First off I think I'll give the answers to my little puzzle in the last chapter.
heterochromaniac - Piko (I tried to make this one hard but I failed ; - ;)
frenchbreadswag76 - Teto (Duh.)
ionlyspeakkonglish - SeeU (I still love this song :3)
worldismine - Miku (Double duh.)
iwanttoeatatuna - Luka (Triple duh.)
notashota24 - Len (LOL)
xroudororax - Rin (only one person got this one... yay I'm clever X3)
sailorboy99 - Oliver (Quadruple duh.)
hellokittygurl - Iroha (Do I even need to say 'duh' anymore?)
dazsiscold - Kaito (:3)
forsakessake - Meiko (I had hoped all the 's's would confuse everyone... apparently not :P)
lilyistheeffingbest63 – Lily (Duh.)
culater - CUL (WORDPLAY GENIUS RIGHT HERE)
iamthesleepingrabbit - Rion (Because apparently that's what her name is based on...? According to the Wiki)
centrifugalspirals - Sonika (This one was confusing because it's based on my own headcanon for her... XP)
vocaloidmew - Mew (Mew isn't very creative XD)
wenospeakamericano - Bruno (Technically the song is Italian BUT HERE'S ME NOT CARING XD)
spanishrose788 - Clara (Clara is so cool *-*)
vy1mizki - Mizki (Mizki isn't creative either.)
vy2yuuma - Yuuma (Neither is Yuuma)
dancingsamurai91 - Gakupo (Quintuple duh.)
icemountainteru - Kiyoteru (Sextuple duh.)
swedishdiva – Sweet Ann (In my mind Sweet Ann is a bigger diva than Miku XD)
singingfrankenstein – Big Al (Obvious.)
firstthingsfirst - Leon (Somewhat obvious...)
vocamomma - Lola (Some people thought this was Meiko)
vocaloidmiriam - Miriam (Add Miriam to the list of people who aren't creative)
primadonna566 - Prima (Because her name was based on that term)
ladiesandfinewine - Tonio (Tumblr askblogs will be the death of me)
ariaontheplanetes - IA (It's in her name XD)
anotherpurplebunny – Yukari (Because her name also means bunny but she and Rion are both purple and both rabbits... weird O.o)
dinosaursaresocool - Gacha (Gacha is totally a dorky little kid X3)
applesapplesapples - Yuki (GUESS WHO LOVES APPLES)
thehiddenvocaloid - Akikoroid-chan (Thinking back I probably should have made it something like 'vocalawsondesu' but that would be to obvious...)
whoisluna - Luna (This was a bit confusing to some because I wasn't talking about Luna Amane the UTAU I was talking about some girl who was featured in the same magazine as Lily...?)
thenyanyanyanner - Momo (Septuple duh.)
iamthedefault - Defoko (I like this one... sorta mysterious)
lenkagamineismineforever - Tei (What is subtle)
awesomefailure - Haku (Haku is very proud of her origin as a failed Miku)
bluegirl77 - Kaiko (This time I wasn't feeling very creative XD)
drunkgenderbend - Meito (Some people thought this might be Haku's genderbend Dell but (in this story anyway) Meito is an alcoholic like Meiko, Dell is a smoker.)
omnomnomspringonions - Mikuo (ARGH I wanted so bad just to say 'leeks' but I wanted to be as accurate as possible ; - ;)
theboywithpinkhair - Luki (See Kaiko)
sexyandkorean - SeeWoo (I AM CALLING HIM SEEWOO FOREVER AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT. It sounds much cuter than 'Usee' X3)
oliviaandjamie – Olivia (I love Olivia :3)
genderbendofthegenderbend - Lenka (Because technically Len was a genderbend of Rin in the first place)
aboywithhairclips - Rinto (Still not super creative here)
notgonnaquitsoshutup - Dell (See Meito)
And the winners, who receive *VIRTUAL CAKE* and my respect are... SIMBY (45/48, since you got Dell and Meito each half right I guess...) AND TEN-FACED (38.5/48, since you guessed Luna Amane and I didn't make it clear that counts as half, and for some reason you skipped Momo and Defoko...)! CONGRATULATIONS HERE'S YOUR CAKE *gives* AND MY RESPECT *tips imaginary hat*
Now let's see what Gumi and Miki are up to...
The garden outside the Officially Recognized Derivatives' little guest house was completely silent. Shadows quietly crept up and across the walls, and girl in a ninja suit slipped through the open door. She clicked a button on her goggles and the night vision ability activated, then she whispered into her hidden headpiece.
"Agent Cherry, come in, this is Agent Carrot. Come in Agent Cherry."
The lights in the room flicked on and Miki walked in, munching on a cookie.
