Last chapter D: I'm really glad a lot of people liked this series ^^ Thank you to all my readers and reviewers. I really appreciate it all of you! I'm sorry about this chapter being short, but it just sort of happened that way.

Warning: Oocness, fluffiness ahead!

IMPORTANT: Please read the bottom important note that will be at the end of the story!

2 Years Later

I never knew that having someone to spend your life with was this rewarding. At first I was nervous about the whole thing because I wasn't sure what to expect, but I've found out that I've never been happier. Izaya and I don't bicker as much as we used to, but if we do we usually forgive each other in no time at all. I'm still working with Tom; Izaya now works as a information broker again, but in Ikebukuro. I told him to find another job, but he refused saying "Although it was because the money at first, the job was really interesting and within my forte." I really don't understand him, even after all this time.

Although he's sometimes hesitant about it, we've kept up our sex life pretty well. We usually make love every so often when we don't have work or something. Izaya insists that we switch positions every now again or even roles; I say yes to the switching positions, no to the roles. I like topping.

We don't go on frequent dates, but every now and again I'll take him out somewhere. Last weekend we went to where we got married and had a picnic with Shizzy-kun like we used to, but Shizzy-kun wasn't up for much playing around since he's already nine years old. Izaya is hoping he'll be around a little longer. I tell him since he has my name, he's probably gonna be around for a long time.

Everything's been going great. I can't really complain. Well, everything was going great until…

"Shizu-chan, you know…" Izaya starts as he hands me my coffee mug, which is filled with hot cocoa rather than coffee. Coffee isn't too sweet for my tastes, not the way Izaya makes it at least. Izaya makes his coffee black.

"What?" I ask as I take the mug from his hands and wrap my arm around him as he sits down next to me. I'm not watching anything particular on TV. Izaya is always the one to pick something out that turns out to be pretty interesting. I never know what to watch.

"Shinra told me about this prototype that he's working on…" Izaya continues and then pauses to see if I'm still listening. I look at him and tell him to proceed. "And it's some drug to make a man get pregnant…" I look at him in disbelief, but he just smiles and pats my head. "Let's just say hypothetically speaking, that I took this drug before we had sex last time…" I swallow the liquid that was swimming in my mouth and look at him with fright. Although kids aren't scaring, the thought of becoming a father is too much for me, especially when we haven't planned that sort of thing.

Then, he laughs.

"You should see your face~!" Izaya says as he moves away from me and laughs. "I really had you, didn't I?" There's something different in his laugh that no one else would probably catch. "Ne, ne Shizu-chan you really thought I'd want to get pregnant? Really? The stretch marks and the gaining weight would ruin my perfect figure." He says as he models himself.

"What perfect figure?" I ask as I sip my drink.

"Shizu-chan is just mad because I played a joke on him…" He says kind of solemnly.

"You really want kids, am I right?" I ask him without turning my head. I can see in my corner of my eye that he flinches.

"Are you really that much of a protozoan, Shizu-chan?" He says kind of nervously. "Being pregnant wouldn't be for me. There's all that stress over gaining weight, the stretch marks, the mood swings, the morning sickness; not to mention going through child labor and the expenses and the—"

"How many do you want?" I ask him seriously as I turn to him.

"Four." He says as he finally caves in. "H-how d-did y-you know…?" I smile as I realize he's stuttering. He curses under his breath as he realizes this too. He used to have this problem whenever he was nervous when he was younger. It only happens when I'm with him so I feel special.

"When you make something serious into a joke it's usually to cover up your embarrassment. When you asked me about the prototype and saw that I was scared, you got embarrassed of asking something so extreme and so you masked it by making it into a joke." I say intelligently. Ah, these are the times when I can actually surprise him.

"Well…?" He asks as he sits closer to me again. "Is Shizu-chan too scared to even think about having kids?"

"I was just a little surprised...I don't know about it…" I say honestly as I scratch the back of my neck nervously.

"Come on Shizu-chan, it could be like that one American movie we saw, Beauty and the Beast. We could have little monster children like they did." I flinch and look at him with a glare.

