Okay. I just want to say that I had SO MUCH fun with this chapter. XD
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Subject: Operation: Kill Neru's Phone!
Message:
hello everyone! this is gumi and miki with a great idea that we need your help with! as some of you may already know, we are on a mission to find out who neru's secret lover is! our next step of the plan is to sneak into her room while her phone is charging and see who she's been texting. here's where you all come in - we want you to help us kill her phone battery by texting and calling her constantly. we don't care much what you say as long as you say it! and most importantly, have fun with it ;)
Later...
Neru was laying on her bed texting. She had some random music playing but she wasn't really paying attention to it. Then her phone blinked.
Text from: Teto
hey neru just dropping in to say hiiii~
Reply to: Teto
hi. now bug off
Text from: Teto
wow someone's in a bad mood -_-
Reply to: Teto
what do you want drill-head?
Text from: Teto
THEY ARE NOT DRILLS
who are you texting? :3
Reply to: Teto
i'm texting you stupid.
Text from: Teto
i mean besides me duh X3
Reply to: Teto
none of your beeswax
After that Neru ignored all of Teto's texts. But then her phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hi Neru, it's SeeU!"
"What do you want?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to hang out!"
"No." Neru hung up. But then her phone rang again.
"Hello!"
"Neru? Hey it's Len. Have you seen my watch anywhere?"
"Find it yourself, I'm busy."
"But I just - "
"Leave me alone you idiot!" Neru yelled. Her phone began to buzz and ring constantly.
Text from: Akikoroid
neru i'm sooooo boooooored talk to me
Text from: Rin
could i borrow $50
"Hey it's Piko. When is Haku's birthday?"
Text from: Kaiko
*~*send this to someone you really appreciate*~*
"NERU IT'S TEI. KEEP AWAY FROM LEN DO YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE A CHAINSAW YOU KNOW"
"Neru it's Iroha nya. How do you keep your ponytail so perfect?"
Text from: Big Al
Neru we almost never talk so hi
"Hola chica! Como estas?"
Text from: Momo
Text from: Sweet Ann
For a limited time I'm giving out free autographs - take advantage of this opportunity before it's gone!
"Hey Neru, Sonika here! Just wondering if I could borrow your copy of Sakura Taisen book 3?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Make it stop make it stop make it stop!" Neru screamed, as her phone began to ring once again, this time with a text from CUL.
neru you wouldnt mind giving me ur lemon pie recipe would u?
Neru's hair was flying out of its neat ponytail at random angles. Her eyes were bloodshot and wide and she jumped at the tiniest sounds. "Why is everyone bugging me!" Her phone buzzed again and she was about to hurl it at the wall when she recognized the special ringtone.
"Su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-suki daisuki!" Rin's voice sang as the screen blinked. Neru instantly picked up.
"Hey, what's up?" her voice had completely changed, from a maniacal shout to a sweet, girlish tone.
"Here's the deal. Some of the Vocaloids are trying to uncover our secret." A low, raspy voice said on the other end. "They're trying to wear down your phone battery so that they can sneak in while you're charging it and find out about us. Here's what you do: clear your history, don't text or call me at all after this, and then wait for your battery die. Then set it up to charge and leave your room."
"Mhmm!" she nodded, acting much more obedient than normal. "How did you find out?"
"They emailed it to me without realizing it was me. Idiots," the voice laughed, and Neru laughed too.
"Okay, got it. So, can we… hang out later?" she asked playfully.
"Definitely. But let's wait for this to blow over first, k?"
"Well duh. See you later!" and she hung up. For a moment she sat there, eyes glazed over, clutching her phone to her chest. Then she went to go delete her history. You can't get me!
So I know everyone probably skipped past all those screen names at the top (which were supposed to be email addresses but then FFN deleted them ; - ;) but whoever can guess at least half of them correctly will get VIRTUAL CAKE AND MY RESPECT. I included every Vocaloid that has been released (yes that includes Engloids, Spanloids, and SeeU, as well as Akikoroid-chan and Luna) as well as some UTAUloids, genderbends and Haku (who doesn't really fit into any of those categories). HAVE FUN~ (please at least try I put lots of time into thinking of those ;A;)
And one more thing I absolutely LOVE 'I Only Speak Konglish' and I recommend it because it's awesome X3
And I forgot to mention last chapter that 'Centrifugal Cindi' is by YouTube username ChaoFreak1 and I recommend that too :)