Kid: So, am I finally going to appear in this chapter?
Maybe. It all depends on the plot Kid.
Soul: What about a cool guy like me?
Black: OR A STAR LIKE ME?
STOP YELLING OR I'LL TELL DEI TO KICK YOU OUT!
Dei: Heheheh.
*Sigh* Kid? Can you please do the disclaimer?
Kid: Certainly. Kari doesn't own Naruto, Soul Eater, or anything else previously owned. Symmetrically, she DOES own the plot. See? Symmetry is everything. If you have a problem with thinking she does own things she doesn't, then you are asymmetrical and deserve to be erased.
…Wow Kid…
Kid: What? I think I did that fairly well don't you?
Uh…sure. On with the chap!
Chapter 2: The Kishin Kyoki
"Got him." Sasori pulled the trigger and shot a blast of Deidara's soul wavelength at the Kishin Egg Soul. The creature dissipated, leaving behind its soul. Deidara manifested from the shot gun Sasori was holding and grabbed the soul. "Nice, that's the twentieth soul we've gotten un! All in less than a month!" he exclaimed before swallowing it. Sasori chuckled as he looked up at the moon.
"Of course. We're the best." He said. Deidara completely turned into his human form and said, "I'll be a Death Scythe in no time un!" Sasori nodded, "And we'll be as cool as Soul and Maka. We just have to remember, A sound soul-" "-dwells within a sound mind and a sound body un." finished Deidara, "Maka says it all the time un."
Sasori laughed, "Come on Dei. Let's head home." Deidara nodded and turned into a gun…
~Back at the DWMA~
With a clack, Sasori landed in front of the doors to the academy. Deidara reverted back to his human form and stretched. "Back home un!" he said with a wide grin. Sasori chuckled at his weapon's hyper activeness. Deidara was such a bright person. One of the many reasons he liked him.
Deidara grabbed his wrist, "Come on Danna! Let's go report in so that we can get some lunch un!" Sasori smirked, "All right, all right. Let's go Dei-chan."
The two headed down the hall. "Hello boys! Mission accomplished?" asked the old lady at the counter. Deidara nodded vigorously, "Of course un! It's me and Danna! We're the best there is un!" The woman laughed heartily, "That's good to hear! It's good to see you two making such a great team!" The duo smiled before heading down the hall and to the cafeteria.
There were their friends, laughing and eating.
Hidan looked up, "YO! SASORI! DEIDARA! WHAT'S UP?" he exclaimed. Kakuzu smacked him upside the head. "OW! KUZU YOU BITCH!" They all laughed as the duo sat down with their lunch. "How was the mission?" asked Itachi. Sasori and Deidara smirked, "Awesome." They said simultaneously.
As the group spoke of their missions and training, a small, white bird flew in. It hovered over them a bit, Sasori and Deidara taking notice of it, before landing on the blonde's shoulder. The others all glanced at it. "The hell is that?" asked Hidan.
Deidara merely held up his hand and the small bird fluttered onto his index finger. Deidara noticed it had a small piece of paper in its mouth and carefully retrieved it. "What's it say Dei-chan?" asked Sasori as he leaned in closer. Deidara's eyes scanned the page and he frowned.
"The Kishin is in Death City un…" he muttered, "The Kishin Kyoki…" Sasori's eyes widened as the words sank in. A Kishin…in Death City…
"We should tell Lord Death." He optioned. Deidara shook his head, "Then I wouldn't be allowed to leave the damn Academy Danna." He said before looking up into Sasori's eyes, "And you can't fight without me un." Sasori sighed and nodded. Deidara was right. Sasori wasn't a warlock and he couldn't fight without his weapon…damn…
Hidan just blinked, "So what the hell are you gonna do Dei?" he asked. Deidara wrote something on the piece of paper and held it out to the bird. The small creature took it and flew off. "I have my ideas un…" he said before he grabbed the last fry off of his plate and got to his feet. "Danna, I'll be back un." Sasori hesitated a moment before nodding. "Be careful Dei-chan." He said. The blonde nodded and walked out…
~Later on~
Sasori was walking home after classes at the Academy let out. He was a bit worried. Deidara had yet to come find him and he wondered where the blonde was at.
"I sense his Soul Wavelength over in this direction."
Sasori turned to see Stein and his father heading in his direction. "Dad? Stein? What are you two doing here?" he asked as the duo stopped in front of him. "Sasori?" Stein nodded, "What a coincidence. We're looking for Deidara. Have you seen him?" he asked.
A feeling of dread spread over the red headed miester. Why would they be looking for Deidara? "Did something happen?" he asked. Stein sighed, "Someone mentioned the sight of a Medusa look-a-like. It's nothing serious, we're just wondering if Deidara is feeling all right." Medusa look-a-like? Why would Deidara look like his mother? "I haven't seen him since our last class. He said he was going for a walk."
Stein glanced at Spirit and the duo looked back at Sasori. "All right then." Started Spirit, "You head home. Maka and Soul just returned from a mission so they should be there. Don't worry about Deidara, we'll find him." Sasori nodded.
And after Spirit and Stein walked away, he focused on finding Deidara. No…Deidara wasn't in the direction Stein and Spirit were headed…Sasori headed towards a back alley. What was Deidara doing? Why was he gone for so long? Why hadn't he told Sasori what he was doing?
