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Title: The most epic WTF moments!

Chapter: 3. Our group quadruples in members

Author: PyroPotter

Beta: None yet!

Rating for this Chapter: T for tomfoolery

Pairings: Chief/Chell, Mercer/Katniss *may change*, Jaida/Harry, Pyro/Hermione

Warnings: Badly written fluff and my usual crap.

Summary: Way too many categories, but primarily Halo and Portal. T for now.

Disclaimer: So many crossovers I'll go all out and say it: I DON'T OWN THE UNIVERSE.

A/N Back to the Humor! F*CK! Just kidding, I sorta like this.

Chapter 3.

Our group quadruples in size.

The two sat, frozen in their chairs as the meanings of the words sink into their minds.

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science HALO ring, the Humane Aftershock Luminator Object, part of the Aperture Science Inter-Dimensional Initiative. If I am talking to you, you are presumably alive, so please take a seat

Chell, of course, knew what Aperture was and recognized the voice as GLaDOS'. She tugged on Chief's arm, motioning that they should leave. As soon as Master Chief nods, she starts dragging him towards the door.

"Ow! What was that for?" Chief asks in an annoyed voice.

"I'll explain later!" Chell continues to drag Master Chief down the halls quickly.

After a while, she reaches a door and opens it, quickly running inside. The lights turn on and an announcer voice says "Hello visitor! Sadly, this is not a visitor zone, so you must leave before the subjects wake, or GLaDOS will kill you!"

The last few words where said hurriedly, as if the voice was truly scared of GLaDOS. But all Chell could keep her mind on was Subjects. Hadn't Wheatley told her that all the other subjects were dead?

She took one more step when the clanking began. It was sort of soft at first, but grew louder and louder until it was deafening. She risked one more step and a panel on the wall hissed open. She expected a spray of bullets or some neurotoxin and flinched, and then she noticed that it seemed to be some sort of cryofreezing chamber.

A girl walked out of it, looking no older than her early twenties, and looked around a while before she noticed Chell. They stared at each other until the girl said "Hello. My name is Jaida. Jaida Oglesby. Call me Jaida."

Chell stared before responding "I'm Chell. I have no idea what my last name is."

"Oh," was all Jaida managed.

"So," Chell tried to change the subject, "The loud voice said subjects, not subject. Where's the other one?

"I'm pretty sure he's a little farther down the hall, because the guards who held him continued walking while I was put in my cryofreezing chamber."

"Ok," Chell said as she continued down the hall as Master Chief yelled "It might be a trap!" As she went farther down the hall the walls glowed orange, and scorch marks were visible.

After avoiding many small fires and pools of slag metal, she reached a battered door with a password-locked panel. She punched the panel and the door opened. A boy of about 19 or 20 stumbled out and fell right on his face, clutching a laptop. He had black hair, glasses, and a sort of deranged look.

Before thinking, Chell said to Jaida "What's wrong with him?"

Jaida replied, unfazed, "Schizophrenia, dual-personality, OCD, delusional, and some other stuff I'm not supposed to tell you."

The boy stood up and put out one of his hands, righting his glasses with the other. "Hello! My name is Pyro. I'm a tech expert on- " he was cut off by Jaida scolding him.

"Pyro! They don't know anything!"

Pyro seemed brought back to reality and mumbled "My bad" before hurrying down the hallway towards the main passage, screaming "Follow Me!"

As they continued, their group having doubled in size, they noticed the passage began to slant upwards. The Chief and Chell were used to rigorous physical exercise, but Jaida and Pyro had been in cryofreeze for who-knows-how-long, and they weren't used to it, so they started lagging behind.

Eventually, the passage started evening out again and the group noticed two figures up ahead. As Jaida and Pyro planned the attack, Master Chief ran forward screaming "AMERICA!" and threw himself at the two figures. Around the same time Master Chief found himself suspended in midair, Jaida and Pyro noticed who the figures were.

"Harry, Hermione, so nice to see you!" The two friends ran up to hug them and they had a big group hug.

"We haven't seen you in so long! What happened and why are you here?" Hermione asked.

"We kept going on our adventures but then these guys picked us up and used us to power their interdimensional machine." Pyro and Jaida reply at the same time.

Chell interrupted before Hermione could respond. "What do you mean they used you to power this place?"

"It's a long story better explained in a less dangerous setting" Pyro replied, to which Harry, Jaida, and Hermione nodded.

"Well," Jaida said, "Right now we have to get your green armored friend out of the air."

"He's not my friend. And how did you put him up there? Repulsor fields? Anti-Gravity? WHAT?"

Harry hesitated. "Should we?" he asked to Jaida and Pyro

In unison they replied "Okay,"

Harry turned to Chell. "Well, you see, me and Hermione are wizards."

Somehow Chell found that believable.

Hermione quickly waved her wand and got Master Chief down from the middle of the passage.

"Okay," said Pyro. "Let's continue!"

The group of five friends and one random guy continued through the passage and eventually came to the main exit. They played rock-paper-scissors to see who would risk their neck checking if the coast was clear and, of course, Pyro lost.

He looked through the door and saw Alex Mercer and Katniss Everdeen in a heated discussion, and it was clear things would get gory fast if no one stopped them. On a happier note, this was the exit.

"Oh yeah, well why don't you shut the fuck up, you seventeen year old bitch?" Mercer yelled at Katniss

Katniss was obviously about to pull her bow when Pyro walked in the room. "Hey guys, long time no see, eh?"

"Hey" Katniss said as Mercer said "What's up?" The two were trying to ignore each other.

"Jaida, Chell, Harry, Hermione, Green Dude, meet Katniss Everdeen, the best archer ever," He gestured to Katniss and she actually blushes, "and Alex Mercer, a living multipurpose weapon."

Mercer responds with "I LIKE TO BLOW SH*T UP!"

"Anyways, we have time for pleasantries later. Let's go!"

The group of eight people left, quadruple the amount of people they had a few hours ago