oh ! the thing is the bullet is specialize for capturing rodent.. like you" He is about to signal the marine soldier to shot at Him again but got interrupt.

"Brat throw the swords to me NOW!" Zoro shout at Luffy who is now coughing blood. 'Fuck this ! Why is it the plot line is fucking different here' Luffy face is shadowed by his straw hat he had enough already seeing blood in one day and if he already this weak how can he go further his not the real Luffy no.. he is not.. he isn't the one who trained for many years to go adventuring on the vast sea.. he is just plain old teacher who apparently have bad luck on his side.. he is not the one who have high ambition to challenge the sea.. he would just slacking his butt of on his comfy couch and watch anime.. he is just NOT Luffy.. he is Sei.

How long he haven't feel pain 'Now I remember how pain felt like.. It felt like damn !' While Luffy(Sei) still stunned because in his life he had never been shot before and it shock him to no end his legs and hands are trembling with fear of death. 'If I got shot again.. I'll be dead for sure..'

BANG BANG

Luffy turned his head as his eyes got wide as a dinner plate what he saw is Zoro and Coby standing protecting him. "Brat get up.. If you wanna be my captain you need to be stronger than this.." Luffy stare at him with a blank expression and watched blood dripping from both of their body unconsciously Luffy's clench his hand into a fist.

Well he maybe the one who didn't trained for many years..

But here he is now..

He maybe just plain old teacher..

But his luck wanted him to do more..

He maybe not Luffy.. But hopefully he can be himself other than copying other identity..

He maybe not the one who have high ambition.. But he need to do whatever it takes to achieve what he wanted..

His face is shadowed again but with a grinned he usually wore. Blood dripping every corner on his body. The marine soldiers are trembling not with fear but scared at hurting them. "Huh ! Lowly creatures like you wanted to opposed the great Lieutenant Morgan the strongest man in the whole world thinking that you would win well think again ! SHOT THEM ! " He shout but with a flash of an eye the soldiers all are down and a punch a flying towards him.

"Listen well and remember this ! I am Monkey D. Luffy soon to be the pirate king have help Roronoa Zoro escaped to be my first mate and he'll be the best swordsman in the whole world ! !" Luffy shout full of confidence and point his finger at the Lieutenant Morgan who apparently have passed out.

While the watchers could only sweat drop at him. Zoro had a shocked expression at first but grinned at the end. The brat really is a mystery because he didn't even tell him what his goal is. "Listen here captain.. I swear with my life if you ever interrupt my fight I will not hesitate to slit your throat you still need to remember I used to be.. pirate hunter.." Zoro said while his half of his face is shadowed and unusual wind blowing at them giving them an eerie feeling but Luffy didn't even flinch at the statement because he just grinned like a idiotic fool and said "Hai.."

Luffy lowered his straw hat a bit and smile "No need to worry there because a man always keep his words and.." His head snapped up "A pirate king need to be friends with the best.. right?" Zoro is a bit taken aback but can't help to smile at those words "Well said captain.." with that Luffy pass out because his already at his limits.

x X x At the Clinic/Hospital x X x

"It's a sharp bullet like needle but it made from an unusual substance.."

"Is it.."

"Huh?"

"Is it.. Sea stone?"

"Hmmm, Oh yes.. it is.. how'd you know?"

"Lucky guess.."

"Well anyhow you three need a rest for now and eat those pills" With that the beautiful blond doctor that eerily resembles like Aya went out of the room leaving the three(two) boys to rest. While Coby is talking with the villager and the marine soldier, Zoro is eating and Luffy is spacing.

x X x

"You're.. a girl" The doctor said bluntly

"Yeah.." Luffy answered sheepishly

"Monkey D. Luffy the princess of the Fusha Island"

"Er.."

"Who'd wanted by the whole world because they report her got kidnapped but apparently she just run away to be a pirate.."

"Erm.. er.. Well the pirate part.. is a.. secret hehe.."

Slammed

"What 'hehe' huh ! ! ! ? Don't you know you just make a huge chaos ! If the news is out you'd possibly be dragged back !"

"Wha ! ? please don't tell them ! please ! please ! I don't want to be trapped anymore ! ! my whole life has been decide ! that's so unfair I can't even choose anything in my life !" 'and I'll possibly have to marry one of those pedo admirals ! I'm still a man inside damn it ! and.. and how the hell am I going to get back to my own world if I'm trap inside the damn castle !'

The doctor pinched the bridge of her nose and sigh in defeat.

"Okay, Okay I understand.. but if anything happened to you and hell brake loose don't blame me.."

x X x Skip Scene x X x

Apparently the marine soldiers wanted Luffy and Zoro get outta here before anything go wrong but the doctor wont let them because she doesn't want to risk anything on the line especially her life. But Luffy said she doesn't have to worry a thing he heal fast and so they on their way to the next Island.

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Oops almost forget about Coby the marine soldiers accept him because of his brave acts but only as an errand boy kinda well we'll tell you his part of the story in another chap.

x X x Somewhere On the Sea x X x

"So brat where are we heading.."

"Hey.. I'm you're captain now.."

Zoro sigh why is he here again oh yea apparently the scrawny brat save his ass.

"Okay kid where are we headed?"

"Well that's a improvement.. and about that.. I think.. wherever the wind wanted us to go.. I guess" He laugh it of while Zoro look at him with a ridiculous look.

"You doesn't know how.. to.. navigate?"

"Nope.."

"What?"