High school for the broken and stupid
Chapter nine
Konans Simple plan
In the overcrowded canteen the sound of a certain zealot swearing rang out loudly.
"What the f*ck? B*tch that freakin hurt!" Hidan yelled at Konan as Kisame covered Tobis' ears. Konan stood where she was with her hand still raised. Pein sighed exasperatedly, refocusing all his attention on his lunch while Itachi rolled his eyes and half of Zetsu smirked while the other looked worried over the red hand shaped mark on Hidans' face.
Kakuzu came over to the table and sat down with a smirk on his face "What did you do this time?" He asked not even looking from his lunch which was a freddo bar as it was only 25 cents.
"I just said that blondie isn't worth throwin' a freaken' fit over" Hidan defended himself, loudly.
"I was not throwing a fit" Konan huffed ion defiance. "And besides Deidara is worth throwing a fit over"
"Still talking about her? I don't see why she's so valuable" Kakazu sighed as he balled up his freddo wrapper and hurled it towards the closest bin to them. Not even bothering to see if he hit his target.
"Well for one, I'm the only girl" Konan started –all the boys rolling their eyes- "And you saw her, the other day kicking Itachi juniors' ass"
"You make him sound like my son" Itachi drawled stoically
"Jashin bless that son of a bitch that has to be Itachis' son" Hidan smirked
"Are you calling my future wife a bitch?" Itachi asked glaring down on Hidan
"No, I'm calling you a bitch" Hidans' smirk grew and Kisame and black Zetsu started snickering.
"Is that so…?" Itachi … smiled and stood up from his seat while Konan, Pein, Sasori and Tobi moved out of Itachis' line of fire.
With Deidara and Gaara
Gaara tensed at the sound of loud screams emitted from the canteen.
"Gaara, relax it's probably just the Akatsuki" Deidara smiled lazily from where she was lying on the rooftop. Gaara, who was sitting next to the blonde cocked a brow at this.
"Akatsuki?" He questioned, if his memory served correctly that meant red cloud.
"Its' this gang, they're all really weird… especially Orochimaru"! Deidara shivered and Gaara made a mental note to try and avoid Orochimaru, even if his name was awesome.
"They were the people you saw me with this morning, they keep trying to get me to join their stupid gang"
"Really? They didn't seem much like a gang"
"And what would you know about gangs?" Deidara asked, amused
"… I've hospitalized a few" Gaara offered smiling wryly and Deidara rolled her azure eyes, though one was hidden behind her long bangs "Of course"
"Don't believe me?"
"Oh, no I do, it's just so obvious. I mean how could I not guess that you have hospitalised gang members?" Deidara asked
"Okay…I am so confused right now" Gaara confessed
"Join the rest of your gender" Deidara joked and Gaara laughed along
"I'm wounded, deeply wounded" Gaara put a hand across his chest in fake hurt.
"You'll live" Deidara waved him off and hopped down from the roof with ninja expertise. Of course she wasn't really a ninja…
"I've got to go to the art room to do a … project" The blonde announced, smiling deviously
"Don't blow anything up!" Gaara called after her, taking out his sketchpad and art pens.
"Yea, yea we'll see" Gaara really wasn't listening to the reply, too absorbed in his drawing.
Attempt 1 Sasori
"You're quite the artist" Remarked a voice from behind him a while later. Biting down the urge to jump at the unexpected presence behind him, Gaara stood up and turned around to face the newcomer in fighting stance. So basically he stood with his arms folded with his sketchbook discarded on the floor (roof?)
"Sasori Akasuna" The red head who was standing behind him stretched his hand out.
"I know, you're the guy that plays with dolls" Gaara replied
"PUPPETS" Sasori yelled, for a moment losing his composure damn you Konan he thought with malice. No good ever came out of Konans' great ideas, or more than not schemes as was the case now.
"So, you like art too?" Sasori said awkwardly attempting small talk.
Konan -who was in a nearby bush with the rest of the akatsuki- was internally laughing at the irony that the thing that the two red heads had most in common was their social awkwardness. Sasoris attempt at small talk –and patience- was laughable and Gaara wasn't even attempting. He just stood there looking mildly amused, if the slight upturn of his lips and glint in his eyes were anything to go on.
"Yea" Gaara answered after a purposefully long amount of time.
Sasoris eyebrow ticked. Did it really take that long to get a one syllable answer out of him?
That's it, screw Konan I'm done
"Sasoris' patience has run out" Itachi observed
"Seriously?" Hidan exclaimed, only to get a clamp on the back of his head.
Pein could have sworn he saw Gaara glance their way but then Gaara didn't act like he saw them so…
Before they knew it Sasori was right behind looking extremely irritated.
"He's definitely friends with the brat… I hate him too much for him not to be" He scowled.
"Good, okay so who's next?" Konan smiled at the slowly retreating group.
Authors note
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