Gorillaz Forever
Corruption
Chapter 2: Murdoc
Murdoc opened the door to his bedroom. Or as some people called it, "the black hole". As he walked inside, a woman said, "Please, don't do what you did to me last night!" Murdoc grinned. "Hey, I was only finishing the poem about my party. Want to hear it?" He asked. "No."? The woman said. "Well, too freaking bad!" Murdoc retorted. "Ahem-hem. 'On our Plastic Beach, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Pink panties were thrown in the mantle without care, 'cause, hell, Murdoc Niccals just had a party in there! As he left the hose at dawn the next day, he said 'Hey! I'll come screw you again someday!' How is it?" Murdoc asked with a smirk. "Hmm… Let's see… PERVERTED!" She screamed. "Yes!" Murdoc said in excitement.
2D knocked on the door. "Wot the hell do you want?" Murdoc demanded. "I wos wonderin' if you were-" The woman interrupted. "HELP ME!" 2D peeked inside a bit. "Oh, shut up, you little faceache. Oh no, here's a better one: BRAINACHE!" The woman groaned. "Oh, just let me out of these chains, you jack wagon. She said. "Oh wait, let me make this easier. Let. Me. Out. Of. These. Chains. Or. I. Will. Kick. Your. Ass." Murdoc rolled his mismatched eyes. "Wow, so scared." He said, yawning. The girl's inappropriate mumble was drowned out by a chicken's bock-bock! "So again, wot the hell do you wont?" Murdoc asked. "Noodle was wonderin' if you were 'ungry?" 2D asked. A small, gapoothed grin spread across his face. "What're you smilin' about?" Murdoc demanded. "Nothin'…" 2D chuckled as he turned away. "Oh and tell Noodle I'll be down in a few. I've got some business to take care of." He grinned at the girl chained to the wall. "Oh no! Please! Not again!" Murdoc chuckled and 2D thought it sounded a bit like "Clint Eastwood". "Ya, I'll be down in 'bout twenty. This'll take a while."
After twenty or so minutes had passed, Murdoc appeared downstairs. He obviously wasn't trying to hide anything, as the girl in his room was shouting, "He raped me! He raped me!" Russel sighed. "What did you do to her?" Murdoc chuckled and said, "Oh, just having a bit of fun." A grin spread over his face. "Are you drunk again Murdoc?" Russel asked in amazement. "That's the fourteenth time this week!" Noodle groaned. "Yeah. Twice a day. It's been fun." Murdoc slurred. "'D, what do I do to keep him from hurtin' people? Or raping them for that matter?" Russel asked. "Prob'ly gonna haff t' tranq 'im again." 2D said apologetically. "We're outta darts, though." Russel pointed out. "We used 'em all." 2d thought for a moment. "We'll jus' haff to hit 'im wiff sumfink then. Knock 'im out cold." He said. "Yeah, Man but… I don't wanna him with a fryin' pan again. 'Cos one, he wasn't too peachy keen after, and two, I don't like it." 2D thought again. "Ask Noodle. She's usually go' some good ideas." Russel nodded. "Can I have a beer?" Murdoc asked. "Uh… hell to the no!" Noodle said after a five minute silence. "Just give him some sleeping pills. He'll be out like a light in less than a minute."
"Good idea." 2D said, yawning. "What? Did talkin' 'bout sleep make you sleepy?" Russel asked. "No, he is always like that." Noodle said. 2D caught her gaze and quickly looked away, his pale cheeks turning red. Russel raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. He grabbed the pills from the bathroom. Murdoc ran at the sight of the bottle. "The hell, man?" Russel said. "You think I wont those pills?" He asked, pointing a green finger at the bottle. "Well too bad, so freaking sad." Russel said. He pinned Murdoc to the wall and forced a pill down his throat. "Less than a minute and we don't have to worry about him for a while." Noodle said. "I know." Russel sighed. "I know." After a few seconds, Murdoc's head fell forward, but he tried to keep it up. Then, in no more than thirty seconds, he was out.