High school for the broken and stupid
Chapter 8
Deidara combed her blonde hair through with slender fingers as she searched for her ribbon to tie up her hair in her signature do. "Yes!" She exclaimed as she tied her hair up as if she just found the key to everything she'd ever dreamed of instead of a ribbon.
Looking at herself in the full length mirror she smirked in approval.
Dad would have hated this
Deidara wore an elbow length net shirt with a black belly top over it and black skinny jeans accompanied with black and grey striped fingerless gloves. Basically, Deidara wore black.
"I'm going now!" Deidara called out and left before anyone could respond. She knew they wouldn't.
"Hey Dei-Dei!"
Oh dear God no "Hello Konan" Deidara ground out, ignoring the use of her nickname for now.
"So Dei-Dei have you been thinking about my offer?" the bluenette asked and Deidara rolled her eyes.
"That sounds so wrong" Hidan poped up beside them and kept their stride "Hey bitch, blondie" He greeted, remembering his manners
"Albino"
"Zealot" The two girls greeted the Jashinist.
"No I have not been thinking about your offer, I don't wanna join your freaky club" Deidara grimaced.
"Orochimaru's gone now so we're not creepy anymore!" Pain -nickname- popped up and defended his club.
"Ewe why are we talking about Orochimaru?" Itachi popped up too.
"Hey guys, brat. What are we talking about?" Sasori –the art ass- popped up.
"How can you call me brat when you're like a foot smaller than me?" Deidara asked testily.
Ignoring Deidara, Itachi answered "Orochimaru" Sasori shivered
"Ewe, why?"
Kisame then popped up "What's up dudes?"
"Apparently Orochimarus' got his own little slave boy now, Kabuto he's not even paying him, he's a first year" Kakuzu popped up and tsked –ignoring Kisame-, as if doing something for free was a worse sin than murder.
By now Deidara was feeling rather claustrophobic The only ones not here are…
"SEMPAI" The lollipop faced bottomless pit of annoying energy ran up and promptly glomped Deidara who sighed, before punching him on the back of the head, effectively making him jump away into an emo corner where he repeatedly repeated to himself "Tobi is a good boy Tobi is a good boy…"
"What an idiot"
"Don't be mean, after all Tobi is a good boy" The two sides of Zetsu who had been walking with Tobi argued. Deidara sighed at the teen who when you look up split personality in the dictionary you would find his half black half white face.
"Why don't you want to join the Akatsuki Dei-Dei?" Konan pouted as she leaned into Pain who had his arm around her.
"Sorry to offend you guys but you really freak me out, un" Deidara confessed and only Kisame and Tobi really looked hurt.
They entered the school building and Deidara was about to sprint off to class –to get away from the Akatsuki- when a familiar deep voice called her
"Hey Dei"
"Gaara, hi!" Deidara said and they knuckle butted before unclasping their hands and bringing it away dramatically and then they burst out laughing
"No matter how many times we do that it's still lame" Gaara said and the Akatsuki just stood there awkwardly.
"I think it actually got lamer!" Deidara laughed out.
"Dudes what the fuck?" Hidan voiced what they all were thinking -except Tobi-. Gaara finally seeing them there raised a brow at Deidara "Friends of yours?" He asked and Deidara hesitated for a fraction of a moment before saying "No"
And so Deidara and Gaara walked away leaving behind the dumbstruck group of teens.
Authors' note
Ackk I'm reading breaking dawn and Gaaras' starting to remind me of Edward Cullen T_T I'm the worst Jacob fan ever
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