"Breathe through your nose while kissing." Light instructed, taking in L's slightly panting form. L was still securely pinned under Light; cheeks tinged a faint pink.

"I'm trying!" L snapped, finally catching his breath, "Stop treating me like a baby. I just can't seem to concentrate on breathing properly." Light looked at L, smirking. So apparently, the great detective L, probably the most intelligent being he had ever known, was having difficulties with making out? Well, Light remembered how his first kiss went; he had caught on quickly enough…

Light looked at L and started to think. L was the smartest person he'd ever met. He just couldn't help but wonder why the detective beneath was taking so slowly to catch on. Well, he had to admit, it was true; during Light's first kiss he had been slightly hesitant, but he hadn't been that slow. Light pondered for a while more, before reaching the conclusion that had made the most sense: L's stupidity regarding sensual acts was due to him possessing zero social skills, and having no social life. L definitely was an unhealthy person indeed.

Light let out a huge, exaggerated sigh; infuriating L even more and earning a death glare from the fuming detective. L, himself, was even more confused than ever. He was L. The L. Why was he so downright imbecilic with something as simple as kissing? During his younger years L had been persuaded by Watari to watch teenage movies –he had claimed it was something L ought to do at least once in his life– and he had seen more than enough (of all the kissing) to feel rather disgusted. But why was it that when he was experiencing how it was like he became so vulnerable and… dense? Of course he had to breath through his nose while his mouth was occupied. Wasn't that something even a one year old would understand? How could he, L, be unable to work out the solutions of solving such a straightforward problem?

But the worst part was: He had allowed Light to surpass him (in this field of knowledge) and make a fool out of him; letting Light treat him like a complete idiot. Now that Light knew he was superior –in regards to kissing, anyway– L knew Light would continue to mock him till the day he died.

"Don't worry, L. I'll teach you," Light smiled brightly, as if he were talking about something as simple as ABC, "it's really simple!"

"My name is Ryuuzaki, Light-kun," L replied, tone casual, but inside thoroughly annoyed with Light. He knew Light was enjoying it very much.

Light shot him a knowing look, reading his thoughts. Once again he leaned forward, but this time to the side of L's face.

"You can't win me, L. I always win." Light whispered sensually into the detective's ear, earning a shudder from him. L was sure it wasn't due to the words Light had said, but more so to the fact that L's ears and neck were very sensitive and having a gush of hot breath on them was sure to earn such a reaction.

Before L could retort Light had already pressed his lips to L's, cutting off whatever he had intended to say. He felt Light's tongue snake into his mouth, once again exploring the whole of his mouth, tasting… savouring…

L's mind went blank, the pleasure hitting him in full force once again, overwhelming his entire being. However this time he did not hold his breath as he did the first two times. He finally breathed through his nose, and he knew this time he was not going to be that idiotic-looking after the kiss; gasping for breath and unable to talk properly.

As they kissed rather passionately (Light did, anyway), Light slowly let go of the detective's wrists. He knew it was uncomfortable, and by then L should have realized it was futile to try and punch him. L noticed this immediately and was terribly relieved. At least he had some control over himself now…

Suddenly the genius detective's brain scanned over the words 'had some control' over and over again. Within a fraction of a second L had come up with the perfect plan to pay the audacious brat straddling him. To be able to come up with such a plan while doing an extremely distracting activity (known as kissing), L felt rather proud of himself. Well, it was time for payback.

In a flash, L wrapped his both arms (that had been let free!) around Light's neck, and brought him much closer than he had been before. Now they were more into the kiss, one tightly embracing the other. All of a sudden L's tongue collided with Light's, and trailed all over it. Light groaned as L's tongue continued to do things Light's had never managed to do before.

L's dark eyes shone with triumph as he deepened the kiss, earning a louder moan from the boy. It was sweet revenge indeed, for now L was in control over Light.

It was rather simple actually. Contrary to popular belief, L did know about how 'talented' his tongue was. He hadn't noticed before, but it was Watari who had first told him…

"L." The old caretaker greeted, as walked into the room, upon his palm a silver plate packed with cakes and pastries of the sweetest kind. He gently placed the plate onto the table.

"Watari." L acknowledged, his intent gaze still stayed on the various screens that showed different footages. He was crouched in his peculiar position on the sofa, studying the footages of the deaths of the twelve FBI agents. Slowly, L's hand trailed to the plate, picking up two cherries between the tips of his thumb and forefinger and putting them whole into his mouth.

Watari had intended to leave immediately, however, he had been (somehow) enraptured by his charge's action. It was not that he had not seen it before, but rather that he suddenly began wondering how L actually did it.

After a short while, from his mouth L pulled out the cherry stems. However now the stems were actually tied into a perfect knot. He placed it on the side on the plate, eyes still glued on the video footages.

