One day, Hollyleaf was looking at her laptop, when she saw something. It was titled:
Top 10 Twoleg Restaurants of the Year
She clicked on it and a bunch of Restaurants popped up on the screen. And one of them was Burger King. Although next to it said: Closed due Cat Infestation and Permanent damage to freezer lock. The one below it said:
"McDonald's? What the heck is that?" a great booming voice echoedacross the camp,
"McDonald's is a place like Burger King, except they sell chicken nuggets, which you wouldn't know what that is." Hollyleaf was confused, then realized that she should thank the voice for this info. She thanked the voice, and then headed up to Firestar's den. He had a pipe in one paw, sitting in a very expensive recliner cat-sized, and flipping through a book called History of Leadership Rights for Cats in one hand. He looked up and she saw that he had reading glasses. He noticed her, and quickly put everything away.
"What? I have time to read to! A leader needs his leisure time too! Anyway what do you need?" Hollyleaf told him about McDonalds, and he got up on the Highrock and announced it. Firestar mewed,
"The cats that will be coming along will be the cats that went with us on the Burger King Adventure as well as Cloudtail and Brightheart." The chosen cats grouped out, and following Hollyleaf, who had a GPS, walked toward McDonald's this time. Due to Berrynose's incident last time, the cats had to walk to get there. At the dinner hour, they got there. They sneaked in through the vent in the basement, and they split up into groups to get the fresh food that the twolegs cook without seeing them. The teams were:
Raiders: Graystripe, Brambleclaw, Sandstorm, Dustpelt, Goldenflower, Mousefur, Whitestorm, Yellowfang, Cinderpelt, Fernpaw and Ashpaw
Watchers: Firestar, Strompaw, Featherpaw, Mistyfoot, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Sorreltail, Brightheart and Cloudtail.
Gatherers: Icecloud, Foxleap, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Longtail, Hazeltail, Berrynose, Mousewhisker and Brackenfur
As they were about to head out to steal food, Firestar yelled Twoleg and that Thunderclan should hide. They all did, except poor, poor Dustpelt. The twoleg saw him, and ran over and picked him up. She started cooing at him, and stroking him. And Dustpelt just kept spitting and yowling,
"Let me go! Let me go!" the twoleg finally put him down and he ran and hid. The twoleg had walked up the stairs, back to the cooking room. Dustpelt immediately sat down and started washing himself, trying to get rid of the twoleg stench on him. Firestar dismissed him of raiding, but still letting him to eat some of the food. Berrynose , of course protested, which thus yet again making not able to eat and having to sort through trash. Now this is what teams are now:
Raiders: Graystripe, Brambleclaw, Sandstorm, Cloudtail, Goldenflower, Mousefur, Whitestorm, Yellowfang, Cinderpelt, Fernpaw and Ashpaw
Watchers: Firestar, Strompaw, Featherpaw, Mistyfoot, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Sorreltail and Brightheart
Gatherers: Icecloud, Foxleap, Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Longtail, Hazeltail, Berrynose, Mousewhisker and Brackenfur
The teams set out and gathered a lot of food. Altogether they had collected 10,000 chicken nuggets, 1,000 hamburgers, 5,000 French fries and 10,000 slices of pie. They had pieces of moss to put their food on, which the author thought was pretty disgusting, but was better than letting them eat off the floor. They ate EVERYTHING including all of the pie. Then 30 minutes later, guess what happened. When all the clan cats were awake, they woken up by a screech. It was Cloudtail, having a sugar rush. He was running around the basement, screeching,
"COOKIES COME TO EAT MEH! THEN EAT CHU! DEN EVERYBODY ELSE!" over and over again for the next 2 hours, which in Twoleg time, was 5:00 in the morning. He then screeched one more time, then collapsed on the ground, fast asleep. We got to sleep for 2 hours before a twoleg opened the door, and saw Firestar waking up. Firestar saw the twoleg, then screeched,
"THUNDERCLAN! TWOLEG ALERT! RUN AWAY NOW! TO OUR CAMP!" the cats woke up, all except Cloudtail, who was still knocked out from the sugar rush earlier that night. All of the cats ran back to camp, all except Brightheart, who had stopped to put Cloudtail on her back, then ran back to camp.
When we got back from McDonald's, everyone went back to sleep. They left Cloudtail in the middle of the clearing. Firestar waited till all of the cats fell asleep before he went into his own den and curled up to sleep.
The next morning, the clan cats woke up refreshed for the day ahead of them. Hollyleaf was summoned into Firestar's den. They sat in silence for a few minutes. Then Hollyleaf opened her mouth to say something, but Firestar put his tail over her mouth. He meowed,
"I know what you're thinking." They sat in the den with silence for a few minutes, then said together,
"Let's NOT do THAT AGAIN. FOR REAL THIS TIME."
Me: CLOUDATIL! WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS WITH YOU! ME AND BRIGHTHEART BOTH! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU! NO MORE THANT 1 SLICE A PIE A DAY!
Cloudtail: Sorry, but YOU wrote the story, YOU were the one to make 10,000 slices of pie, and YOU were the one that made me eat all of the flippin' pie!
Brightheart: Sorry to say this, but he has a point Starlit Lili.
Me: I guess your right Brightheart.
Cloudtail: Thanks Stari!
Me: DON'T CALL ME STARI! *grabs a Sledgesaw*
Cloudtail: Meep!
Brightheart: Starlit Lili, can I say the thing at the end?
Me: *in the distance, still chasing Cloudtail with the Sledgesaw* KNOCK YOURSELF OUT! COME HERE, CLOUDTAIL, CLOUDTAIL, CLOUDTAIL, CLOUDTAIL! I WON'T BITE!
Cloudtail: *in the distance, hiding from me* MMMMEEEEEEEEPPPP!
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