Sorry I took so long to upload, I have five different fics I'm writing and I had no ideas OTL anyway here come the genderbends (again)!
The front door burst open.
"Heyyy er'body! How y'all doin'?" slurred Meito as he sauntered into the mansion, followed by Kaiko, Mikuo, Luki, Gumo, Rinto and Lenka.
"Sorry about him," Kaiko apologized, "he found Haku's secret stash in our garden."
"Genderbends in da house!" the brunette shouted and threw his hands in the air.
"You're an idiot." Mikuo commented, and sat down next to SeeU, who blushed. Mikuo didn't notice.
"Wellllll at least I'm not… a stupid face!" Meito said a little too loudly, while Kaiko led him to a chair.
Meanwhile Luka ran up and hugged her genderbend. "Lukiii! It's so great to see you, it's been a while!" she shouted as she shook him around.
"Luka… I can't breathe…" he gasped and Rinto and Gumo helped him pull free of the tuna-lover.
"Eheheh! Sorry…" she said sheepishly. The two pinkettes went to sit down in the dining room. Rinto and Lenka made their way over to there counterparts, who were sitting on the couch. Rin was ignoring Len's attempts to get her to talk to him.
"What's wrong?" Lenka asked Rin sympathetically.
"He confessed his love to someone else." Said Rin angrily.
"Aww, who?"
"Oliver." Rin spat. There was a pause, and then Lenka stomped over to Len and slapped him. Rinto burst out laughing.
"You… confessed your love… to Oliver!" he said between fits of laughter.
"I-it's not like that!" Len stumbled over his words. "Oliver was asking for help talking to Iroha and I just gave him examples of what he could say!"
"Wait wait wait – " Lenka held her hands up. "Oliver and Iroha? They're together?"
"As of this afternoon, yes. Thanks to moi!" Len said.
"Oh shut up." Rin whacked his arm. "There was clearly meaning behind those words."
"Maybe I'm just a really good actor!" Len retorted.
"Yeah right!" Lenka laughed. "Remember that play Miku forced us into last year? You couldn't squeeze any emotion into your lines!"
"You're not helping!" Len hissed at his genderbend.
"Don't worry; at least it can't get any worse!" Rinto patted his shoulder.
While the four Kagamines argued Gumo came and sat down in a chair next to Gumi, who was reading.
"Twice in one day? I never see you this often, Gumi!" he said with a smile. She blushed a little bit as she looked up.
"Yeah. It's nice," she said, then went back to reading her book.
There was a slightly awkward pause; then Gumi spoke up again. "How has your day been?"
"Pretty good, I got bored after you left so I pulled up some carrots. But enough about me; how has your investigation been going thus far?"
Gumi looked around to make sure Neru was no where within earshot, and then beckoned him closer and whispered, "Miki and I snuck into her room to check her phone, but she had deleted her texting history. I think someone tipped her off that we were coming!"
Just then Kaito and Meiko came down the stairs.
"Hey, look who's feeling better everyone!" Kaito said, and Meiko gave a lazy wave with the hand that wasn't holding an ice pack to her forehead.
"Kaikooo! There you are!" Meito yelled and ran up to Kaito, planting a kiss on his lips.
Kaito blushed and pushed Meito off him. "How drunk are you? I'm Kaito."
The whole room burst out laughing. Meiko slapped Meito half-heartedly. "I don't care how drunk you are, bro," she mumbled, "no one is kissing Kaito but me!"
"Wait, what?" Kaiko asked as she walked into the room. Everyone started clapping, cheering and whistling, except Haku, who was still too hungover to understand what was going on.
Gumi blew a lock of hair out of her face. "It seems like everyone is getting together all of a sudden."
"Like who?" Gumo asked.
"Well first it was Piko and Miki, then Oliver and Iroha, and now Meiko and Kaito," she said exasperatedly, allowing herself to feel some jealousy. "All within twenty-four hours of each other."
"Oliver and Iroha? That's a new one!" Gumo laughed, but Gumi just gave him a stare.
"It's weird, because Valentine's day was over a month ago and nothing was happening then, except those two being, you know, the same." Gumi sighed, pointing a thumb at Rin and Len, who had somehow managed to make up and were making out again.
"I guess it just took a while for everyone else to catch up." Shrugged Gumo.
"That's a nice way of putting it." Gumi smiled wistfully, watching as Yuki, Gacha, Oliver and Iroha tried to force Meiko and Kaito's faces together. The two finally gave in and shared a little kiss, which caused another round of cheers and a fangirlish screech from Miku.
Then Kiyoteru appeared at the top of the stairs, holding a clipboard and pencil, with a serious expression.
"Iroha, Yuki, get off of Kaito and Meiko." the two AHS-loids did as they were told, and although Kiyoteru could not actually tell them what to do, Gacha and Oliver did the same.
Kiyoteru consulted his clipboard, then cleared his throat and said, "Utatane Piko and Oliver, I need to see you in my office."
"Why?" Piko asked.
Kiyoteru's eyes glinted. "Boyfriend lessons."
What does Kiyoteru have in mind? (I will have so much fun writing the next chapter XD)
I feel like this is turning slightly drabble-ish... oh well. XP
Also - Are there any Olli-roha shippers out there? They are so cute! :3 I feel like they don't get enough love...