Watari was too curious by now, and ultimately decided to question his charge how he had accomplished such a feat.

"L, how did you do that?" Watari asked, still standing by the hotel door.

L's eyes still remained on the screens as he replied, "What exactly are you referring to, Watari?

"Your tying stems into knots with your tongue." Watari replied, tone the same as ever. Upon hearing his response L turned to his plate, staring at the knotted stems for a moment, before looking to the ceiling, thumb placed on his pursed lips.

"I execute such actions subconsciously, Watari. I do not have knowledge how it is done exactly." L responded, dark eyes now on Watari.

Watari chuckled.

"You have a talented tongue, L."

L stared at Watari for a long while, before his lips curved up into a rare smile of his.


Intensely satisfied with his actions, L released his tight hold on Light, leaving the boy rather disoriented. The both of them were fairly breathless from the fiery passion that had encompassed them.

Light stared at L, dumbfounded as he realized what had just happened. Not that he should be, considering how he had always noticed L's oral fixation and was quite fascinated with it. He had thought about what could have cause such a psychological condition in the detective. He'd read in a report that if a baby was weened either too early or too late in development, it was likely for that baby to gradually develop an oral fixation. Perhaps L's case had been such…?

Beside the point, though, Light was rather turned on… by L's actions. He knew it was supposed to show him how he had lost control of the situation and therefore was losing, but… he could not help but think that L's plan was actually backfiring; that by pleasuring him, Light would actually get more aggressive…

L was so naïve... that was it starting to get adorable.

Light hands trailed down the sides of L's shirt, in his mind feeling smug that L would not be able to take control of the situation soon enough. With a forceful upward heave, Light attempted to take L's white, loosely hung shirt off of him.

"…Stop this madness, Light-kun. This is going too far." L protested, rather frustrated, as he struggled against Light, trying to stop him from removing his shirt.

Light wasn't surprised when he, fairly easily, held L down. He knew how L's position was an extreme disadvantage whereby it would be difficult to struggle. He removed L's shirt, his legs still twined around the other to keep him close.

However, Light was certainly stunned, when he saw the lithe form of L's upper body. He was rather underweight for a grown man, there was no doubt, but his slim frame was very well muscled, something others could not have noticed under the loose, white, long-sleeved shirt the detective usually wore. Light took in the breath-taking sight of L under him, enjoying how he held the upper hand over the stubborn man beneath him; how he was now wielding the power over L. It was intensely gratifying. It made him feel… superior and so… powerful.

Light admired the well-toned expanse of L's chest openly, eyes scanning over L's form, taking in every single detail of the delicious detective.

"The percentage of Light-kun being Kira is steadily increasing." L informed Light, a warning glint in his eyes, "Only Kira would take immense pleasure in being able to gain power over his enemy; to be superior to L."

L stared up at Light. Wide dark eyes delved into the depths of Light's eyes, as if attempting to make known his greatest secrets; to rip his inner thoughts apart and study them. Now suddenly present in L's mind were a jumble of calculations in regards to Light's actions and how this situation could actually lead to Light slipping up and revealing his Kira identity…

"How amusing. To think that you haven't realized no matter what observation or conclusion you come to at this point, I will not stop. Especially when taking your previous actions into acfount. I'm going to prove to you, L, that I, Light Yagami, will always win." Light grinned, his eyes wild like fire, as he leaned up to lick and nibble along L's collarbone, his fingers mapping the contours of L's chest.

Light, were he saner, would have agreed with L. It was indeed true that Kira's personality was such; that he would take much pleasure in being superior to L. However he could not ignore the urge to think nothing of the words the detective said and just touch him. All he wanted to do was to relish in the pleasure of dominating L. It was so satisfying that he was really getting turned on, more so due to the fact that he was dominating over L than anything else.

L breathed slowly through his teeth, feeling frozen as he processed that Light had started to undress and caress him… very sensually.

Light continued with his actions, regardless of the detective's strong disapproval. Seeing L in such a vulnerable state caused him to only feel more smug and more inclined to disobey L's 'orders' to stop. Light caressed L's graceful neck slowly with one hand, kissing his hair, the side of his face, his breath coming rapidly.

L, having no choice but to let Light do as he pleased, (seeing that he could not escape) laid on the bed, body beginning to relax as Light worked on him. It was definitely an involuntarily action, but L, being a human being after all, could not escape his body's natural responses to sexual pleasure. His mind, albeit strong, could not stand it much longer. Now that L had experienced this first-hand, he was positive that Light was very experienced in terms of sexual activities. (Which, once again, perfectly explained the overwhelming number of girlfriends Light had possessed.)

