Oh. Em. Gee. PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS FANFIC. O.O and I got reviews! In response to pinkalicious101, I'm not planning on pairing Miku with anyone, there aren't any Miku ships I like so much... :/

Oliver stomped up to his room. Stupid girls… gossiping… it can't be true… can it?

"Hey!" Luka shouted at him. "Keep it down, Meiko is extremely drunk!"

"Keep it down yourself!" he yelled back, slamming his door so hard it made the display of nautical knots (lol) clatter to the floor. Oliver pulled his sailor's hat off and tossed it nowhere in particular, and then flopped down on the bed.

"Stupid Meiko. Stupid Miki, stupid Gumi, stupid Miku, stupid Luka! Stupid…" He left off, willing himself not to say the name. Stupid Lily.

Oliver got up and snapped his iPod into the anchor-shaped speaker on his bedside table. Shuffle must've hated him, because it began playing Iroha's 'HEART'. He sighed.

"It would make sense… Lily's fun and exciting and hilarious, she's really pretty and…" he carefully touched the bandages on the left side of his face, "she has two eyes." James, Oliver's loyal pet bird, flitted over to his shoulder.

"What do you think about it, James?" But as usual, James said nothing, only stared. Oliver sighed. "I just don't know what to do." And then he had an idea. He knew exactly who to talk to.

"Len! I need your help!" Oliver yelled, thundering down the stairs.

"You don't need to yell, Ollie, I'm right here." Len was still waiting for Rin in the dining room. "What is it?"

"I have… um… girl troubles…" Oliver whispered. Len smiled knowingly.

"Have a seat, young shota."

"Oi! I am not a shota!" Oliver objected.

"Sure, whatever you say…" Len muttered under his breath. "So, who's the lucky lady?"

"It's…" Oliver took a deep breath. "It's Iroha."

"Okay, well this is what I told Piko and it's what I'll tell you." Len grabbed Oliver's shoulders and shook him fiercely with each word.
"She needs to know how you feel. Pour out your heart to her like syrup
on pancakes. Girls like the the mushy stuff. Tell her that her eyes
shine like the moon, or that her smile is the only light in your dark
world."
Oliver shrugged. "That seems like overkill."
Len facepalmed. "Let me show you how it's done." He took Oliver's hand and got down on one knee. Oliver looked around nervously, hoping that no one was nearby to see Len declaring his love.
"The sailor loves the sea. It is his joy; it is his torment." Len spoke loudly. It was then that Oliver noticed two sets of feet coming down the stairs, followed by a peach-colored ponytail and a pair of floating speakers.
"The sea may some day claim his life, but he cannot and he will not fail to venture into her waters." Oliver heard two female voices, one very familiar, and tried to pull away from Len's iron grip, but to no avail.
"He is drawn to her with a force greater than the will of any man. I
am your sailor; you are my sea."

There was a loud thunk as Rin's purse hit the floor, as she and Iroha stared, mouths agape.

Len stood up quickly, releasing Oliver's hand. "Rin, I can explain – " he began, but Rin cut him off by whacking him repeatedly with her bag.

"Len, you two timing sleazeball! I hate you! I hope you rot!" she shrieked.

"Oliver nya, how could you?" Iroha asked through tears, although she had no actual reason to feel betrayed.

"How could I? How could you!" Oliver shouted back at her over Len's wails. "You like Lily! What do you care who I like, or who likes me?"

"I don't like Lily, I like you, baka-nyan!" Iroha screamed, and then covered her mouth, blushing madly.

"You… you like me?" Oliver asked, blushing as much as she was. She nodded, hiding her face with her hands. Oliver stood there a moment, trying to take in the turn of events, and then started dancing and laughing.

"She likes me, she likes me! La la la la la!" Oliver sang as he took Iroha's hands and spun her around.

Iroha was confused. "So… you like me too nya?" she asked.

"Of course!" Oliver grinned.

Iroha's face lit up suddenly. She squealed, and then tackled Oliver to the ground.

"'!" Iroha shrieked with glee, hugging Oliver so tightly he started to turn blue.

"Iroha… I need… air!" he gasped, and she got off of him.

"Oops. Sorry nya!" she laughed.

"Oliver. Oliver! Tell her the thing about the sailor!" Len whispered, while Rin tugged on his tie harder, trying to choke him.

"I, um… you are the sea?" Oliver said nervously.

"What does that mean nya?"

"N-nothing. Come on, let's go get some ice cream!" Oliver pulled Iroha out the door.

"Can we go to the place that has the chocolate-covered strawberries?" Iroha asked. Just before the door closed, they heard a loud slap.

"Baka Len!"

Hm. So this chapter came out nicely I think! I wanted to hold out on saying 'baka' because I didn't want to sound like a weeaboo but it was perfect for Iroha at the time so I just went with it. :)

And yay more fluff! :D But this time it's OliverxIroha because it's adorkable and stuff. X3 please tell me I'm not the only one who likes this pair?

Also I really recommend 'HEART' by Iroha (idk who the producer is...) but there's no english subs unfortunately.