Angel: A new chapter to meh awesome story! I'mma just skip to the story now.
Kakuzu: Seeing as everyone else is taking a nap... Who the fuck am I kidding *hic * We're all getting drunk!
Sasori: Ya know *hic * Dei you look like a *hic * lady *hic *
Itachi: Dude looks like a *hic * Lady!
Angel: I do not own 'Naruto' but I do own the beer! Pass meh the beer!
I woke up later than I expected. That fucking snake man is such a skank! I growled as I looked around. The room I was in this time was padded. But still white. And still bland. Sigh. Same old same old... I mean couldn't they decorate it just a bit differently? I mean it wouldn't hurt to spice it a up a bit.
Ya know I would soooo escape if it wasn't for those suppah smexy mortals... Why can't demons be that smexy? WHY?
OMME! (Cause he is Jashin, duh...) don't tell me you like mortals?
And now he's having a spaz attack. Shock! And the pain is still not pleasurable! Damn...
But they are just, just, just so damn smexy! D; Why are they so fucking smexy? Earth is soooo cruel! ;(
OMME! I knew you liked them! I knew because you never fucking branded someone... Like ever... Not even that human I got for your fucking birthday...
I bet you only liked him because he was half demon... . Shock!
Damn I'm getting used to the weird shocking coming from my necklace... It's like it's not even there... Anymore...
Holy Fuck! They took your Jashin necklace! MY necklace! That I gave you! The special one! The one that makes me feel like a stalker! Stalker I tell you!
I knew you were a fucking stalker! What the- Holy Fuck! I'mma murder them all D:! My Jashin necklace! My dadeh necklace!
I realized I was wearing the lousy collar that knocked me out and another straight jacket. Growling I broke the fucking jacket, barely using any of my strength too X3! Then the motha fuckin collah that dares to restraining my mightyness! After I was done beating the shit out of the damn collah, I strutted over to where I think the door was and pulled my fist back. I didn't even need to use my powers for this shit. I quickly broke the bland, and white, and taunting, and padded... You get the fucking idea! I broke the fucking wall down! Jeez, I don't know why I'm even using meh awesomeness on explaining things to you people...
D; It wasn''t the fucking door! It led to another room! :( I am not a happy bitch! In the room was a man... Or I think it was a man... But he/she was smexy either way! Ahem, don't tell meh dadeh!
Your gay!
No I'm not! I just know smexy when I see it... D;
My perverted dream has fucking finally come true! My mother fucking daughter is fucking gay!
I have no fucking idea... I just know your a perverte- Shock! Or not! Ha I don't have the necklace anymore so you can't shock me! XD
And I had thought my fucking dream had fucking come true... D;
OMJ! You make the demented smileys too! :D
OMME! Your fucking rubbing off on meh! OMME did I just say 'meh'? I'm fucking getting out of here!
Dadeh?
Meh dadeh has just abandoned meh! ;( I will now be in my emo corner...
Wait no! No emo corner for you! You must look find a way out!
OMJ! Dadeh you totally sound like a chick! A snobby stick up the ass chick!
Shush now! You must get out of here!
And why should I listen to you, voice-in-my-already-insane-mind-that-doesn't-curse-or-act-smexy?
Hmph, I'm you sanity... The only civil part of you...
OMJ! I don't have any sanity! I lost it when I was in meh not-so-goody-two-shoes mother's womb! Womb I tell you!
Well apparently in a past life I was the outer and you were the inner!
Ha! I must've been a total stick-up-the-ass bitch!
Excuse me?
I tuned the goody two shoes out and looked around the room I was in. It was exactly like the other one. Except with a sexy man. Yes I know it's a male now! I can see his fucking six pack through his straight jacket!
I began walking closer to him and I could tell the smexy male tensed up at the intrusion. He stared at me with bored but a bit interested eyes. OMJ! Those are the red eyes that pirate guy had! OMJ they must be fucking related! Woah... He had long black hair tied up in a loose ponytail with the weird red eyes with comas. Or something weird like that... Don't judge the girl who just found out she has a small strip of sanity! So the guy was wearing a red tank- The exact same fucking clothes as the other three I branded! Mmm, that must be he's Level 50... I like this smex god already XD! Now I stopped when I was about an inch or two away from the black haired man. I stared at his eyes as he looked bored at me. I opened my mouth and then closed it as he raised an elegant eyebrow at my antics. Well as elegant as you could get when in a straight jacket in an Asylum that is...
"What's your name" I asked him as I began to circle him. In a creepy 'I'm the predator' way. Ya know like my clawed hands were on the ground and it looked like I had a tail... Even if I do... But I can make it go away... Stop judging the insane princess of hell! :C You people are sooooo cruel to meh!
Here since it's seems I have your interest spiked up, I'mma tell you all about meh weird features! Or at least weird to mortals... Anyways, I have this tail. And ears. And wings. And fangs. And claws. What? I'm too bored to explain exactly how I look! D: Jeez! But since the smex god seems a little hesitant with speaking I'mma explain things to you. Be grateful bitches! :D
My tail looks like a wolves. Except black. And red. And can be covered in spikes and fire. But! Only if I want to... X3 I have little wolfy ears on meh head. They be black. And red. But! Only the tips can have a smallish flame on them... Then comes meh wings! Meh wings be like a bats. A large large large big big big bat... :D They have a red tint to them too! And spikes, when I want. And some fire, when I want... Yeah... I can make feathers grow on them since meh mother, Tsunade, was an angel. Though she's not... Any more at least... Back to meh! The feathers I can make meh wings have be a black color cause like, Hello meh dadeh be from hell~ Durrrr. But with a red tint. XD! Now I can't make my fangs or claws go away... Cause their actually a part of meh bodeh, and stuff. Meh fangs can be hidden in meh mouth though... :D I be a happy camper~ So the claws... Can't really hide them ^-^;. OMJ! Meh psychotic smileys are getting weirder! Lolz... I'm thinking in txt too!
