Drabble #2: Canada's Inner French
"'ello Briton..." A perverted voice said, in a slight French accent, from behind England.
"France! You fr-" He twisted around, stopping mid-sentence. "Canada? What are you doing?"
"Heh heh, noth-zing, Briton. At least, not yet..." England was wondering what the hell was happening, until he entered the meeting room.
"July 27th ...? Oh god! It's already come!" He shouted, staring at the date circled on the calendar.
"Vhat has come, England?" Germany asked, Italy latched onto his arm.
"It's July 27th!" Everyone's eyes widened.
"NO! You don't mean... It's that time already! The hero didn't prepare!" America shouted. Suddenly, France and Canada waltz in, both sporting perverted grins.
"Why, 'ello everyone. Care to join me and papa in ze next room?"
"I can see why Liechtenstein refused to come today..." Switzerland said, his hand reaching for his gun. Everyone raced from the room, followed by two perverted Frenchmen.
And that's why everyone avoids Canada and France on July 27th.
A/N: For those that don't get it, Canada became a French Colony on July 27th, 1605. :D Hope you get that more easier now.