Gumi is an black-and-white movie style detective, and Momo drops the bread! :O

It was a cold, overcast day. The kind of day that made you lazy and slow, that drives most people inside. But not me. I had a case to solve: the Case of the Mystery Lover. My first suspect was a short woman, red-pink hair in corkscrews on either side of her head. She was a misleading one, she looked 15 when she was really 31. I knocked on the door to her mansion. She opened the door, and before she could say anything, I cut her off. "Detective Megpoid, I'm with the Federal Bureau of Romantic Investigations, a 'detective of love', if you will."

"Gumi, is that you? What's with the getup? And why are you narrating everything?" Teto giggled.

"I'm just trying to set the mood." Gumi said, peeling off her trench coat and putting her hat on the rack by the door. "Do you mind if I ask you some questions?"

"About what?"

"Well, like I said, I'm a detective of love. I'm trying to figure out who it is Neru likes!" Gumi said with a wink.

"Ohh, cool! What do you know so far?" Teto asked.

"Well, this morning she was texting someone constantly, and her reactions led me to believe it was someone she was smitten with." Gumi said, trying to sound official. "But when I looked around the house, I found it was no one who is an official Vocaloid. So I came to you to see if you know anything. If it's an UTAUloid, I thought you would be the person to go to."

"Well, sure! What do you need to know?"

"Great!" Gumi exclaimed, pulling out a little reporter's notebook from her pocket. "Let's get started. Have you ever noticed any of your…" Gumi searched for the right words – "…roommates texting anyone 24/7?"

"Nnnno… Not really. Defoko texts some, but not as much as Neru does." Teto shrugged. Gumi scribbled something in her notebook.

"Do any of them ever disappear without reason, or act strange?"

"No one disappears really. As for acting strange… do you mean stranger than normal?" Teto laughed.

"Ma'am, please, this is serious." Gumi said, holding a stern gaze for a moment, then cracking up, and Teto joined in. After a few minutes they finally wore themselves out, and Teto said, "To answer your question, no, the chaos has remained the same recently." As if on cue, a loud crashing sound came from the back of the house.

"What was that?" Teto shouted behind her.

"I dropped the plates!" Gumi recognized Momo's voice from the Nyan Cat video.

"Be right there!" Teto yelled, then turned to Gumi. "I have to go. Good luck with your investigation!"

"Oh wait! Before you go, I'm supposed to tell you that Miki says hi!" Gumi shouted.

"Tell her I say hi too, and congratulations!" Teto yelled from the back room.

"How do you know, too!" Gumi asked incredulously.

"Miku told me!" Teto said, before asking Momo, "Did any of the bread get dirty?"

Gumi laughed to herself, and then turned to leave, grabbing her coat and hat as she went out the door. So it's not an UTAUloid… Gumi thought, as she crossed the possibility off of her list. Next are the genderbends… oy vey.

So I actually don't know a lot about UTAUs, I just threw in the names of the three that I knew of and tried to seem as legit as possible. /fail