Pay attention stupid! He spoke, he said his name was Uchiha Itachi...
OMJ! He be a sexy man weasel!
How did I end up with you?
You wuv me :D
"Itachi... Uchiha..." I said slowly as I kept eyeing the man in front of me. I suddenly smiled, surprising the Uchiha.
"I like you~~~" I purred just as the door was broken down and the snake man walked in. Along with over a dozen gaurds.
"Damn..." I muttered. I fucking hate that snake. I stood up and glared at him as my eyes turned to black slits and I let my fangs show. They all seemed taken aback and frightened.
"Where is it you man-bitch?" I asked softly as a growl rumbled in my throat. The snake looked surprised.
"Don't play games with me faggot!" I yelled angrily as I stepped forward.
"Where the fuck is my symbol?" I growled out as I jumped on him. My clawed hand was immediately around his neck and his back was against the padded wall. He clawed at my hand but I didn't let go.
"I don't know what your talking about" He gasped out.
"If I don't get the necklace my father gave me" I growled out as my grip tightened. It was getting harder to hold back my demon features now... This is so fucking bad... D:
"I will end up dieing, and if I end up dieing before my millionth birthday..." I could here unbeleiving gasps and growls behind me. Along with some guns loading.
"I'll make sure when you go to hell, I'll be there to personally greet you~~~" I hissed out. I could feel metal entering my skin but at the moment I was too pissed of to care. My demon features began to show. I could feel my bat wings, without the feathers, begin sprouting from my back along with my ears an tail. Covered in fire and spikes. My eyes seemed to be on fire as I glared at him.
I could feel the Uchiha's red eyes on my back. I couldn't help but feel calm with his piercing stare. My glare softened. Just a bit. I saw the snake man reach into his pocket. I saw him take out my pendant. I immediately let go and my features disappeared. I grabbed the necklace and quickly put it on. My eyes turning back to their normal emerald green. Shock! Shock! Shock! I felt the previous shocks and as I got zapped.
"Fuck * pant* You *pant * Dadeh *pant *" I said as I fell down. Sometimes I really hate my father.
Shock! C'mon!
I quickly stood up. I brushed away the scattered bullets, darts, and anything else stuck to my clothes. They had already put me in my old clothes. Thank Dadeh for that~
"Okay, I'mma need a new straight jacket" I told the snake guy as I went over and sat next to the smexy Itachi Uchiha. Personally he seemed a bit stoic to me. But at the moment his mouth was slightly agape and his eyebrows were slightly raised as he stared at me. I began to talk to him as the guards and snake man ran out. Closing the door of course. Bitches...
"So are you related to the pirate looking guy?" I asked him grinning.
"Tobi" He said coldly. Tobi huh?
"So are all level 50 experiments male?" I asked still grinning at the smexy male. He nodded.
"Do they all wear the same red tanks with loose shorts?" I asked the smex god. Or is he? I'll find out one of these days, I swear it. XD He nodded. Damn stoic and silent smexy Uchiha...
"How many experiments are in level 50?" I asked getting smarter. OMJ! It's the apocalypse! Ha never mind~
"7 He answered, only using the necessary amount of words. Damn...
"Ah ah ah, 8 now, or at least until I get bored~" I purred out happily.
"I think I branded 3 of them already..." I said slowly.
"Branded?" He asked, confused.
"Made them mine" I chirped childishly as if it was nothing special. He was quiet for a while.
"And I think I'm gonna brand you too!" I yelled out as he glared at me. I quickly took out my weird blade, making it the size of my palm. I took off his straight jacket and grabbed his right shoulder.
"Stay still..." I cautioned as I brought the blade down. He didn't show any sign of moving away. I brought meh awesome blade to his skin and wrote meh dadeh's symbol on his shoulder, He wasn't even flinching! Grrr..., Then S.H. It glowed a bright red before implanting in his skin as a black color with a red tint. Haha I have branded four people! Then we just sat down and waited for the creepy snake dude to bring me my new straight jacket. There was some kissing here and there as we waited of course~ Veerrrrryyy good kisser by the way~ :D I'm a happy demon princess!
By the time snake dude came back we were having a heated make out session. He dropped the straight jacket as he gaped. Ha the bitch was sooo surprised. I let go of meh smexy weasel and helped him put the straight jacket back on. Then I strutted up to the snake guy, took my new straight jacket and jumped through the giant hole in the wall into my room. I quickly put the straight jacket on after giving Itachi a wink. I summoned some large demons and watched as they fixed the wall in a matter of seconds. With a large poof, the demons disappeared and I was leaning against meh wall and falling asleep on the way.
Angel: *hic * What arrre you llloooking attt?
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy and didn't drink!
Hidan: was'up babe *hic *
Deidara: I'm a woman not *hic * a babe!
Kakuzu: Your not a *hic * woman!
Deidara: Yes I *hic * am! DO you not see meh breasts? Shows Sakura's braw full of water balloons*
Sakura: Is that my *hic * bra?
Angel: Until next *hic * time!