Prince Blueballs woke up from his wet dream with a massive pink pony boner, and a craving for some sex. He decided to go to his room full of sex toys, and picked out a 13 foot long dildo to fit into his cavernous anus.
Putting the dildo into his anus, he began feeling stranger than he normally would during this act, suddenly, he unwillingly began ramming it in and out at terminal velocity, causing him to become schizophrenic and listen to At A Medium Pace as it played out from his eyeballs.
"Oh yeah, whore! Take it you fucking bitch!" Blueballs screamed, as he finally orgasmed. His actually-rather-small-compared-to-Twiedtubes-prehensile-clitoris dick began spewing twenty gallons, and I do mean twenty gallons, of cum all over the room, into his eyes, his nose, his anus that was now shitting copious amounts of shit and blood, and even into his ear canals.
He evacuated the area, then took a shower which was somehow able to fix his destroyed eyesight, and began pondering what had happened.
"I didn't even want to go that fast or spew that much cum. What was up with that?" He thought, "Perhaps Princess Poona knows. She DOES control the sex toy trade in Equestria."
Princess Poona had just finished inflating the prices of her cheap chinese sex toys, as porn to masturbate to because she couldn't fuck, because Equestrian royalty is not supposed to be un-virgined before marriage. She could still masturbate normally, however, which is what she was doing with a bicycle pump attached to her urinary tract and her hooves on her clitoris.
"Oh god! The prices of the condoms! THEY'RE GOING UP! BABY, KEEP GOING UP! FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!" She screamed, as she came about 3 litres of female jizz. She then pulled the pump out, which had been inflating her the entire time, and expelled the air that was inside her with a queefing noise and lots of pissing.
After laying in her own piss, panting, for about 2 hours, she heard a knock at the door to her room. Opening the door, she saw it was Prince Blueballs. He looked oddly handsome right about now. But she was still recovering from her previous orgasm, so trying to have sex with him now would be akin to pouring acid onto her dirty vagina.
"Hello, Prince Blueballs, what brings you here?" Poona questioned him.
"Well, I'm trying to figure something out..." he said, "Disregard that, bend the fuck over!" he suddenly screamed, grabbing her and throwing her onto her back, before penetrating her violently and de-virgining her.
"What the fuck are you doing," she asked, "you're raping me stop this treason immediately! And this isn't even bending the fuck over!" but it was too late, she was already de-virgined, this she knew. She would have to resort to using mind reading powers to communicate with him.
Entering his mind, she was in a meadow, but instead of flowers, grass, and animals, it was dildos, ass-flowers, and walking anthropomorphic STDs. She also saw what appeared to be a giant penis with a rape face on it's glans, with "bueno" written on it's scrotum. She recognised it as a rape demon, a demon that possesses people and gives them the mental fortitude and power to rape others. It then approached her.
"Hello," it said, "my name is Get Ready... TO BE FUCKED!" It seemed to be serious like Sam, so she tried escaping Blueballs' mind. Unfortunately, it was too late, it already was violating her anus. In the real world, she was violated in the vagina, here, in the anus. Truly a bad place to be.
In the real world, Blueballs was finishing up, just as Get Ready was, and spewed enough cum into her to impregnate 20000 Krogans. She woke up several minutes later to find Prince Blueballs looking around, appearing confused.
"Poona? What happened?" he asked.
"Well, you have a rape demon living inside of you, who also literally mind raped me, as you were raping me. You're in luck, rape demons allow you to remove all inhibitions, and literally fuck everyone and everything. If you can learn to control it, you will never go without sex again."
Blueballs seemed fascinated by this. "Thanks for telling me," he said, "I think I'll try this on Rainho Ass."
"That sounds great, the dyke needs a good straight raping." she said, despite being a lesbian in denial and only hating Rainho because she refused to fuck the sex starved princess with a spiked dildo.
Blueballs finally arrived at Rainho's house, and knocked on the door. 5 minutes full of odd moaning sounds later, Rainho opened the door.
"Oh god, a male! I need to go vomit!" But it was too late, the rape demon took over, and before he knew it Blueballs was raping her! It was an odd experience, her vagina was... Wide. Very wide. So damn wide it had to have been violated by many stallions previously.
Wait... No... This cannot be! "Oh god, Blueballs! It feels so good! Keep fucking me!" she screamed. Blueballs felt himself losing his rape demon abilities, and finally...
"Rainho, you bitch! Stop it! I'm losing my rape powers!" he warned her.
"But it feels so good! It's not rape if I enjoy it!"
This was the last straw for the rape demon, it expelled itself from Blueballs' anus.
"NO! NO IT IS NOT! It isn't rape if you enjoy it, and I am out of here! See you negroes in hell where you all belong!" it said, before entering a penis shaped hole in the ground that looked like a penis shaped hole in the ground.
Rainho and Blueballs stared at the penis hole, before Blueballs pulled out a knife and stabbed Rainho in her vagina, causing her to urinate blood and feces. He then ate her eyeballs and she died.
He was later arrested and executed for murder, rape, and having sex with a princess.
Meanwhile, in Hell, Twiedtubes and Applejacker were laughing as their latest scheme unfolded perfectly. They were actually friends again, and partners in crime, as it were.
"Yes, this went perfectly!" Applejacker said, eating some dried shit.
"Yes, it did!" Twiedtubes was still raping Dyke, even as he had a plugged anus.
Their scheme was beginning to unfold, and it was a dark one indeed.
Author's Note: What is this scheme? How will it affect Equestria? And more over, will Dyke ever unplug his anus and defeat this evil? Find out once I finally finish this story completely!