Chapter 2
The Hyatt robot, in its fifth day, started to massage Excel, while she was without a shirt. Hyatt Maiden still had her uniform on, while Excel was topless.
Thought I'd correct you.
The Maiden hummed, "Excel… So soft… Excel… You're smooth… Excel… You're cute… Your body is to boot…"
"I have no idea what she said, but Excel loves every word she sung from her Vocaloid voicebox…" Excel moaned, feeling relaxed.
She thought, as she narrated, "Excel will remember… The Maiden of Hyatt is very delicate. Her fingertips rub over Excel's body, making every skin vessel soft and her blood circulating. Oh, how wonderful she is… Excel wants one, just like her… Oh, wait… Anyway, It happened on Day 4… I showed her the ropes."
Hyatt Robot Girl's first week – By: Excel Excel
Excel showed her the house, after one of her many big breakfasts.
"So, this may be small, but in due time, this wonderful housing can work as a Maiden's dream," she said, "Excel would've paid rent, but has NO part-time job, as of late. Luckily, Lord Il Palazzo, your creator, has offered to pay for 2,500 Yen a month, for some reason. (Also, I just realized that you're a custom model, so it's more than two thou)."
Hyatt Maiden bowed and said, "In that case, will there be anything else for you to me to do?"
Excel held up Menchi and said, "THIS is Menchi. She's our ACROSS Emergency Food Supply!"
Menchi yelped in horror.
She continued, "But due to the recent CARE packages I get from Lord Il Palazzo, her services as an emergency ration has been temporary revoked."
Her dog convulsed in despair.
"Will she be okay?" Hyatt Maiden asked.
"Oh, she gets that a lot," she winked, "Make sure she gets full, every day, likewise Excel."
Hyatt then blushed and said, "Oh, Excel… my master… You have such ways."
Excel then bellowed, "And THAT concludes our tour of "Casa de Excel 'n Hyatt"!"
She pouted, "Technically, that's it. It's so small."
Hyatt then sang, with a spotlight on her:
(Hyatt Maiden): Oh, Excel, be reasonable…
The room is such too tight…
(Excel): WAH! She's singing again!
(Hyatt Maiden): It's run-down, full of roaches
and a very dim light
Look at you, look at me
It's everything we've seen
That is, of course, my service
to cook and to clean…
She bowed and landed on her knees, as applause was made, from out of nowhere.
Excel was stunned, "Excel is simply not into her moments."
The End
Excel then got up, putting on her shirt. Hyatt Maiden said, "Perhaps maybe you needed a little relaxation? Your PU-241N shall treat you with proper care."
Excel said, "Well, no… I have a part-time job to go to. Maybe I can shake it off, before my sudden arousal towards you. Sadly, I have none, since it would turn into a girl-on-girl event."
Hyatt Maiden giggled, "I'm optional. If you'd like-."
Excel got and ran off, in fear. The Maiden was confused.
"Poor pitiful Excel," she sighed, "I'm so lonely…"
A spotlight was on her, as she held her broom. Slow music was about to play.
(Hyatt Maiden): Every day… Every night…
I wanted to make things bright…
Every minute… Every hour…
I want to show my power…
But I can't!
Excel leaves me… for work
Nothing is something… to shirk
My life has been swell, since I started my motions
and my circuits hurt a bit… for such devotions
Hyatt began to sweep, as she continued:
Every minute… Every hour…
I want to know my power
Day and night… Snow and rain…
I get hurt, again and again
Oh, why?
Why does she treat me so nice?
Oh, why?
Does she turn on me, like mice?
I guess there's no way to show it
I don't to go and blow it
Would my heart stay strong, before my circuits fall?
If she has something say it
She's my master, and I want to play it
If you'd only answer my questions, at all
Then I guess… I can wait…
For… it is fate…
She continued sweeping, as Watanabe was worried, on the other side.
He growled, "She's obviously in a play. Miss Ayasugi was singing!"
Pathetic… Sumiyoshi said.
"Must be her functions," Iwata smirked, "Maidens sing, if it's a gift."
Watanabe shouted, "NO, IT'S NOT! It's her!"
You're confused…
"Am I? I'll head over, right now, and see!"