"What is it? Look, Haku made cookies!"
"Miki! You have to act like a ninja!" Gumi whined.
"Why? Neru's out and Haku is still hungover at the mansion, we can just walk in and take what we want." Miki tempted Gumi with a cookie. "Come on, you know you want one…"
After thinking, Gumi grabbed the cookie. "Fine. Now where is Neru's room?"
Miki pulled out a blueprint of the house. "Down that hall, next to Sakine's."
"Let's go!" Gumi pulled a hood over her head and cartwheeled down the hall, and Miki sighed and followed her. They stopped in front of a dark yellow door, with a sign on it that read, 'Go ahead, come in my room. I've been wanting to test out my new axe.' Gumi tested the knob. It was unlocked. They quietly went into the dark room and Miki flipped the light switch. And their mouths fell open.
Neru's room was painted the same color as her door, and hung with posters of all the Vocaloids, especially Miku. Laid out on her bed was a frilly sundress and hat, which seemed much more like something Rin or Miku would wear. There were stacks of romance novels and shoujo mangas on her bedside table and above her bed was her name in big cursive letters.
"Oh my god. Neru is a girl. An actual girl." Miki said, dumbfounded.
Gumi picked up a framed photo of Neru and what Gumi assumed to be her mystery boyfriend, in which Neru was smiling sweetly and clinging to the boy's arm. But…
"That's weird, she scribbled out his face." Gumi held the frame out for Miki to see.
"Maybe they got in a fight?" Miki suggested. "Come on, Agent Carrot, we've got a mystery to solve."
Gumi shook her head to clear it. "Right."
The one thing that was congruous with what they thought Neru's room would be like was her phone charger. It was really more like a pedestal – complete with a fancy red pillow with gold tassels, a glass case, and a plaque that said, 'Neru's most prized possession'. And beneath the glass was the phone.
On the screen it displayed a battery with the words '34% charged' blinking inside it. Miki carefully lifted the glass case while Gumi removed the phone from the charger and replaced it with her own, Indiana Jones-style. They breathed a sigh of relief when no boulders started chasing after them, then turned to the phone. It was one of those ones where the keyboard flips out, and it was a bright yellow color. Gumi navigated to 'Contacts' to see if she had anyone labeled as 'Boyfriend' like some girls did, but they were all either a person's name or 'Idiot'. They looked at 'Recent Calls' but no one had called her – no surprise there. Then they went to 'Texts' – and their mouths fell open again.
Neru had no texts. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
"How the hell is that possible!" Gumi yelled. Miki was just speechless. Gumi collapsed on the bed, her head in her hands. "It's like… it's like she knew. The erased messages, the scratched out face – she knew we were coming."
"Well, that was a waste of a ninja suit." Miki peeled off her hood and sat down next to Gumi. "What do we do now?"
"I don't know."
The front door opened, and the two girls panicked.
"We need to get out of here!" Gumi pulled her hood on and slipped the yellow phone back into its protective display. Miki ran over to the window and tried to open it.
"It won't budge!" she gasped after several attempts. Gumi ran over and together they opened the window with a loud bang. The girls jumped and gracefully landed below the windowsill, just as Neru opened the door to her room.
"Huh, that's weird, the window is open." Miki and Gumi looked at each other, worried that their cover might be blown.
"Maybe Hachune opened it." Neru speculated lazily as she slammed the window closed. The two ninjas breathed a sigh of relief and tiptoed into the garden. As they did, Neru caught a glimpse of them out of the corner of her eye and watched as they somersaulted away. She chuckled.
Try to figure it out now, Detective Megpoid.
Who told Neru about the break in? How did Haku make cookies if she was drunk? WHEN WILL THERE BE MORE FLUFF? All these questions and more will be answered... sometime before the story ends XD
And ZOMG NERU IS A GIRL! Idk I felt like maybe Neru was hiding a secret admiration towards everyloid (esp. Miku) and I like the idea that she acts sweet and girly around the mystery boy but tsun to everyone else...? RnR please!
And now for my list of songs that should be made into FFs (but I'm not skilled enough to make them myself OTL)
Poem of A Thousand Years (SeeU) - such a beautiful song ; - ;
Secret Time After School (All V2 Female Japaloids except VY1) - so much potential for shipping it makes my head spin XD
Calalini (Kaai Yuki) - I love this song so much it's so sad and haunting etc. but I couldn't pull off the angst not to mention how horrible all the hallucinations sound
**coughcoughsuggestionscough**
Also there's a video on YouTube (reprinted from NicoNico) that features ALL THE VOCALOIDS singing Bad Apple ... even though it wasn't edited much afterward it's still pretty epic IMO.