Revenge
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"Do you want me to beat Albus up for you?" Roxanne asked brightly. "I wouldn't mind. I don't care if he's my cousin."
"And people say I'm the one with violent impulses," Lily muttered, twisting a lock of hair around her finger. "No. It's okay. I don't want you to beat Albus up, no matter how much of a prick he is."
"I guess beating him up isn't very creative anyway. Some other revenge you'd like better?"
"God, Roxanne…" Lily said, smiling in spite of herself, "I just wanted to complain a bit about my brother, not organize a war."