"First of all, you definitely don't fit the part of Bell, secondly the beast turned back into a human at the end so how could they have monster children? And lastly, they didn't have children at the end at all!"

"Ah, but that's where fanfiction comes in." Izaya reminds me with a smirk. "Ah, remember Erika-chan's fanfiction she made of us?"

"Don't remind me." I say quickly as I shift my attention to the TV again.

"Please Shizu-chan; it'll be nice to have children around the house." Izaya says with a smile. I look over to him and put my arm around him again.

"I wouldn't mind it, I guess…" I say as I kiss his forehead. He looks up at me and kisses my cheek.

"You just want to have sex again~" He says as he nuzzles under my chin. I lift up his head and kiss him on the lips softly.

"And what if I do?" I ask slyly as I begin to attack his neck. I bite it not-too gently and smile to myself as he yelps in pain.

"Ne, ne Shizu-chan you're a pervert!" Izaya says as he smacks me beside my head. I rub my head carefully as he looks at me with a glare. "And you left a mark!"

"Well, that's what you get for joking around the first time and then calling me a monster." I say bitterly. "You could have given me a fucking concussion!"

"With just a smack, Shizu-chan? You're just proving to me that you are a protozoan." I glare at him and tackle him into the couch. "Shizu-chan get off!" He says as he kicks and struggles under my weight and strength.

"Where's the drug so you can take it. I feel like doing it right now." I say with a smirk. I sneak my hand underneath his shirt and run my fingers across his chest.

"Shizu-chan, stop joking around! This isn't funny!" I lean in and kiss him passionately, sneaking my tongue in slowly and brushing it against his. He struggles to talk, his screams becoming muffled and strained. He starts hitting my back repeatedly, trying to make me to stop. I pull away and wipe my mouth to rid it of saliva.

"I was just kidding." I say with a laugh as I get off of him. I sit back down and relax as I wait for him to recompose himself. "But…I really don't mind kids. It'll be nice." Izaya gets up and fixes his shirt before glaring at me.

"You got hard." Izaya says as he points to my crotch. I was really trying to hide that so the joke really would just be left as a joke, but my body didn't realize it was a joke. "You're such a protozoan."

"Would you quit saying that, flea!" I say angrily.

"Ne, ne did I hit a nerve? Poor Shizu-chan." Izaya says happily. "Want me to help you?" He asks sweetly. I glare at him and refuse his offer, even though my hard-on really wishes I hadn't. "Come on Shizu-chan."

"No, I'm fine." I say as I try to relax. Izaya then sneaks his hand on my hard-on and rubs it lovingly. "Flea, get off of me!" I say as I slap his hand away. He then shows me a small pill container with a smirk. I eye him curiously and then realize what kind of pills they are.

"You said you were ready right now." He says as he kisses my cheek. After a little while I sigh and put my hand on his head.

"Fine, flea." I say as I kiss his lips softly. "I should just tell you that you're gonna be one crazy mother." I say with a laugh.

Of course we had to read the directions first and follow them accordingly, but after we did, we were really set on making this thing work. Children are a lot of hard work, but I really don't mind having children as long as it's not a surprise. I really like it when Izaya and I plan things together even if they're small.

I just hope we're not gonna be horrible parents. A monster and an unstable psycho aren't really recommended as parents, but I doubt we'll be the same when we become parents. I'll probably be calmer and Izaya will probably be more mentally stable (hopefully).

The only problem is…how the hell am I gonna deal with a pregnant Izaya when the normal Izaya(if you'd call this Izaya normal) is already too much to handle. I guess…I'm gonna have to find out as we go…

IMPORTANT: I know that this was a bit of a cliffhanger but it was intentionally. I thought to leave it here because the whole children's thing is a whole new problem, but I don't think I will continue this series into another story since it feels like I'm dragging it out too much. I think I will leave it here and have your imagination run wild. If I do get a lot of reviews saying that people want yet another sequel then I'll consider it, but as I've said before I feel like I'm dragging it out too much. Maybe I'll make a oneshot sequel, but that's up to the reviews ^^ Anyways, please review and if you'd like tell me your favorite quote or part of the story! I like hearing opinions. Also, if there are mistakes you can tell me what I did wrong.