He stormed off, growling, "Stupid Iwata… Miss Ayasugi is not a robot! I should know."
He knocked on the door and shouted, "Whoever you are? What's with the singing? This isn't a songfic, you know!"
The Maiden opened the door and blushed, "Oh. Sorry, Mister. I was usually cleaning the house for Excel."
He stammered, as he was steadily beating his heart, "OH, uh, no, Miss Ayasugi… I am surprised by your appearance."
She thought, "Ayasugi?"
Watanabe then requested, "Would you like to sing to me? Uh, not just for requests, but you're a wonderful singing idol. I like your maid uniform, but… Well, it's only that you have a heavenly voice."
The Maiden smiled, "Why thank you, kind sir."
"Uh… You don't remember who I am?"
"What's your name?"
"Uh… Watanabe… I live next door. Don't you remem-?"
"I know so… And don't you worry. Your secret is safe with me. As Excel's-."
She dropped to her knees and groaned, "Sorry… I have to end our chat."
She shut the door, as Watanabe sighed, "I'm surprised that she held her blood, for so long."
He returned to his apartment, sighing, "I knew it was too good to be true. Maybe that other girl will let me meet her Maiden for Hire."
He then fantasized about a Hyatt Maiden. He then giggled, as he went inside, "If she looked like Miss Ayasugi, it could be a very well, very hot model! I want on, but it's so expensive!"
Stupid…
"Not to mention that there are two gynoids living beneath me," he muttered, as he sat down, "Man, if I had a Miss Ayasugi Model, she'd totally date me."
Iwata giggled, "Oh, how pathetic…"
You are so lovesick.
Watanabe strangled Iwata and shouted, "YOU BASTARD! How long were you listening in on this?"
"You came home and blurted it out!" Iwata yelled, "For your sake, it was your fault!"
Watanabe shrieked, "SHUT UP!"
Dummy.
XXXXX
Hyatt Maiden sat down on the floor, plugged in. She needed to recharge. She started to hum and harmonize, as Excel was returning home.
She got up and said, "Hyatt PU-241N… System rebooting… Now introducing updates to software… PU-241N Updates loading… WRRR! Update downloaded."
She bent slowly and whirred down. Excel came home, as she saw the robot, turned off. She thought she was broken.
"Oh, teacakes!" She whimpered, "She's broken! It's been five days and I got the money for my rent… but Hyatt Hot Machine has been broken down!"
She hugged her and cried, "Oh, Hyatt Robot Double, or whatever… Excel shall tend to your every whim."
She closed her eyes and embraced everything about her… however…
"I'm Excel Excel… and this is Hyatt," she said, as her memories returned again.
"Now that the introductory part is over, tell us who you are!"
The Ropponmatsus didn't respond.
"LOOK! If you don't tell us your names, we'll turn you into Salior Scouts and use you for the next episode!"
Hyatt said, "That particular script has already been finished."
"Oh."
"But I have the packing slips."
She remembered her names.
"YAY! I HAVE FOUND THE IDENTITY OF YOUR NAMES! Names! Names! Names! Names…"
She coughed, "Is that echo good enough?"
Ropponmatsu 2 cheered, "YAY! I am Ropponmatsu! Introduction assured!"
Excel groaned, "Oh, Lord Il Palazzo, this whole day, your Excel is suffering, is going downhill."
Excel removed her head from her breasts and said, "Whoa… Synthetic Maiden Boobs make good pillows… but with BAD memories."
She shuddered, as Hyatt Maiden awoke.
"Ah… I am all better. Oh, Master! You came home?" she gasped.
Excel cringed, "Oh, Hyatt… Don't do that to me again!"
She cried on her chest, as Excel sobbed, "Excel thought you were gone! Poor robot girl! Excel misses you so much! My only wish is for you to not be so damn broken! Excel loved your cooking and cleaning, getting rid of those cockroaches and making my stomach a-fluttering! I'm so sorry!"
She wailed and cried, as Hyatt comforted her. She hummed a song to her, as Excel kept crying.
"I've been here for five days. I'll be fine…"
They looked at each other, as Excel was wiped from her tears, by her Maiden. They blushed and went closer. They started to kiss, when…
"HEY! KEEP IT DOWN!" Watanabe shouted, "What is with the crying?"
