High school for the broken and stupid

by xLIVExEVILxSTEALxCOOKIESx

Gaara Subaku Has yet again been kicked out of school for fighting and winning XD and is now faced with over energetic blondes,popular emos and just plain stupid people.Oh joy, and did I mention the blonde bomber? FemDei school fic. T for swearing and stuff

3. Chapter 3

High school for the broken and stupid

Chapter 2

Gonna live my life to destroy your world

Gaara sat silently on a thick branch of a sakura tree (the school has a lot of sakura trees). Thinking. And he came to a conclusion,

I think too much

Hopping down from the tree, he stretched and started off to class, after all he was 20 minutes late. Again.

"Deidara, what are you doing?" Ms. Yamabuki mentally banged her head against an imaginary wall in frustration.

"It's was and it's called sleeping Miss" Deidara yawned with her head still firmly buried in her folded arms, not even bothering to look up at her teacher. Snap

And Deidara had done it, ruined the teachers already crappy day. Yes Miss Yamabuki and been played with once too much, and Deidara broke her.

There were traumatised students from other classes as Miss Yamubuki released all her stress in a yelling/ swearing fit in Deidaras' fully alert and highly amused face.

Gaara, who had reached the classroom near the end of the teacher, opened the door of the classroom, looked in, and walked back out again.

~ 5 minutes later~

" *Pant* Sorry *Pant* I didn't mean to yell at you,*Pant* that was a mistake" And with that Miss Yamabuki walked awy from Deidara and collapsed into her chair with a sigh as whisperers of

"She's finally lost it" and

"Do you think she'll get fired?"

"Not if she quits first"

Erupted throughout the classroom. Deidara smirked and said, effectively silencing the classroom "It's okay Miss, life is filled with mistakes" She said in a patronizing tone.

"If life is filled with mistakes, is death filled with tipex?" Gaara smirked as he leaned against the door of the classroom holding a can of recently bought coke.

The half of the class that got the joke started laughing while Deidara and Gaara shared a look. They were definitely going to get along. Which was weird for both of them.

Meanwhile, Miss Yamabuki, seeing the look, banged her head on the desk (for real this time XD)

There's two of them

Authors' note

Hey peoples! =^^=

All credit for the "If life is filled with mistakes, is death filled with tipex?" joke goes to my big sis so if you don't like it's her fault!

The title is a quote from the song astro zombies.

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And thanks for all the reviews (even if there's only 3 )