The red head rounded the corner and saw a hooded figure standing in front of the wall. "Dei-chan?"
The figure turned and Sasori saw the flash of golden hair from under the hood. "Danna. Class let out already un?"
Sasori took a look at Deidara and noticed that the blonde was in the same outfit from when Sasori had first met him: Black, sleeveless hoodie, black jeans, and no shoes. He could clearly see the tattoos making up the twin snakes on his arms.
So that was why they said a Medusa look-a-like…
"Yeah…what are you doing? My father and Stein are looking for you." Explained Sasori. Deidara pulled down the hood and sighed. "Why are they looking for me un?" he asked before he looked up at the wall again. "They think the Black Blood is affecting you. Your change of look isn't helping, you know?" explained the miester.
Deidara sighed, "grab on." He said as he held out his hand. Sasori took it, not hesitating in trusting the blonde. "Vector Plate." Sasori saw a black arrow appear on the wall before them and Deidara placed a foot on it. Before Sasori could question his actions, the duo was launched into the air, up the wall and onto the rooftop.
"What the hell was that?" asked Sasori. He knew that Deidara was a warlock, but he had never seen he blonde use actual magic before. Deidara looked around the rooftop, scanning it for something. "What are you looking for Dei-chan?" asked the redhead.
Deidara opened his mouth to answer, but his eyes widened. At the same time, Sasori sensed a very powerful Soul Wavelength. What the hell? "VECTOR PLATE!" Another arrow appeared beneath Deidara and he shot over to Sasori. Grabbing onto the redhead, he placed his foot down, "VECTOR ARROWS!" Black arrows appeared around the duo and suddenly stabbed a figure that had lunged at them.
(Picture Asura…without the bandages. You know with the black hair? Ok, now, his hair is blue and so is his shirt. Black pants and the scarf thing is black too.)
"Who…is that?" asked Sasori. Deidara's eyes narrowed at the man. "The Kishin Kyoki." He whispered. Kyoki smirked down at them. "I see…a young warlock…you have very good reflexes." He said in an eerie voice. Sasori just looked at him in shock. So this was the power of a Kishin?
"That red headed boy must be pretty important to you for you to risk your life for him. Sanity does that to you doesn't it? Why don't you let the Black Blood take you over?" stated Kyoki in a reasoning tone, "Like…your brother."
Deidara's eyes widened as Crona walked onto the rooftop. The madness had gotten to him? But…Crona was always telling him to never give in! "Nii-san! What are you doing?" he asked. He really didn't want to fight Crona…
"Heheh, you should give in to the madness Deidara. It's like floating on air." He said his grin wide. Deidara frowned. "Danna…ready?" he asked. Sasori, finally getting out of his state of shock, nodded, "Number seven." He said. Deidara jumped up and turned into a scythe. Kyoki laughed, "You want to test the madness huh? Good luck young miester."
Crona lunged at Sasori, Ragnarok manifesting in his hand. Sasori's eyes widened and he froze again. He had never fought against one of his friends before. He didn't think he could.
"Vector Plate."
Sasori was thrown out of the way as Crona swung Ragnarok at him. "Don't lose focus Danna." He heard Deidara say, "It might be Crona, but with the black blood protecting him, none of these attacks will be enough to actually defeat him." Sasori, still a bit taken back, asked, "Then…what do we do?"
Crona lunged at the redhead again, and again Sasori was pulled out of the way by Deidara's Vector Plate. He was pushed around randomly until he was away from Crona and the Kishin. "I have to fight him myself un." Deidara turned back into his human form, still dressed in his warlock outfit, and turned to where Crona was. "Are you crazy Deidara?" asked Sasori, worry the main element in his voice.
Deidara shot back over to where Crona was, "Vector Arrows." He stated. The same arrows from before appeared and shot at Crona, cutting through his sleeves and his arms.
For the first time since he had met Deidara, Sasori saw Black Blood dripping from someone's wounds. Crona grinned, "Bloody needles."
The blood that had spilled onto the floor hardened into needles and aimed for the blonde. Deidara sped around Crona's attack and he held up his hand: index finger, middle finger, and thumb pointing out. Pulling back his middle finger, a blast of his Soul Wavelength shot at Crona.
"NGH!" Crona was hit full on by the blast and fell onto his back. Kyoki appeared before Deidara, "I see…you are more powerful than your brother…and yet…you do not let the madness set you free. Why not?" he asked as he gently touched Deidara's face.
Deidara was yanked away by a Vector Arrow and he glared harshly at Kyoki. "I will never help you Kishin." He said. A small white bird landed on Kyoki's arm and the Blue haired Kishin stared at it. "Hmm…what is this?"
"Katsu."
An explosion consumed the Kishin and Deidara shot over to Sasori. "Let's go un." he said as he grabbed the redhead's arm.
As the two headed off, they heard the Kishin's laughter. "What about Crona?"
Deidara glanced back, "He'll be ok un…I just hope he can break free…"
(A/n)And done! Finally.
Kid: I still haven't appeared.
Yeah, yeah. Well-
Dei: Flames will be used on the Kishin Kyoki un?
Exactly!