Excel snapped, "SHUT UP! You've ruined a great moment with me and my-!"
He yelled, "I got every right to! How dare you cry and blubber, every single day? Start acting like some kind of normal woman, rather than a psycho."
Hyatt restrained her and scolded, "No, Miss Excel. No violence."
Excel calmed down and said, "Let me and my Maiden have a moment's peace, please!"
Watanabe sighed, "Do whatever you want. Just don't get Miss Ayasugi involved in your Pleasure Mode."
The Maiden cried, "I'm doing the best I can!"
She sobbed, as she held Excel. She patted her back and said, "Boy… Excel thinks you are so weepy."
Hyatt Maiden sniffled, "I know… I am like my brothers and sisters. I tend to be emotional and sad… on occasions. But that was when… when I…"
They went closer again, and were about to kiss. But Excel shoved away and said, "No."
She said, "Whenever I decide to, I'll think about having your Pleasure Mode… for now. But for now, Excel wants your homemade cooking! Howbout some of that delicious-?"
The Maiden cheered, "I'll surprise you! Anything for you, my master!"
Excel floated downward and relaxed, "Ah… What a wonderful Maiden."
She blushed and looked at the Maiden, cooking for her.
"Still… in a home, marked as "People's Unhappiness", Excel feels like that this Maiden wanted a pass at me. I mean, there's no kitchen, no bedroom, and even no luxuries. I feel very uneasy…"
She then said, "I wonder if she sings well… which will make me lose my dark past about… them."
She fell asleep, as Hyatt Maiden looked on. She blushed, "Oh, Excel… Everything will be in your likings. I'll wake you when it's ready."
She continued working, as Excel slept on.
It has been weeks, since Excel owned the cute Maiden, Hyatt. Her entire report showed that Hyatt the Robot Maiden was with Excel, including pampering her, cuddling her, and even cooking for her. They were all presented to Lord Il Palazzo. Excel grew friendly towards the robot, without Watanabe knowing… or for that matter, Watanabe doesn't know yet. Who'd guess that the two Hyatts looked well-alike?
Anyway, around the end of the second month, the Hyatt Maiden blushed, as she wrapped Excel in her arms and said, "I love working with you. You're always on your rent… but you never have time for me…"
Excel sighed, "I know. Excel is used to domestic distributes, but never sexual fantasies."
Hyatt Maiden blushed, "Aw, Master… Perhaps maybe I need to know why you won't cuddle with me…"
Excel then remembered:
Ropponmatsu 2 cried, "Big sister!"
"AH! Is this what being plucked from a single white is like?"
Excel growled, "Damn it… Excel loves you… but she… cannot… shake… her past off…"
Hyatt patted her head, brushing her blonde hair, and whispered, "Is there something you want me to share?"
Excel said, as she looked at her face, "Hatchan Robot… I'm…"
The robot kissed her, as Excel was blushing in a beet red look.
"Holy teacakes…" she thought, "She's… She's kissing me."
Hyatt whispered, as she continued, "Oh, Master Excel… I love you. I want you, so badly."
She said, "I may sing about it, one day, if you tell me what's wrong."
They continued to lip-lock, as Excel was in tears, "Oh, Lord Il Palazzo… What am I doing?"
She blushed and continued kissing, holding her hip tight. They continued to make out, as Hyatt started to freeze in place.
"Battery low… Must recharge… Batter-r-r-r-r…"
She wound down and died. Excel kept kissing her, without noticing. She eventually plugged her in, after the kiss.
"Holy crap," she waved a fan over her, "Whoa… That was so hot and spicy. My only wish is that Lord Il Palazzo would apologize to me."
She groaned, "Oh, Lord Il Palazzo, I'm so sorry. Excel has betrayed you."
She then hugged her lifeless body and said, "Hyatt Robot… I promise… I'll stay by your side… forever…"
She kissed her on her lips, as she then giggled in an evil grin:
"It's time for me to reprogram her for ACROSS's fun… It may ruin our love for each other, but it's time."
She knew what she had to do. Excel must hack into her circuits.
To be continued…