So... I just decided to do one of these, because they're funny. And I intend to break every single rule. Gosh, I'm gonna make the Doctor pretty mad. HaHa
1. I am not allowed to press random buttons
*this could blow up the moon
*And we need the moon
2. Gum in not to be put on the underside of the TARDIS console
*Or on the floor
*the door
*In the Closets
*Gum is banned on the TARDIS
3. I cannot enter the Doctor in a dance competition
*even though he's a good dancer
*he only dances with Rose
4. I must not give the Doctor sugar. Ever
5. I am no longer allowed to ask if things are sonic
*even if it makes jack giggle
6. Luna Lovegood and the Doctor must NEVER meet.
7. I must not ask the Doctor to take me to Canterlot
*or Ponyville
*Or Equestria in general
8. If somethings makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume I am not allowed to do it
*even if Jack did it first
9. Just because the TARDIS cannot translate Gallifreyan does NOT mean it is not a language
*I should stop saying this
*It only pisses him off
*I'd like to stay on the TARDIS
10. I must not give the Doctor a blowtorch
11. I am not allowed to ask the Doctor what else he has two of
* I can ask Jack though
12. I am not allowed to fake an emergency just so the Doctor runs out of his shower in just a towel
*Even if Rose finds it amusing to
13. I am not allowed to start my own religion while visiting the past
*Even if I think it's funny
*Even if Jack thinks it's funny
*ESPECIALLY if Jack thinks it's funny
*I would not make a good God
14. I cannot make Lauren Cooper references
15. Only experianced time travellers can fly the TARDIS
*I am not an experianced time traveller
*Even if jack gives me lessons
*ESPECIALLY if Jack gives me lessons
*The Doctor says that Jack is an experianced time traveller but not an experianced teacher
*Only the Doctor can give me lessons
*but he will not
*EVER
16. No, the Doctor does not want fluffy bunny slippers for his birthday
*He is not hiding the pair I already bought him in his closet
*He does not like the color called 'pink' anyway
17. I cannot travell through time without the Doctor's help
*Even if I want to meet George Washington
*Or Queen Elizabeth
*Or my great-great grandmother
18. I should stop bringing my own companions aboard the TARDIS
*Everyone gets tired of the 'it's bigger on the inside' speech
19. It's a bad idea to post his baby pictures on Facebook
*or him in drag
*Even if the pictures are cute
20. I am not allowed to have girly sleepovers in the TARDIS, complete with facemasks and nail polish.
*Jack will want to join
*the Doctor will NOT want to join
*the Doctor will really not want to join
*I am to stop asking the Doctor to join
21. I must not draw on the Doctor's face in Sharpie
*Or put makeup on him
*He will probably kick you out of the TARDIS for this.
*dedicated to 'theonly water'
22. The Doctor must not wear a fex
*even though they're cool
*this is the wrong regeneration
*dedicated to Flying cat In A Hoody
Tell me if you have any rules you want me to break. I will add them! And tell who suggested them!