High school for the broken and stupid
Chapter 6
Of Bombs and Blondes
When the school bell let out its' tinny chime to let the students of Konoha High (just realised I never mentioned the name of the school yet X) sorry) know that they could go to lunch a certain blondie wasted no time in climbing up the highest tree and roaring out his challenge
"SASUKE UCHIA, I ISSUE A CHALLENGE. FIGHT ME OR LIVE IN SHAME BELIEVE IT"
"He says that, but I'd be more ashamed if I were to fight him" Gaara said in a monotone.
"Yea, un" Deidara grinned in agreement. Sasuke then stepped up to face Naruto.
"I'll, accept your challenge, Loser" Sasuke smirked.
"If I didn't know that Naruto is an idiot then I'd think that Sasuke had fell in to a trap"
"Yea, un. I think they're both idiots, hmm"
"Agreed" Gaara sighed. He planned on leaving if they were going to fight. From the week that Gaara had been in school he knew that Naruto spent his every day being beaten up by that Sakura chick. And Sasuke didn't seem very interesting. He was secluded and hated the attention he got. Gaara hated people that reminded him of himself. He didn't know what his problem was but at least he was liked.
"Let's go this is just sad" Gaara said to Deidaa who nodded. He didn't realise when they had become friends, but it had happened and Gaara was glad.
"YOU KNOW WE CAN HERE YOU!" Sasuke and Naruto yelled in unison then glared at each other. The retreating pair looked back at them with disinterest. They then said in unison.
"So?"
"SO NOW WE'RE GONNA TEAM UP AND FIGHT YOU,BELIEVE IT"
"we are?"
Deidara and Gaara sweatdropped.
"I prefer to avoid fights if possible" Gaara confessed
"Let's fight" Deidara grinned like a maniac.
"Che, I'm not gonna fight a girl" Sasuke announced, wooing Ino and Sakura among other girls in process.
What the hell, un? The guy's a sexist and they still love him
Deidara then ran quickly up to where Sasuke stood and delivered a right hook. Promptly knocking him to the ground. Much to the girls' dismay.
"Gaara if you don't want to fight I'll take them both on"
"Che, I won't let you fight alone" Gaara said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Because I'm a girl?" Deidara glared.
"No, because you're my friend" Gaara looked a bit nervous –only Deidara detected it- when he said that. He realised that Deidara had never actually said he was her friend.
Deidara smiled at him "Good, let's shut them up"
Sasuke had gotten up somewhere in the middle of the exchange.
because lying down too long is not cool. You don't see anyone chasing after Shikimaru…
And that is when Deidara delivered the second punch to the raven.
"Jeez, if you're gonna pick a fight, then pick one you can win" Gaara said, looking down at Naruto, whos' face was at Gaaras' feet.
"And pay attention in a fight" Deidara spoke calmly to Sasuke, though she was annoyed that he had taken it easy on her.
"WE'RE NOT DONE YET, BELIEVE IT!" Naruto shot up like a rocket, attempting to punch Gaara who leaned back promptly and flipped backwards. He didn't want his sand secret to be revealed, so he dodged all attacks aimed at him by Naruto. At the risk of looking ridiculous showing off how lithe he was. He avoided punching Naruto as much as possible, but he couldn't keep dodging forever. Naruto was a surprisingly good fighter. Even if Gaara was going easy on him.
"STOP GOING EASY ON ME DAMMMIT!" Naruto screamed. And in that second Gaara gained some respect for Naruto. Naruto was losing and he still insisted on Gaara trying harder.
With Deidara and Sasuke
Deidara wasn't sure when she got paired to fight with Sasuke –maybe when she punched him?- but she wasn't complaining. Deidara despite Sasukes' stereotypical view of women was actually a very good fighter. The problem was so was Sasuke. Go figure.
Deidara went to kick Sasuke in the ribcage when he grabbed her leg and spun her like he was in the hammer throw and let her go. She cracked the base of the tree she was thrown against and stood up shakily with blood dripping from her mouth. She then collapsed back to her knees. Her bangs that draped like curtains down the front of her left azure eye hid her downturned face. Sasuke smirked. And turned and started walking away. And then Deidara looked up with a crazy Cheshire cat smile gracing her features.
"Now aren't we cocky, the fight's not over yet.
Sasuke barely had time to turn around when three clay birds landed at his feet.
"HAHAHAHA, this is your best attack-"
"Katsu" And the birds exploded. Blasting Sasuke off in a way that reminded most of the student of team rocket from Pokémon.
"You did that!" Sakura yelled out in disbelieve
"Word" Deidara responded with a peace sign and silently watched Gaara and Narutos' fight.
Gaara decided to stop going easy on Naruto. He ran up to where Naruto was standing, ready for an attack. An attack just not this one.
Gaara reached Naruto at a speed that would put Edward Cullen to shame and delivered a series blows to Narutos face before kicking him against a tree. The tree fell at the impact. But Naruto didn't.
"About time you started fighting seriously" Naruto grinned a toothy grin.
"Now it's your turn, entertain me" Gaara countered, with a crazy look in his eyes. Fighting was fun.
No he berated himself. This is wrong ughh why am I such a monster that I'm enjoying this?
"Don't daydream" Naruto punched Gaara in the jaw. Or at least he would have if the sand had not got in the way.
Naruto voiced everyones' thoughts "WHAT THE HELL?"
"Are you going to stand there or are you gonna attack?"
"Aaaaghhhhh" Naruto charged at Gaara who no longer bothered to dodge. They had seen the sand, no point now.
Got tired after two minutes of Naruto trying -and failing- to land a blow on Gaara.
"Are you invincible?" Naruto gasped.
"Hmmm, maybe" Gaara was looking more insane and sent the sand to pick Naruto up by the ankles.
"GAARA STOP" Gaara snapped out of it and made his sand drop Naruto. His eyes were wide, like he didn't even realise what he had been doing. Then his cold exterior returned and he turned to look at the person who stopped him.
"Oh it's you"
Authors note
Ooh cliff hanger. Thought it was time I made something crazy happen.
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