Light was getting the idea he needed to do all the work for the moment, (L being completely new to this) but he wasn't complaining as he slid down to start working open L's zipper.

L looked at him, roughly comprehending the situation. This was all moving rather fast.

No matter what, it remained the fact that he could not stop it, so did the pace even matter? Well, there was no harm trying. (Not that it would work though.)

"You'll regret this." L muttered quietly, fully knowing Light had heard it.

Light, getting more into the passion, cupped the back of L's head.

"Shut up, L." he murmured, pulling him down for a heated kiss as his other hand unzipped the L's zipper, slipping inside.

Light delighted in the raw gasp of air that L sucked in against his lips.

L continued to gasp in ragged delight as Light's hand worked wonders inside his pants, making him tremble with uncontrollable pleasure.

L was sure that now Light's percentage of being Kira was– Another wave of pleasure hit him, cutting off his thoughts and hazing his mind. How could his simultaneous calculations not have worked? He squirmed, breath coming in gasps as he tried to concentrate. But no matter how he tried, he could only think of the building pleasure…

Light kissed a slow, purposeful trail of kisses down L's bare stomach as he eased L's pants down his hips.

Stripping L completely, and fairly easily, (now that L was no longer struggling) Light nuzzled L's groin and used his mouth to lavish moist, heated attention on him that he was sure L had never experienced before.

The pleasure hit L in a full tidal wave.

His head arched back and his fists curled into the bed sheets under him, an urgent groan of shock and deep pleasure escaping in a rush. His body was on fire and it was evident that Light was driving him crazy.

Instinctively, he felt an urgent need to touch Light, badly.

It was completely unlike L, (something he would absolutely never do were he not in such a state) but under such circumstances L didn't have much of a choice to object to his basic bodily desires.

L sat up, (Light wasn't not straddling him anymore) and ran his hands through Light's hair, cupping his face and pulling him up for another fevered, hungry kiss as his slightly trembling fingers fell swiftly to the hem of the shirt Light was wearing, taking hold of the bottom and pulling it up his chest and off over his head.

It was an instinctual need, one his mind could not control. His body had moved purely by itself, desperately trying to satisfy the need to feel and to touch.

Light lifted his arms in eager compliance. He was dying to be out of his clothes.

Light's fingers trailed the smooth, beautiful lines of the L's body, holding him close, kissing him, running his hands down his back...

Light could feel the warmth of flesh and the thrum of blood rushing through veins under his hands as he held the L close. L was here, right here and now and Light was dominating him. His beautiful L…

Light growled softly in his throat, hand tangling in L's hair.

"You're doing great, L…" Light murmured huskily, approving with a delicious, dark look in his hazel-brown eyes.

L, head still clouded with pleasure, looked straight into his eyes and replied, "I know."

Light chuckled. L, no matter what, was still the arrogant bastard he knew, even during foreplay.

Not that L would understand what foreplay was…

Or actually comprehend that all this, were just the beginning.

L was, after all, just learning as they went along…


Disclaimer: If you think I own Death Note at this point... that's really slow... XD Because I certainly do not. 8D

A/N: Hey guys! Did you enjoy this chapter? :D I'm so sorry T_T This chapter came out waaaay later than it should have... Well, I've been busy with Christmas and everything... But at least I managed to squeeze out some time to write a Christmas Special fanfic for you guys! :D If you haven't read it, go check it out! ;)

But still... it's no excuse as to why this chapter is so late! T_T -runs away from a horde of angry people- I'm so sorry! D: To make it up to you guys, this chapter is much longer than Chapter 1 and 2 XD Oh btw, this fic is turning out longer than it should be! Gah! I wanted to squeeze the lemon into a chapter, but I was too anxious and wanted to get this chapter out first... Yup.

And the part about L tying cherry stems into knots with his tongue? IT IS TRUE! Well, most Death Note fans, (especially L fangirls, LIKE ME) already know this XD Though this doesn't really happen at the part where L reviews the tapes of the twelve FBI agents. I just made it that he realized it then. (But it could be that L already knew ever since he did it the first time... being L and all) 8D

Well, Everything has been plotted out. Buuuuuuut! The most delicious debate remains... who is going to top? Ahh, I am so awesome that... I AM NOT GONNA TELL YOU. MUAHAHAHA.

But worry not! The result will, most likely, be revealed in the next chapter! Yup!

Yuppie! Please review and tell if this chapter is boring... :/ I kinda thought so... And is it me or are they a little out of character? Ehhhh, ARE THEY? GAH, PLEASE NO. Oh yeah, and the same awesome thing remains... PLEASE GUESS WHETHER LIGHT OR L WILL TOP. I will collate the results and reveal them. MUAHAHA

I love you guys! X3

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(Go read my Christmas Special XD Just because it's Christmas-y! 8D)